I finally read Witch Hat Atelier.
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I finally read Witch Hat Atelier.
sukuna gets mad when you shave your bushâŠ
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usually, before bed, sukuna slides his hand down your panties, placing his large hand over your mound and keeping it there. why? whenever you build up the courage to ask, he simply just shoots you a sharp glance, saying "itâs warm. stop asking questions, woman."
imagine his surprise when he mindlessly slides his hand down, only to feel you were completely bald down there this time.
youâve never seen sukuna so genuinely confused. his usually bored, irritated expression had faded, eyebrows raised in curiosity.
"brat, where is it."
you look over at him, shrugging. "whereâs what?"
he feels around a little more, double checking, nope â not a single hair. âdonât play dumb with me, woman. the hair. where is it."
you were just as confused as he was. did he really love your bush that much?
âi shaved it?âŠ" you respond, watching a slight frown form on his face, similar to a grumpy cat â honestly, anyone else would look at him and assume his entire family had been killed or something.
in your defense, you just felt like changing it up, assuming he wouldnât care much at all. if you knew itâd affect him this much, you wouldnât have plucked even a singular hair away.
"why the hell would you do that," he growls, his initial confusion quickly turning into irritation. âput it back, i donât find this amusing."
you canât help but let out a soft giggle, feeling sukuna pull his hand out from beneath your panties, two arms crossing in silent annoyance like a kid whoâd just had their candy stolen.
"kunaâ, itâll grow back⊠i didnât realise you liked it so much," you smile, leaning in to press a soft kiss to his cheek. his expression remains the same, though he doesnât push you away, silently accepting your affection.
"donât let this happen again," he demands.
"awwh! you miss it," you tease, poking his chest playfully. he catches your wrist in his hand, grip demanding, yet not firm enough to hurt.
âshut up."
Personal Treasures
Featuring the Nod-Krai Cast
What special item do they keep on them at all times?
Inside on of Varka's pant pocket is a folded up photo of the people he cherishes back in Mondstadt. Although it has water damage on the corners, and a small piece got burned at the bottom, he refuses to take another one. Or carry around a new photo of the same people.
"It's been more than five years since this photo was taken, haha! There's no way I can replace it! Everyone looks different now, especially Razor and Rosaria. But look your peace sign is still there!"
The day this precious photo was taken was back before Diluc had left the knights, Varka was about to set off on another expedition though this one would only take a few weeks. His partner volunteered to take the picture of everyone, "are you sure you don't want to be in it?" Kaeya asks, "I can always take it or find someone that can."
"Nope I'm already here!" They say with a cheeky grin, "ready everyone?" They throw up a peace sign with their non-dominate hand, which appears in the bottom right corner of the picture. Varka remembers their smile well, and often looks at this photo while writing letters to the people back home.
The Curatorium of Secrets once had an interesting client. A man who made all kinds of weird demands, and always asked for collateral. "How about that jewel you always have wrapped around your leg?" The man smirks, eyes shifting towards the ground even though Nefer was sitting behind her desk.
Her eyes narrowed, "what more do you need?" She asks, "we have given you body guards as a safety measure already and half of your payment. Are you trying to say the information you have is worth more than that?"
Jahoda stood outside her office, wanting to report back from her latest job, but now stood terrified. The 'jewel' the man is referring to is actually pine amber Nefer's partner had made into a pendant for her birthday some time ago. Nefer than attached it to a leather garter to carry it around with her in her day to day life. She knew that asking for this item would leave him either defenseless or without the rest of his payment. "Boss Nef, let him have it!" She silently cheered.
â¶ïž Acts of Service (starring . qifrey the witch)
synopsis . Trying to coax your usually gentle partner into fucking your throat whilst giving him head. content . afab!reader, somewhat established relationship, oral sex (m!receiving), dirty talk, face fucking, pet names, brat taming, praise, sadism, etc.
author's note: i need him so bad like pls. anywho, answering this request (kinda lol). banner from: âKubitsuri Danshi to Nikushoku Joshiâ
âY-Yes, down your throat now. Oh my-, just like that. Perrrfect.â Qifrey couldnât help the words that floated out of his mouth, a hand grasping at the top of your head tightly enough to reveal veins against his skin.
