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incorrect quotes and other memes ✨️

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[On Twitter]

Erin: You're ugly

Trevor: Tone indicator?

Erin: Oh, yeah, sorry! You're ugly /srs

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Courtney: They should make bikini with pockets so I have somewhere to put all the copl rocks I find at the beach!

Spencer: Don't you have a butthole?

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[On twitter]

Ian: Anthony said he got dibs on me #whatdatmean

Spencer: #hefinnaplayinthatbutt #bootysnatcher #slappingitonyourtongue

Ian: Last one was not needed man

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Spencer: Kitten, I'll be honest, Daddy's about to kill himself

Damien: Me to my cat

Damien, 10 minutes later: I just realized this isn't about cats

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[Ian has a day off]

Anthony, for the 1000 time that day: I miss Ian...

Shayne: Anthony...

Anthony, getting teary-eyed: Ian used to call me that

Erin, sighing exasperatedly: That's because it's your fucking name

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Olivia: I can't believe you and Anthony broke the bed last night, it must've been wild

Ian: Ahaha.... Yeah.... Totally....

–last night–

Anthony: I bet you can't jump high enough to touch the ceiling

Ian: Fucking watch me

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Damien: Why is Anthony on the bathroom floor crying?

Shayne: He's drunk

Damien: And?

Shayne: He heard Ian is married

Damien: ....but he is Ian's husband

Shayne: Yeah, I know

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Trevor: I'm soooo drunk

Anthony: At what point do we tell him he took shots of mouthwash?

Ian, watching Trevor twerk on the wall and filming it: We don't

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Tommy: Here you go, a nice, hot cup of coffee

Arasha: It's cold

Tommy: A nice cup of coffee

Arasha: It's really bad

Tommy: A cup of coffee

Arasha: Is this even coffee?

Tommy: A cup

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Angela: This date is really boring

Amanda: This isn't a date. I said I was going to the store

Angela: Then why did you invite me?

Amanda: I didn't. I specifically said "Angela don't come with me" and you said "fuck you Amanda I'll do whatever I want"

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Ian: No one actually thinks me and Anthony are dating.

Arasha: Raise your hands if you think Anthony and Ian are dating

Smosh: [raise their hands]

Ian: Anthony, put your hand down

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[Texting]

Shayne: When you get there, you're all mine 😈

Courtney: Not if I shit myself on the way

Shayne: Why would you say that

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Amanda: Hey

Angela: I'm busy right now

Angela: Just ate glass by accident

Amanda: You what

Angela: Please leave me alone

Angela: I ate glass

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Ian: Hey, what was the math homework?

Anthony: Ahaha I don't know

Anthony: Have sex with me

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Angela: Hey

Smosh: [silence]

Angela: ....

Angela: everyone's bones are wet

Ian: why the hell would you say this??

Angela: No one said hi back

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Damien: Let's have sex over walkie talkies

Shayne: 'Bend over.' 'Bend what? Over.'

Arasha: I hate this place

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[Texting]

Trevor: Would you still employ me if I was a worm 🥺

Ian (Auto-reply): I’m currently away, please send “EMERGENCY” if it’s urgent.

Trevor: EMERGENCY

Ian: Are you fucking kidding me