anarchicxscrapper:
This was the “news source” that claimed I was, n’ I quote, “almost attacked durin’ a tapin’.” I think the best part’a the piece was the fan shot’a me gazin’ down at the dude with a trenchant glare while security was pilin’ onto’ ‘im. He wasn’t brandishin’ a sharp object, just some inebriated bravado. Coulda been worse, I get that, but I walked away with a dope story. After he woke up in whatever drunk tank in, uh, fuck, where was that—Portland, Providence, one’a ‘em… he has an encounter t’ tell at parties. Bro, that “hit video” showin’ you in the airport was about squat. Homie behind the camera was rapid firin’ some awful questions. He’s fortunate I wasn’t there, only sayin’. Would’ve been a clip t’ post, no doubt. Heh, the people do seem t’ be into big guys showin’ their softer, more sensitive sides. An’, those were manly hearteyes ya cupid shot at me, for sure. Personally, if we were ready ready t’ adopt at the time, I’m sure we woulda found a way for Lillian t’ be ours ASAP. We both dug her from even just the picture. Maybe, yanno, we can ask about her at the shelter. Not t’ pry, only inquire. Oh? If that’s how they conduct business then I dig this place already. They’ve gotta good rapport with their adopters n’ potentials. That’s customer service. Baby, I’m feelin’ positive about this. Ah, okay, uh-huh, you’ve been correspondin’ with ‘em so you would be privy t’ the next step in the process. Anything ya need me t’ do, say the word. I’m waitin’ for the official “dog dad” title.
I remember that one. Pretty shitty of ‘em to spread news like that around. Don’t remember the exact timeframe on that incident, but wasn’t that around the time we were havin’ a lotta trouble with fans jumpin’ the guardrail, anyway? If it was, guess they had to spice it up so it wouldn’t just be another usual “Idiot jumps the rail, gets tackled by security,” type story. People like to spread bogus stories around, besides. Some want their five minutes of internet fame, so they wanna be the ones to break ‘news,’ even if it ain’t real. Thankfully we haven’t seen much of those kinds of incidents after they actually charged that one guy. Guess the risk of a few nights in jail ain’t worth it. Baby, I’m glad you weren’t there that day. Much as I would’ve loved to see you give it to him, we gotta take the higher road when it comes to folks like that shovin’ their cameras in our faces. Even if ‘higher road’ means keepin’ your mouth shut. Wouldn’t have wanted to see you get in trouble. Heh, think people do enjoy seein’ those tough guys with the heart of gold. Strong yet sensitive. Manly hearteyes, uh-huh. I don’t know if hearteyes can be manly when they’re accompanied by one of those goofy smiles. You’re probably right about Lillian, sweet face. We were still pretty close to the startin’ line when we saw her photo, but we’ve been takin’ those steps since then. Don’t see why we couldn’t ask how she’s doin’, either. They wanna make sure the pups find good homes, so it may not be too surprisin’ that they’d stay in touch. ‘Specially since we’re still lookin’. Baby, soon we’re gonna have a li’l bundle of fur for ourselves. Ahh, this is excitin’! Uh, hm... I’ll ask for sometime Thursday, how’s that sound? It’ll give us a day to get home and get settled after TV and everything -- plus there’s a chance for showers Wednesday, so might be nice to avoid that.