He tried not to buck his hips too much almost every time you sucked him off but it was difficult not to when your head was bobbing so vigorously, letting his twitchy tip kiss ân cling to the very back of your throat. He told you he had a stressful day, so all you wanted to do was relieve some of that stress for himâeven though he typically advises against doing so adamantly.
Youâve no idea why heâs so keen on remaining stressed and pent up. Nor do you understand how the man goes on and on about how much he hates water and all things wet, yet heâs throbbing against your flattened tongue the moment you stick it out for him.
His wishes aside, all you longed for was to see that other side of him he tried so hard to keep hidden from those most dear. Though, Qifrey had a way of hiding all intimate parts of his personality from those he treasured most.
With the sole exception of sex, of course. While it did relieve some amounts of stress, it most certainly was too satisfactory of an act for him to indulge in with just anyone.
Which is where you come inâhis pretty lilâ partner.
âCan you-, hahhh⊠p-possiblyâfuckâslow down, my love?â Qifrey tried to warn you, his fingers taut atop your head as his the muscles in his thighs tensed and his desire to buck his hips upward increased. And yet, you merely lifted your gaze up to meet with his and then began to bob your head up ân down even quicker. âN-No, not faster. I-, hnngh.â
The hold he has on you suddenly steels and your eyes widen as you realize youâre hardly able to move. Qifreyâs mentally apologizing for the way he begins to thrust up into your mouth and push your head down to meet with each one.
âI cannot maintain my composure when you suck on me like that,â He huffs, lashes fluttering whilst his pretty face twists up in pleasure. Then heâs tilting his head to the side and casting a half grin down at you, âFuuuck, you made me do this, yâknow. S-Staring at me like that⊠god, you look so gorgeous with my cock in your mouth.â
-Kiss it Better-
-°⹠Contents: Zayne isnât paying proper attention to you.
-°⹠Bribri Speaks!: so now that Iâm officially graduated (huzzah!) and in summer break youâll be seeing a lot more of me. Sorry in advance âĄ
âMy eyes hurt.â
At your whiny complaint, Zayne managed to pry his eyes from the paperwork before him, raising a brow at you.
When youâd brought his lunch to the hospital, you hoped youâd get to spend some actual time with him. Instead, he took the takeout bag, murmured a âthank youâ, and returned to his work.
Youâd been here for nearly three hours, mind you, and you hadnât even earned a sideways glance. It was unfair how good he looked with his nose buried in paperwork. His hair fell in his eyes, his hands deftly taking notes on his patientâs charts.
Youâd already counted how many tiles made up the ceilingâ57 in total. Youâd recached the daily limit on your favorite game, and your social media was officially overrun with memes that hardly worked to cure your boredom.
You were growing impatient.
âCan you come look at them?â You asked innocently.
âItâs probably from staring at your phone for so long,â he muttered, walking over to you. He stooped to your level, gazing into your eyes.
âThey really hurt. I think you need to kiss them better.â
âI have reason to believe this isnât a scientific treatment,â he observed, a slight smirk tugging at his lips.
âI donât care! Itâll help!â
A chuckle escaped the doctorâs lips, but he still indulged you. He pressed two gentle kisses to your closed eyelids, cupping your cheeks.
âBetter?â
âNow that I think about it, my cheeks hurt a lot, too.â
âWell, we certainly canât have that.â
Two more kisses landed on the apples of your cheeks. These were followed by a smattering of pecks on your throbbing forehead, another on your aching jaw, and a final one on your allegedly sore lips.
By the time he was done, his glasses slipped down his nose, askew and fogged.
