The Bowman

[Independent RP blog for Tolkien's Bard the BowmanM!A: NoneMulitiverse | Limited Ship | NSFW tag: smugglepaydouble ]

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{ fixed my theme, no longer under construction. i like it. now to make more bard icons. }

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Bard with his costume.

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Lee Pace not realizing he is not the Elvenking anymore in s03e13 of ‘The Mindy Project’ 

[vanishingscarecrow]

You sir, are very distracting

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http://www.whosay.com/status/lukeevans/1052427?wsref=tw&code=ffl9WfS

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"How can I possibly trust you?"

"Tauriel... "

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DARK RP STARTERS

"You'll be fine."

"I'm afraid it's very fatal."

"How far can your arm go before it breaks?"

"I'll carve your eyes out with a spoon."

"What does (s)he have that I don't?"

"Why did he choose her instead of me?"

"...Why?"

"Make as many stab wounds as you want."

"I am destined as your tool."

"The girl must die."

"The boy must die."

"I want to taste your blood on my lips."

"Where do we go from here?"

"These voices...cease to let me be."

"I...can't stop crying."

"Use me as you will."

"None of it matters now."

"Shadows follow my every step."

"You've gone...completely mad."

"I'm barking mad."

"Winter is coming."

"I could kill you right now."

"You...You're dead!"

"May the lord have mercy on your soul."

"Oh how i miss the voices."

"Everyone is equal when they're dead."

"Bring me more war."

"I love war."

"I piss on your traditions."

"I hate your heart."

"I hate your soul."

"I promise, you won't feel a thing."

"Bring her to me."

"Bring him to me."

"A few holes in the head give the madness more space."

"I hate everything about you."

"I will abandon you."

"What is that girl up to?"

"I am stretched on your grave."

"Kill me now.."

"You are one in from the plank, don't make me push you."

"I don't care."

"Leave me behind."

"Everything you've told me was a lie!"

"Everything I've told you was a lie!"

"How could you ever think to leave them behind?"

"Someone should nail your feet to the floor."

"My last breath will be your curse."

"He will KILL you."

"She will KILL you."

"I did nothing."

"It was an accident!"

"You've killed your own brother!"

"I want nothing to do with him!"

"How can I possibly trust you?"

"Pathetic."

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barduil

[luke-evans]

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          “Ah~”                      draws out the little sigh of being caught,           “The joy that you see came not from cleaning,             but the thought of perhaps… u s i n g  it…”

Her hand gripped the bow lightly, biting her lip. Her grin was still clear, as was the amusement in her eyes.

           ”Ah, so that’s where the brightness            comes from! Could barely wait a            day, I see, to play with your new toy.”

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Gazing upon the bow as if it were the finest, the light seemed to gleam in his eyes at how marveled he was about it.               "Mmm, such a shame it would be if                 it were to only hang on the wall."

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Sigrún’s grin was large, taking a few steps towards her dear husband. Slowly, her hand moved over the bow, humming at the smooth wood under her fingers. 

         ”Were you now? I’ve never seen a          grown man look so happy to be cleaning          before.”

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          "Ah~"                      draws out the little sigh of being caught,           "The joy that you see came not from cleaning,             but the thought of perhaps... u s i n g  it..."

[sweetnitina]

Luke Evans : The Battle of the Five Armies Press Conference.

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          Bard tries to look innocent as if he wasn't           about to go out hunting with the bow he'd           been saving for, which was now so eage-           rly in his possession,                         "Well... I was just... cleaning it..."

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Send me '☎' for my characters reaction to yours calling them at two in the morning.

-If symbol is unusable, send ‘Telephone’ instead.

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RP munday meme

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Mun: Jack

Age: 21 Relationship status: Luke Evans' frickle frackle Character(s): Bard, Dracula, Tony Stark, The Accountant, Gretel, Daedhelion, Thranduil, Maleficent, Girolamo Riario, Yusuf Tazim, Leonard da Vinci, Vampire Loki Do you follow others of the same character: Yes Flaws: I actually have this bad habit of over thinking things and then I also am terrible to try and have a strong bond with because I probably will not contribute as much as the other only because I'm not sure how to. Primarily because I'm selfish and need to take care of myself better before I consider extending my care to another. Pretty much, I'm an asshole. Roleplaying experience: Six or seven years on other platforms, threeish on Tumblr. First character you’ve ever played: Loki if canon, and then Lia, my oc Ships:  Chemistry, chemistry, chemistry, but smut can happen. Favorite character/s/ besides your own: Oh no you can't do that to me. I guess in the Tolkien world, Thorin. Do you play AUs? Always Angst Rps? Angst will make you my best friend. NSFW?  Yes all of it, lets do it. Fluff? So much, please, let's. Crack? Fuck yeah Are you selective? I can be only because I switch between so many muses and life calls so often. I swear its not because I'm ignoring, primarily, life happens. I'm sorry.  Other blogs you’d like to recommend? shadowofthelonglake because she is beautiful and generous, love this woman to death. Final words? Why is the rum always gone?