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when She sends a heart
when She sends a smiley face
when the Other Girl sends a kissy emojiĀ
whenās it my turn :(
when you thought it was just gonna be a silly short little crush but two months later she still shows up in your dreams & makes you smile every time you think about her
god, i wish i had one solid ally.
iāve literally been sitting around for 6 hours just waiting for this lady to fucking pay me, like, at least communicate with me if thereās some kind of hold up cause, thatās my fucking money youāre fucking with
how many fucking hobbies can i have where upon completion, people either donāt pay in a timely manner, or donāt pay at all
looking completely calm yet suppressing the urge to tear everything in my room apart & throw myself at the wall
just saw somebody say that Hooray for Boobies by the Bloodhound Gang on vinyl was a holy grail find.
iām leaving facebook
one day, an elevator door will open in front of me, & iām just gonna forget who i was and step into a new life
trying to keep a calm straight face while everything is falling apart only for something to crush my toe.
some fucken bird sounds scared the shit outta me & it straight up triggered my fight or flight response & my body wanted to fight
i am a scientist but, you wouldnāt know it & i donāt have a degree, but i assure you, i am a scientist.
finally got out of bed but my head feels like iām not real
iām just saying if i walked outside, & the ground opened up and swallowed me, iām not gonna fight it, thatās my time
āi posted this to get a rise out of peopleā well i fucking stabbed you to get a soul out of you, gtfoh you silly fuck