âWhat about now?â
âWell, my butt hurts from sitting on this hard chair. I need something softer to sit on.â
He couldnât help but laugh again. He unceremoniously hoisted you up and settled behind his desk, you comfortably perched in his lap.
âBetter now?â
âMuch better.â
ZAYNE is overworked and underfucked â mdni
cw. #dryhumping
zayne had a rough day at workâso many patients, too much paperwork, an excruciating surgery in betweenâhe was absolutely beat. so when he trudges through the door with his tie loosened and very prominent bags under his eyes on his otherwise perfect skin, you tell him to go sit on the couch and relax while you finish whipping up dinner.Â
he wants nothing more than to shower the day off of him and crawl into bed with his wife, but you insist he needs to eatâthe same way he would if it were you in his shoes. and because he canât resist youâespecially when youâre wearing a cute little apronâhe begrudgingly obliges, letting his bag hit the ground and slumping on the couch, a single button on his crisp shirt unbuttoned showing off a beautiful sliver of skin.Â
he throws his head back and pinches the bridge of his nose, thinking of anything to take his mind off his grueling work, and heâs successful when his mind finally lands back on you. his sweet, sweet wife.Â
he tries to keep his thoughts innocent⊠tries not to think about you in your little apron looking like you came straight out of a male fantasy. tries not to think about all the things he could do to you. tries so hard not to think about how you could take care of his cockâthe very same thatâs growing harder and harder in his confined slacks.Â
To his credit, Zayne notices immediately.
Youâre not even really sure what happened. Youâre having a good time, you are. It feels good, and you normally like this position.
So why do you feel soâŠdirty?
He notices your change in demeanour, the way your moans cease and you go quiet. He stops, pulling out slowly and reaching for you. You resist for a moment, not wanting him to see you crying.
âWhatâs wrong?â He sounds so worried about you. Itâs his nature, to worry.
âNothing I-Iâm fine. We can keep going.â You sniffle, and his decision becomes firm. His arms come around you, pulling you into his lap and hugging you.
âWeâre done, okay? Does anything hurt?â The tears are rushing out now, and you have to swallow your sobs to answer.
âN-no. I-Iâm fine really I donât-I donât know what happened.â You donât need to go into detail. Zayne hums in understanding, cool hand stroking your heated skin as he holds you closer.
âItâs okay. Let it out.â He presses a kiss to your head as you sink into his embrace, sobbing.
When you begin to calm down, he helps you sip some water, wrapping the blanket around you. Zayne doesnât let you apologize, not for this, but you donât let him say it either. Itâs no oneâs fault, the two of you agree.
âHow about we watch a movie, hm?â
Pspspsps imagine you wanting to cum and Zayne makes you spell something or give you a question (ex. math question or relationship questions) and if you get it right, you get to cum and if not then youâll be denied and have to start all over again
Iâm running away again hehe đââïžđš
"Answer."
"I-I don't know!"
Zayne pulls his cock out, making you gasp out and tug at the handcuffs.
"N-no no please! Come on Zayne keep going!"
"Then tell me. What was the topic of my graduate thesis? It's not a difficult question." You swear he smirks as the tip of his cock catches your entrance, making your back arch off the bed.
"You know it's not! Please it-it's not fair..." You whimper as he slides back in, slowly fucking you.
"I'll give you an easier question. But if you get this one wrong, I'll have to edge you twice to make up for it." He seals his threat with a kiss to the corner of your mouth as you tearfully nod, waiting for the question.
"When...is my birthday?" There's amusement in his eyes, and you're so relieved you could cry. You lean up to kiss him, smiling as you murmur the date against his lips.
"Good girl. Now you've earned your reward."
asking zayne to make you squirt
"I'm sorry?"
"I've never done it even though I've attempted to multiple times." You sigh, slumping next to him on the couch. "In the end, all I could achieve was a cramped wrist and pruny fingers."
