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Bottom bit is from this local Newark Fox affiliate. When Fox turns against ICE, even at a local level, then you know ICE has fucked up. The bummer is that those little Trumpenvolk shits will just keep on stomping their jackboots wherever they think they can. All we can do is everything in our power to pierce their feet and fuck up their gears.
The idea that the mayor of a city can trespass on land in that city is nauseating.
So yeah, Newark, New Jersey's mayor has more spine than any member of the US Senate.
And ICE is going to have a hard fucking time doing goddamn anything in Newark 'because there'll be roadwork and well you know the bridge is out and the boys are workin' on the power lines, and the gas lines, and oh chief don't get me started on the sewers. So yeah that'll be a bit, but you gotta do what you gotta do, ya know. Also phone lines are down, and that ah, whatcha call it Lou, fiber cable, yeah, sharks got that, strangest damn thing.'-a foreman in hi-vis, presumably.
idk if i told the full story on here but i signed up for a research study where they were testing a new opioid, and it was supposed to be up to 5 injections increasing the dose to see what people could tolerate
i got the first dose and almost immediately fainted. they had to call in a whole medical team and it was a huge fucking deal
i was kicked out of the study and got a phone call later where they were supposed to tell me what the drug was, so i could avoid it in the future. they told me it was saline water. a placebo. i fainted from the placebo effect.
anyway, it's been a few months and i just got an email from the same department asking me to be a research participant in a new study: testing the effects of open-label placebo.
open label placebo is when the subjects and the researchers all know it's a placebo. they're testing the power of my mind. my power to imagine anything.
i like to think that they chose me for this specifically based on their past experience with me. "get the guy who fainted like a little bitch boy from saline water." anyway i just submitted all my info and i'm looking forward to getting started.
The amount of snot the human body can produce is deeply obnoxious.
Dear video essay creators. A video analysis is when you analyze a piece of media. No no look at me. A summary, no matter how thorough, is not an analysis. An analysis requires you to draw conclusions about the media such as authorial intent, real-world parallels, discussion about themes/worldbuilding/character motivation, and so much more. You have to stop summarizing something and saying that’s analysis. The Gaylors are doing more critical analysis than you. Is that who you want to lose to? The gaylors?
not to get all sad for no reason but something nobody tells you about growing up is that a part of you is just a little girl who is yelling ‘please like me please love me please tell me i am good’ at everyone you meet and most of your day is just trying to ignore her
when you ignore her she only gets louder.
We gotta stop aiming for unique and interesting baby names we gotta start naming every single infant straight-shot middle-of-the-road ass popular common unisex names like Alex and Sam. By the end of 2031 I wanna see 100% of kindergarten children named either Alex or Sam and you know what, let’s make ‘em all Smiths and Johnsons, too. In an age of digital tracking give your baby the gift of total functional anonymity within the panopticon
If Elon Musk owned Tumblr he would nuke your blog for this.
And I would die with honour at the hands of a fool
"sex scenes have no narrative purpose" is such a funny take on so many levels. people will really believe that the whole human experience is valuable to portray artistically except sex, which of course has never held emotional weight or significance for anybody
"what's the purpose of sex scenes in media??" well you see sometimes people have sex. sometimes it can be important even
yeah ok but i dont wanna watch straight sex scene number 1231234837582 in the middle of some movie thats clearly not fucking high art or anything, like please, tell me how the sex scene made jason X a deeper movie ill wait
you genuinely think that "the sex scene in Jason X, the movie about jason from Friday the 13th killing people in space, is bad" is a rebuttal to this point? like genuinely? genuinely? like you think that's the kind of sex scene I was talking about in the original post? you think when I'm talking about the artistic merit of sex scenes in movies you think I'm talking about the bit with the dominatrix in Jason X (2001) dir. James Isaac, the movie where Jason from Friday the 13th gets put in cryosleep and wakes up in the future on a spaceship where he starts killing people in outer space? you genuinely think this is the kind of movie and scene I'm referring to when I'm arguing for the potential artistic value of a type of scene? Jason X? Jason X? the one with Jason on a spaceship? you think that "well Jason X, the movie about Jason on a spaceship killing people in space, is bad" is a rebuttal to my point? Jason X? Jason X? J
It feels like I’ve talked about this before, but to me the funniest version of Portal is if Chell is deaf.
Like, most of the major story beats, at least the ones that directly affect her, have a prominent visual component so she’s following along with the basics. But she has no idea who cave johnson is, or what wheatley was trying to explain to her, and she certainly wasn’t hurt by any of glados’ insults.
but the best part of this headcanon is imagining glados checking chell’s personnel file years down the line, noticing the word “deaf” for the first time, and just going “WHAT???”
Glados learning sign language so Chell can hear at least one of her excellent monologues and Chell just closes her eyes
@moonymango indeed
imagine Benedict Cumberbatch furiously trying to hide a boner.
this is the ugliest post on this earth and if i have to see it so does everyone else
I've been scream laughing at this for several days
the only thing i miss about g1 monster high that i wish they kept in g3 monster high is that in g1 lagoona called someone a cunt and got in trouble for it.
like i kinda get why they removed it but also it’s hysterical to imagine all the monster high-ified words and then lagoona is like Alright cunt!
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incredible puppy cut the flan technique
I will forever be a believer of Marcy's home life being horrible and her parents being shitty to her, if not straight up abusive. Not because of the whole moving away thing - those things happen in life and they're not proof of evil. What IS concerning to me, however, is the following:
The crashing sound before she runs away - why include that? Put yourself in the shoes of the writers and ask yourself, what would requiere me to add that to the scene? What do I expect to convey with that? My bet is that indicated some kind of physical confrontation, since Marcy's clumsiness is usually played for laughs and this one... wasn't a funny scene.
Running away and not planning to go back ever and intentionally doubling down on her intention to secure her stay in Amphibia and keep her friends with her. She doesn't even miss her parents 😭 that's not normal kid behavior. She was away for over half a year and she never expressed any desire to go back.
"Found family" being her favorite trope -> Anne and Sasha most likely being her "found family" in her eyes. + Wanting to earn the love and approval of adults so desperately. Girl wanted OUT of that house!
Her desperation to keep Anne and Sasha with her at all cost makes me think she really felt she had no one if she didn't have them. To be forever with them she gave up her home, her future on Earth, her mental health, her emotional needs, her family, her morality, everything. She was happy to be their emotionally neglected third wheel forever because that was somehow better than being with her parents. This is one messed up kid if I've ever seen any.
Idc if people find this interpretation annoying or edgy, I'm a sucker for kid characters surviving abuse (it's MY fandom experience and I DECIDE how I proyect onto my blorbos) and I just feel it enriches her character.
Marcy Regina Wu, the blorbo ever
fucking. what?
I feel like this picture really gives it context
you know how it is with spaghetti
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I have such a Strider problem, oh jeez. This picture annoys me on a few levels, but I just needed to finish it. It’s been one of those weeks.
Today I told my coworker “I have a lot of problems, but that isn’t one of them,” and for some reason neither of us started yelling the lyrics of “99 Problems” at each other. We just had a texting discussion about how disappointed we are in ourselves.
