don't laugh, i love you 🌼

🍋💚 jay/ham/aster - 22 - bi - they/them 💚🍋

[smuglemon]

🐹 hi, i'm jay, ham, or aster! you can also call me smuglemon as god intended. i'm a 21 y/o trans AuDHD little guy who likes n harmonia a normal amount :) (lil warning for selfshipping and IDing. also if you're a proshipper or ship n with children we will not get along)

🎡 pokemon (esp gens 5, 3, and 9), bfdi and hamsters are my special interests! i'm a fan of cowboy bebop, splatoon, dungeon meshi, tmbg, ween, lemon demon, animal crossing, & neopets! feel free to tag me in content of any of this. ART REQUESTS ARE OPEN IN REGARDS TO MY INTERESTS! tag my art or posts with literally anything and i will love you. i read them all.

🌱 mostly i will reblog the funny post but perhaps there will be art or ramblings in store too... always looking to make new friends, my messages are open! though i'm not the best at approaching first. my askbox is like, super broken and eats asks though. but you can try. i am prone to infodumping or flubbing my words. please approach me gently about any issues!

[stephexmachina]

fake "secret third thing" enjoyers when the secret third thing isn't romantic not even a little:

[64mpg]

i tryyyyyyy but i get overwhelmed

[irondive]

[lakevida]

[boitterfly]

how it feels when everyone is online at the same time

[dirtylittlemammals]

You can see my smiley, but eyes are the doors to the windows to the eyes... which, you cant really see

[roaldamundsen]

I hate autoplay what do you mean I've been listening to god in my sleep

[larchcoin]

When your body starts growing a cage

[gaysie]

t shirt that says I MISS EVERYONE I WAS EVER FLEETINGLY CLOSE TO SO MUCH THAT IT KILLS

[maximumgraves]

to be honest, i only personally care about plotholes when they appear in writing i already have a bunch of other problems with. if i like something enough, i'll give it a pass/invent an explanation in my head. i can't find the exact quote, but roger ebert said something about this. to paraphrase: "the movie's problem wasn't [such and such inconsistency], its problem was that i was bored enough to be thinking about that."

[innerchildabortionclinic]

why are we hating on him he's LITERALLY a baby ⬇️

[schlorb]

White boy ALARMS Chinese restaurant staff by bursting into PERFECT Tears instead of ordering

[memorydatas]

i’m crying at this follower i got. are you trying to get me to believe elon musk followed me. They only have one post and it’s

[greenlabcoat]

can you let me in pleeeeeaase. i promise i wont use my raptorial limbs to attack and kill you

[bodyofdeath]

imagine you’re a ninth grader just goofing off with your buddy and you come up with a name for a band that makes both of you laugh while you’re stoned and you record a couple of tapes during summer break using that stupid band name you came up with to make your friends laugh and then forty years pass and you’re stuck with your entire life’s work and legacy being called Ween

[despazito]

who up training their woke dog to bite children