Zayne takes off his glasses and really looks at you. "I see."
"quite the dilemma you have there." He raises a brow, but more so at your lit up expression.
"This is only to satisfy my intellectual curiosity." You see zayne's lips quirk up.
"thanks to your last experiment, I'm well acquainted with that, my love." He looks oddly proud as he says that.
"I'm treating myself as a test subject to see whether countless articles, testimonials and... Ahem visuals were accurate."
"will you be publishing your study?" He plays along.
"focus, zayne. Besides I'll pay you handsomely." You attempt a corny wink. He laughs softly.
"seeing you gush on my fingers would be sufficient compensation."
TAKINâ CARE OF BUSINESS
youâre working a terrible job as a waitress, with an even worse boss but lucky for you, your knight in shining armor wonât just stand by and watch you work yourself to the bone!
warnings: comfort, super self-indulgent
[Xavier, Zayne, Rafayel, Sylus, Caleb]
XAVIER
The neon sign outside the restaurant flickered like it was on its last breath, same as you felt most nights. Six p.m. to whenever the boss decided the last drunk straggler had spent enough. Tonight it was pushing 4:12 a.m. and the place smelled like old fryer oil and regret. Your feet ached so badly youâd stopped feeling them hours ago. You just kept moving, tray balanced, smile stapled on, because arguing with your boss never ended well.
He was already red-faced behind the bar, barking at the line cook over a ticket that had been up for forty seconds. When you set down the last round for table seven, he snapped without looking at you.
âYouâre slow tonight. Table five has been waiting on their check for ten minutes. What, you think tips grow on trees?â
You mumbled an apology and turned away before he could see the way your hands shook. Doormat. Thatâs what the other girls called you behind your back, but they at least had the sense to call out when he crossed lines. You just took it. Rent was due. Student loans didnât care that your boss was a tyrant.
The bell above the door chimed softly. Even at this hour, someone was still coming in. You didnât look up right away, too busy wiping down the sticky counter but you felt the shift in the room. The low murmur of the remaining customers quieted. When you finally glanced over, Xavier was sliding into a booth near the window like he owned the place. He had his signature white hoodie on, and his hair was messy, his eyes were already scanning until they landed on you. He gave you a small smile that always made your chest feel lighter.
You grabbed a menu and headed over, legs protesting every step.
âHey,â you said softly, setting the menu down. âWeâre technically closed, but⊠I can get you something quick if you want.â
Xavier tilted his head, studying the dark circles under your eyes. âYou look exhausted. How long have you been here?â
âSince six.â You didnât add the part about yesterdayâs shift ending at 3:30. Heâd only worry.
Before he could reply, your bosses voice cut across the room like a whip. âHey! No loitering. If youâre not ordering, get out. Weâre not a shelter.â
Final design is Olruggio as a barn owl! Iâll probably revisit this eventually to draw beldaruit, easthies, tartah, and custas, but I have to switch projects for a little bit! These are available as stickers, keychains, prints, and tshirts on my shop!
Phainon has been peeking from the doorway to see you in the study, still occupied with nonâstop meetings, or from the bed as he watches you on the desk still talking to your colleagues through the screen.
Phainon wonders, when will this be over, since this has been going on the past few weeks. He understands how important these are, as it is related to the success of your career, but is it such a sin for a man to desire his most beloved honey to be embraced between his arms?
He pouts whenever he tries to catch your attention by touching your hand or wrist. . . slowly pulling you away from your responsibilities briefly, because not only does he have his needs ( he needs his daily dose of his honey, to be quite frankly ), but also he wants you to rest, becauseâ
âHoney, itâs already 11:30 pm,â he reminds you. âAre you still talking about the marketing calendar with your team?â
Deflowering Qifrey
Part 2 First Times(Mini-Series)
Qifrey took a deep breath. He couldnât believe he was back here. Well, actually yeah he could. You had both been a bit tipsy with your last encounter and he thought that would make things awkward, but it didnât. You went back to acting as if everything was normal between the two of you, so who was he to act as if it wasnât. Except he couldnât stop thinking about it.
