Found this on FB, not sure where it comes from but it appeals to my sense of humour :)
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Cosmic Funnies
No title available
TVSTRANGERTHINGS

@theartofmadeline
No title available

ellievsbear
KIROKAZE

tannertan36

祝日 / Permanent Vacation

titsay

Origami Around
Peter Solarz
Game of Thrones Daily
d e v o n

oozey mess
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
art blog(derogatory)
trying on a metaphor
Claire Keane

seen from United States
seen from Morocco
seen from Canada

seen from Uzbekistan

seen from United Kingdom

seen from United States

seen from France
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from United States
seen from T1

seen from United States

seen from United Kingdom

seen from T1
@smsoutthere
Found this on FB, not sure where it comes from but it appeals to my sense of humour :)
@sslssg :)
My relationship with my submissive is like a coloring book: she draws the lines, she decides how she wants the picture to look. Within those lines, I can do anything I want. If I want purple skies and red grass, that's my prerogative. But I always, ALWAYS have to respect those lines.
I like this
A good girl shouldn’t think of an orgasm as a reward. She should consider it a punishment, because it’s akin to telling them that they don’t need to be frustrated and horny any more. But, a good girl should always be frustrated and sopping wet. Instead, a good girl should consider a ruined orgasm to be a reward. It doesn’t offer any real release, and leaves her with a rush that she can’t do anything with because she’s a good girl and she’s stopped touching the moment she tips over that edge.
Unf… True, very true. After a while, even ruins “feel good” because the full rush of an orgasm kind of disappears from your memory…
sslssg - see, no need for orgasms :)
Remember this…
I like this :)
Can’t go out in public like this
-karly
Why not? :) I think it looks incredibly attractive. Of course, the curve of your breast is visible, as are the barbels, but I think that just enhances the outfit, myself.
sslssg - see I am not the only one who thinks this is acceptable in public :)
(photo via mattbongo)
It must be my stop!
I wanted to share an example of written “instructions” I’m given when I’m due for some training but can’t be handled directly by my Sir… This has proven to be quite effective. Sir is free to do his work or go to meetings without having to stop and check up on me, and I get a full...
sslssg I like this
For those who like grammar
http://www.buzzfeed.com/laraparker/things-youll-only-find-funny-if-youre-a-grammar-nerd?bffb&utm_term=4ldqpgp#.gu7re6r1N
Life goals
A perfect homecoming :)
That is how a slave should await her Master's homecoming, regardless of how long she has to wait :)
"Helping the princess" by Port Sherry
OMG This is perfect!! :)
This has to be reblogged, if for no reason other than this: never judge a relationship until you actually know what it is about, and just to be safe, never judge it in any case :).
This is just too cute not to share :)
They make life interesting.
Your demons are part of what make you you, so of course they can come :), you on the other hand sslssg are not going to (cum that is :P)
Robot Hugs
Oooo! Now I want one! I’ve decided to practice tying hitachi harnesses. Plugging that hitachi into the clapper would lead to some very hilarious (for me) spanking sessions!
This just cracks me up. I think I posted it before, and I don’t even care. It’s too funny. *giggle* lirigrl
Oh yes, this is for me :D
sslssg - I like comparing:)
This is the cause of all problems. Remove it, you will have better sluts.
sslssg what you think of this for an idea ;)