let's keep this in the g r o o v e, hey?

indie benny from fallout: new vegas. nsfw and triggering content. 18+ ONLY. READ RULES. written by grunkle t.

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i’m thinking of deleting

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i didn’t mean to alarm anyone! i’m not upset, i’m just very disgusted with a lot of the behavior i see around and i’m sick of it

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i’m thinking of deleting

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[beenpole]

bean·pole: \ˈbēn-ˌpō(ə)l\ noun 1 :a pole up which bean vines may climb 2 :a tall thin person independent fandomless original character reasonably selective + multiverse + crossover friendly read rules before following   written by AJ

graphic by @antiquerotic​

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Name-Your-Own-Price Sketch Commissions!

So a while back, my truck got towed and as a result I got a huge kick in the ass with a $250 fee to get it back, and ever since then I’ve been financially floundering, and on top of that, my work’s hit a slow period so my hours are getting cut.

SO ENOUGH OF MY PITY STORY WHAT ABOUT ART.

Well as the title says, you commission a (finished) sketch from me, I draw it, and you throw down however much you think it’s worth!

Examples:

I’m pretty open to anything that isn’t straight up porn (only because I’m weirdly perfectionist about that and it’ll never get done) but if you have any questions definitely hit up my ask box!

My PayPal email is [email protected] !

And if you can’t afford anything or just don’t feel like commissioning me, definitely give this a reblog! It’d really help.

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          remember that no matter what, benny will always try to kill the courier at some point

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          also. i’m gonna make another AU, set in the future when benny’s about 60 years old. there’ll be a couple different versions: one, where he has somehow managed to stay in vegas (no idea how this could be possible, just yet). another where he has some sort of relationship with rhoda ( @pstlpackinmama ) and they have a kid together (in this verse, she’ll be an adult). and the last, where the courier allowed him to live and, somehow, he didn’t get himself killed when trying to kill them for the second time (that cut content is canon for my benny in every verse, UNLESS it involves a black widow courier who seduced him and wasn’t cruel to him at the fort); this last one will mostly be for interactions outside vegas.

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@smoothmovesbaby kiss me

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          not now, we’re in public, you dipstick

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please, PLEASE, please, do not mistake the choice of writing a character heterosexual as the mun being a CLOSED MINDED person. this is a personal choice regarding portrayal and one’s own personal view on said character, and it should be obvious that choosing to do so is NOT an attack on your or anyone’s beliefs or sexuality. do not get all huffy puffy if you see that someone’s rules states their character is heterosexual. if you disagree with this choice, please move along. it was not meant to insult you, rather to prevent any confusion.

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do u ever just sit and think, “wow i love benny so much”

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when u have to kill the courier for the platinum chip but she got a pair of 18 karat charlies

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benny in B2 for anon!

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help me move!

ok so i wanted to avoid making a post like this simply because i’m afraid of judgment and am concerned it won’t even get me anywhere, but i’m desperate. i tried doing commissions and will continue to do them, but my current situation makes it difficult to get anything done.

i’ve been living with my mom a long time, and for my mental health i really need to move out. i won’t go into detail in order to keep this short, but basically i have a severe and disabling case of generalized anxiety disorder, along with depression and mild paranoia, and my current living situation is far from the ideal conditions for living with these disorders. (i have been hospitalized and medicated in the past, but can’t currently afford medication. i’m hoping donations will help me get on my feet and help me get to where i can afford it.)

there’s a lot of things i need to be secure before i can move, and for that i need money. i won’t go into the details because i tend to ramble and it’s simply not important. i will be working but i still need help.

if you’d be so kind, please donate to me at [email protected] on paypal. signal boosts are greatly appreciated! thank you!

[beenpole]

Is fallout new vegas really Friends: Wasteland edition?

So no one told you life was gonna be this way

*benny shoots the courier in the head, is pushed into a shallow grave*

Your job’s a joke, you’re broke, your love life’s D.O.A.

*the courier getting zero fucking answers at the mojave express, running errands for little to next to no caps, not being able to afford better gear, tfw can’t romance anyone but can have sex with a dominatrix ghoul cowboy and a robot named FISTO*

It’s like you’re always stuck in second gear

*the courier being stalked by ANOTHER courier, being chased around by footballers in skirts, being slapped around by deathclaws*

When it hasn’t been your day, your week, your month, or even your year

*literally all the bullshit the courier has to deal with like taking a brain tumor out of a slaver who thinks he is a roman god, being shelled by bomb jacket wearing vaulties, having to cure mutant mental illness at a resort in the scenic mountains*

BUTI’ll be there for you(When the rain starts to pour) 

*the courier camping with boone, cooking dinner on an open fire*

I’ll be there for you(Like I’ve been there before)

*the courier and veronica getting dRUUUUUUUUUUUNK*

I’ll be there for you(‘Cause you’re there for me too)

*the courier teaching veronica how to play Caravan*

title credits:

chandler as bennyjoey as swankross as the couriermonica as marcie because i said so and i don’t want people reblogging this post so i put my oc in it so its not #relateablephoebe as veronicarachel as arcade

and then they all fall into the fountain in the center of the strip at the end

*sigh* why am i better than everyone