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makes decorated Polaroids/obsesses over boys that drive in circles fast | icarus, 20, from the land of the honey badger |

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Roman Badger Sticker by IcarusCubed

He’s hilarious, he’s got a penchant for really loud shirts, and he’s fast as all hell! Join the cult of Danny Ric with this show-stopper of

pssst. PSSSSTTT. you!! yes, you!!

have you ever stopped and thought “boy howdy gee, I really love that Daniel Ricciardo guy, but I don’t want to wear all that McLaren papaya just to show it”?

WELL, WORRY NO MORE BOOS, CAUSE I GOTCHA COVERED!! Introducing the DULT collection, short for, you know, dan cult? ANYWAYS, YEAH, THATS A THING NOW. It’s a thing, and there’s merch for it. cool merch, made by yours truely.

(p.s: this is actually one of 3 designs that’ll be dropping over the next few days, keep them peepers wide open!)

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the black bean brownies (or cookies?) have made their triumphant return, and idk whether I should be scared, or mildly amused

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so my hand slipped-

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lmao a lando stan did WHAT on twitter now 😭😭

enjoy

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are we using 🥺 to denote hurt feelings now? if so:

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the maxcarons,,, they exist 🥺

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I DONT KNOW WHO TO CHOOSE, OKAY

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WAKE UP BABES, THERE’S NEW PITSTOP BOYS

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i swear i’m alive,,, i think???

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Free practice & free practice for the Mexico GP catch up (the papayas own my heart)

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y’all, getting art copied/stolen isn’t fun (been there, done that). please credit your inspirations and sources. and yes, if you do copy, we WILL eventually find out

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listen George, I know Williams isn’t paying that much but you don’t need to do this

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@smoothroberatorrr​ wanted to know how I made this neon-sign type of graphic so here’s a walkthrough! I used Adobe Illustrator though it will probably work just fine on photoshop or procreate or whatever you use but instead of creating paths just draw.

(Warning: this will not be great quality bc I deleted a lot of stuff in the process and tried to recreate it for this and I’m not great at explaining stuff)

Keep reading

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ILYSM LEE

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heyyy, your polaroids are so damn cute 😍 btw, where do you buy your stickers?

so the majority of my stickers are off of taobao, from various stores (taobao is like the Chinese equivalent of Amazon, it’s actually quite easy to order from if you know what you’re doing!). unfortunately, a lot of sticker designs from actual designers get stolen and resold on there, so I *highly* recommend going to stores like pitapat, lovticker or sosorowa!!

the stickers are a little on the more pricey side, but they look AMAZING on camera and just are so much more nicer quality in general (compare the George one I just posted to all the other ones I’ve posted, you’ll see the difference). I hope this helps!! oh, and sorry if this was a total info dump 😅😅😅

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I am here to post George and George only .

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some still say that he is in the ice water bin to this day

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It looks silly on camera for sure, but it’s apparently good for your body! Or at least that’s what Pierre says.

heads up- you can now own a sticker, mug, or tote bag of your favourite bin child!!

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someone please take away the printer and the stickers from me. PLEASE

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upon hearing that there’s like, a bajillion red bull flavours, I present to you the following:

Red Bull drivers as Red Bull flavours

Max: Orange, because it just makes *sense*. He’s gotten sick of the regular stuff, because every single fridge in the garage has it and he wants something different for a change now.

Checo: Sugar-free, because he’s a dad and he wants to be a little more self conscious in what he’s consuming. Doesn’t really like the taste of the regular Red Bull at all- he thinks it’s *too much* sugar, if anything.

Pierre: Pear, because according to him, “it tastes nicer then the original”. Nevermind the pun, he just really prefers it to the original.

Yuki: Sakura, because it reminds him of home. Truth be told, he’ll drink *any* Red Bull that’s in the fridge, but if there’s any Sakura in the mix, you’ll bet he’ll lay claim to it immediately.

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The only entertaining thing about the Dutch GP was Michael Italiano eating stroopwafels