tired mermaid knife girl

Hi I'm Jay and I like mermaids, knives, and girls | Bi | Transfem and doing my best | She/they | Avatar by @element-l-corner (DeviantArt: Element-L)

[cryptotheism]

Thogs are a phylum of object defined by squat physique and rugged utilitarianism. A forklift is a thog. A wooden trunk is a thog. Some dogs are thogs. Warthogs are obviously thogs.

[cryptotheism]

Thogs are a phylum of object defined by squat physique and rugged utilitarianism. A forklift is a thog. A wooden trunk is a thog. Some dogs are thogs. Warthogs are obviously thogs.

[machinot]

Nobody calls each other “terminally online” anymore. I think that’s because everyone is terminally online now. Jobless too. And ugly as fuck. Stains all over our shirts. Stupid as well

[wontonsoupinthemorning-deactiva]

message to all bitches

please survive

[squeakitties]

mattie for @cryptotheism :)

[badassdemonsword]

Biblical roblox screenshot i took

[conzoop]

happy skeleton warrior week, keep those bones strong!

[cryptotheism]

on your stream with dahlia and momo you said the tanbaly cosmocephali are in Serbia but they’re actually in Kazakhstan.

I Am Sorry Kazakhstan

[cryptotheism]

He rides a goat in a cool way

[cryptotheism]

Can I hit or do I have to pay tribute to the rest of your polycule first

[cryptotheism]

Twenty bushels of millet to milady with the neopussy. Twenty five to the it/she because it does the dishes most often.

[cryptotheism]

I like how guns are useless against Japanese folk horror type monsters. There's no special gun you can make. You have to feed this thing your hair every night or it makes you drown yourself in a lake. You were fucked from the moment you acknowledged it.

[elliespectacular]

Tilda and the Tildas

A YTP of the 2002 sci-fi film Teknolust starring Tilda Swinton, Tilda Swinton, Tilda Swinton, and Tilda Swinton.

Full YTP with captions here! Thanks <3

[junabug]

hey tumblr, i'd really appreciate a few donations to pick up some groceries & if possible, get our overdue internet bill paid (currently using a hotspot) we've had some unexpected costs in june & july (not to mention a shocking power bill with these heat waves) and if you're financially secure enough then a few bucks from a few people would be really helpful. cashapp / paypal (& if you can't, reblogs are super important too!!)

[catilinas]

friendly reminder that [the most cherrypicked interpretation of the text possible] <3

[throo]

Wh-what do you mean it’s from a birthday cake

[throo]

We could have been eating him

[thememedaddy]

[wispical]

Greatest day of my life. I love sturgeon so much! They were so cute!!!

[aquatic-dusk]

@sturgeonposting

[thememedaddy]