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I was in the shower in a hotel room at 6am because i have a flight and all that when i hear the faintest xylophone sound. I was sitting on the ground with my back against the frosted glass brushing my hair(i forgot my brush and had to buy a shitty one, the untangling was taking ages). I don’t know how to explain the design of the room so I will try to draw it below

My first thought is that it was the door next door, but the sound was too close. My second thought was my phone was still playing a video???? But I hadn’t opened it yet. Then I thought that someone was inside the room and was playing the xylophone for some reason.

Okay, so, I would like to say that I hadn’t eaten anything decent in 36 hours-ish and hadn’t really gotten a nice sleep (I couldn’t sleep)

ALSO the lights were off, partially. They were all off except this large blue one that I kept on because I liked it. Also I didn’t have my glasses.

So here I am, hungry, sleep deprived, unable to see clearly, 85% sure that someone is in my room playing the xylophone. I thought “Ok I’ll turn the water off and If the voice stops I’ll kms [keep myself safe]”

Then I turned off the water to reeeeeally listen…

It was my fucking Nana ringtone

I had another alarm…

I had another god forsaken alarm because I’m notoriously known for waling up at the 14th alarm

Moral of the story is guys, eat, sleep well, and train yourself to wake up at a normal hour. Basic human things I guess???

#im so dumb bro its not even funny #YEA ITS A MAN IN YOUR ROOM THAT YOU LOCKED FROM THE INSIDE YESS #AND DID NOT HEAR SOMEHOW LIKE HOEE BE FRR #anyways guys im going back home to me cat

ITS FINALLY DONE!!

#deltarune #deltarune cake #deltarune queen #queen deltarune #yay baking #cake #caking #potassium #kris get the banana #deltarune chapter 2 #my friend DID help me post these kudos to him #FINALLY FINISHED YAAAAYYYYY #i have no idea how it’ll taste we’ll see guys

smoooms

about to make a queen cake (from deltarune) with my one and only he/him lesbian, WILL UPDATE!!

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….dont look at me with those eyes Queen

about to make a queen cake (from deltarune) with my one and only he/him lesbian, WILL UPDATE!!

#deltarune #cake #queen deltarune #deltarune queen #deltarune cake #yay baking #caking #baking #the best cake in town!!#first post btw guys idk how to use tags #first post

cute-catts

Inner peace 🕊️🐱😌

#yesyesyes kiittttyyyyy

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I often think like “I love how her mouth moves” or “I love his teeth” or “I love how one of their eyebrows is slightly furrowed all the time” but you can’t say things like this. If you could I’d give so many more compliments because these are to me very high praise like this is all the best stuff but no we have to focus on like… pretty eyes or whatever sooooo fucking boring who cares

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