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she/her | norwegian tran | you haveto be weird and a freak🫵| DNF if ur car is break down | I have music you can find on #smungnoises

[smungus]

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[bangtanghan]

20260526

an angel we deserve

[oneheadtoanother]

[roadside--picnic]

[immigrant]

this was tumblr in 2013

[allegedly-human]

This is tumblr in 2026

[3000s]

we are in truble

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

honestly for me this situation isnt drawing a single bead of sweat first i grab the tiger's jaw with both hands and pry it open, quickly bandaging the wounds i received (didn't hit anything important) and pushing the tiger away while simultaneously falling into my grizzly bear stance and watching as the tiger scurries away with its tail betweens its legs at the sight of my massive shoulder humps. i roar defiantly and catch three dozen salmon at the river

[thefleetingflashofa-sword623]

I'd summon twin scythes

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

really cool

[swagophile]

"the ai bubble is really big amd scary and could have-" [hears the word Bubble and thibks about blowing bubbles and smiles so wide and gets really happy] do you want to play in the grass with me?

[fairweatheralways]

[sludgebitch]

"🥪" is shorthand for "🍞🧀🍅🥬🍞"

[crabussy]

great

[helenvaughans]

[itsmistybitch-deactivated202605]

These posts are sisters

[lierdumoa]

[kaijuno]

[tsunderebird]

[willemdaflutist]

[urie]

the thing is like men and men really cant be friends because the sex part does always get in the way like thats true. and i mean that like im actually dead serious about that

[urie]

like have you ever seen two straight men attempt to be friends with each other but the gay sex they arent having is literally preventing them from the transformative healing power of friendship. this is real

[urie]

i dont even mean this in a "they want to fuck each other" way (although many of them do and will never know it) i mean that like the fact that gay sex is even hypothetically possible between them makes it loom over their friendship like it genuinely haunts them that they could be having it. gay sex is the elephant in the room every time they attempt to be emotionally vulnerable with one another, every time they let a hug linger too long. they cannot address its existence and so there is always something in their way, preventing true connection. and that something is the gay sex. that they are not having. the elephant of gay sex

[javascript-official]

We all have that one friend who has no organs and has no face and is made entirely out of blood and is screaming and is screaming and is screaming and is screaming 😂🤣😂🤣

[surkeart]

be free!!

[possumsarenice]

Shout everyone else taking the vow of silence today

[burins]

thinking fondly of this meme I made for a coworker years and years ago