Your plush thighs straddling his lap. Your cunt grinding down on his cock. The pretty noises that came out of your mouth. He had never struggled this badly with his emotions in his life. And when you mentioned trying again and getting to be inside, he couldnât wait. He didnât want to ask you, but each time he saw you walking around the atelier in your little shorts, it took everything in him to not get on his knees and beg you to touch him, to help him with the ache between his legs.
Making Sylus and Zayne kiss after they get into an argument? Itâs the only way youâll talk to them and accept their apologies to each other as âsincereâ lmfao đ€Ł
"I don't believe it."
They've been fighting for two weeks, yet somehow have come to an agreement an hour after you mentioned a sex ban? Yeah, no way you're buying this.
"It's true." Sylus smirks, the picture of truth. But Zayne won't quite meet your eyes. He hates lying to you. It's his best feature.
"Well if you've really made up...kiss."
Annoyance flickers on Zayne's face. The argument had rubbed him the wrong way, and it's clear Sylus still hasn't earned any physical affection just yet.
"I don't see the point of that. We've told you we made up, isn't that enough?" Zayne shifts uncomfortably, while Sylus's smirk only grows. He knows they've been caught red-handed. But he can't give up an opportunity to get on Zayne's nerves.
He pulls him into a kiss easily, one Zayne doesn't fight. They meld into each other, and you can see the tension slowly release from their bodies. If they hadn't made up before, they definitely had now.
When they pull away for air, two sets of eyes hazy with pleasure meet yours.
"You're both such good boys."
8/100
18+ ; f!reader ; dirty talk ; unprotected p in v ; pussydrunk!qifrey ; possible ooc ; rusty ahh writing
pussy deprived bf!qifrey had made the difficult decision years ago to begin abstaining from the desires of flesh to focus on teaching magic. he had battered down every urge and scared away every fantasy; and heâd been very successful in doing so.
that was, until you, of course. you just had a way of melting his mind and ripping his desires to the surface aggressively in a way that he simply couldnât fight.
and when he finally gave in and let himself slip between your thighs and experience heaven again, already warm and wet and readyâoh, he completely lost it.
âïž 100 days of Zayne - Day 13/100
Thinking of an AU where you work at a cafĂ© near Akso and Zayne is a regular customer. You see him sometimes in the morning before his shift or at night grabbing a snack. Youâve memorised his favourite order and make it a point to recommend any new desserts or slip insider info on upcoming limited edition flavours.
Your interactions with him are friendly but professional, and never crosses the line. If youâre being honest, youâve developed a little (ok maybe not so little) crush on the handsome, and extremely accomplished doctor, who despite his âcoldâ appearance and demeanour, has a really sweet tooth.
One day Zayne did not come by to collect the coffee and pastry he ordered for pick up and you decide to do a personal delivery during your break.
His office door is slightly ajar and you peek in to see him resting on his desk with his head on his arms. Not wanting to disturb him, you push open the door as slowly as you can and tip toe over, placing his order gently on the table.
Unfortunately the crinkle of the paper bag foils your plan and his hand shoots out to grab your wrist. Frozen in shock you see a sleepy green-hazel eye peering from the corner of his arm before it opens widely in recognition.
Zayne quickly releases your wrist and apologies, the tips of his ears turning red. You shake your head and assure him allâs good. You are about to leave when he invites you to have coffee with him sometime, to thank you for the favour.
And that was the start of your beautiful relationship â€ïž
A/n: Iâm attempting a 100 days of Zayne challenge! The goal is to post something about Zayne everyday - no min/max word count, and it can be about anything or with anyone as long as Zayne is involved. Itâs all in good fun and I hope youâll enjoy reading the posts as much as Iâll enjoy writing them âșïž