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lizzy | 19 | nymainblog: x don't judge my blog i don't understand either

[taquito]

im crying at this little old lady who posts nothing but skyrim videos and starts it off with “hi grandkids”

[uwu-chan-abouttodelete-deactiva]

the only gaming channel i want to see

[monnichi-blog-aka-legend-of-sora]

This woman is a gift.

[paulacartagena2213]

[danielodowd-deactivated20170124]

[parks-and-recreation-department]

[6-x-7]

[unclefather]

[nyokoko]

FUCK

[determinate]

[play-0n-playa-deactivated202009]

[its-the-witch]

[hambaes-deactivated20151121]

if i ever give birth please dont tell me my baby looks just like me within the first 2 months cause i know that newborn look ugly as shit so unless you tryna square up dont speak

[d0gbl0g]

[daveycameronisapie]

You know skinny jeans are gonna go out of style eventually but we’re gonna keep wearing them. They’re gonna become mum jeans. Parent style. People are gonna be like “oh my god dad your jeans are so tight it’s so embarrassing please put something else on” and you’re gonna be like “oh yes because those flappy impractical things are so much better” and you will feel superior but really you will be Uncool. You will be Uncool and you won’t see it, just like your parents. This is your fate. 

[delta-breezes]

[sidneypagget]

when you and your friend have a fun night out and get drunk together and accidentally make out and your friend is engaged to someone else

[aristosachaionofficial]

what she says: i’m fine

what she means: patroclus had 10+ years to prepare himself for achilles’ death, but achilles had no time at all to prepare for patroclus’. he wasn’t even there to hear patroclus’ last words and hold his hand. he had to find out by seeing the dead body of the love of his life carried in somebody else’s arms

[coolfriendlygay-deactivated2018]

I don't listen to country music because I'm not aroused by tractors

[brslvts]

why do all children know the floor is lava game do we all just learn it from older children and inadvertently share it with each other like some natural inevitable cycle why do children discover the floor and the concept of gravity and up and down and suddenly pretend to be afraid of it why do we play with the physical limitations of our world