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mossyzach:

“Please, please put her in front of a mirror next time I come over. Because I need to see this shit. Actually, can you just invite me over right now?”

He could only do so much as laugh ever so softly; careful enough not to startle his precious, little daughter, “--- are those Snapchats of her not ENOUGH for you, dear Zachary?” Sebastian quipped, making a some kind of face at him. The front camera of his phone panned back at the baby, he leaned closer in to the built-in microphone and whispered, “I think you should just come over -- I was actually going to say that I’ll do as I please, but... I feel the NEED to share this CUTENESS with her godfather...”

#p: zach #// tbh i'd assume this is a some kind of facetime thing???? ya can skip to when zach actually comes over to see the lil kiddo??????

“I know ALL babies do this, but my daughter gets so amazed by her own reflection in the mirror ---- the first few times, she was so terrified by it and started crying, but now she’ll usually just look at herself, smile, then giggle. It’s by far THE cutest thing... EVER.”

#chaosstarter

possiblylena:

How did I fall so in love with you, you’re such a loser.

I’m a mother now, rest is a dead word.

Gonna say, it was my charm, probably. The fake bad boy vibes, too. I feel like a baby deer on ice most of the time; too tall to function.

...no rest for the wicked? -- I told you I got most things under the control.

#// idk them #who dat #p: helena

possiblylena:

I know it won’t, you would never do anything to hurt us.

I can’t wait for the rest.

Well, seeing as I apologized to my own feet when I tripped over them today, I do believe that’s never going to happen, indeed.

I can’t either, but... you NEED to rest, and not do the complete opposite, you know?

#p: helena

possiblylena:

I’d actually like to see that— The whole fighting yourself thing. How would that even work?

…Only a little.

I’m not sure, I’d find a way. But, let’s just say... this is not going to happen. I promise.

The full thing will come in later, little dove. Cuddles is the most I can, and am allowed, to do now.

#p: helena

rosalescarmen:

Cries of joy, that’s all we’re allowing.

You thought a ring and a child would change that? Please!

No sad tears. I’ll fight everyone who makes you two cry, including myself.

But... would a hug or cuddles change it at least a little?

#p: helena

possiblylena:

So much crying, so, so much— I have you and her, that’s all I need.

Always and forever.

As long as those are happy tears, I’ll definitely let that slide.

...and after all this time, you still hate my ass.

#// idk i suddenly cannot read.#p: helena

possiblylena:

We will! I was already missing sleep but this is even worse.

Nope.

Hey, everything will be fine from now on. Well, maybe except the nights she’s going to cry a lot. Which is... Uh, there will be a lot of them. But you have me, and I’ll try my best to do everything for you and Kaia, yes?

So tiny, yet so rude. Darn.

#p: helena

possiblylena:

That sounds adorable.

Not even close.

It does, and we’ll finally get some rest, too! Two birds, one stone.

Semi-cool dad, then? Like, I’m getting there? No? Come on!

#p: helena

rosalescarmen:

Please do. But, holding her makes me not want to.

Shirtballs? Yeah, you’re a dad.

I will hold you holding her so you both could fall asleep. Not a problem.

But... I’m a cool dad, right?

#// we'll pretend it's the right blog lmao #p: helena

possiblylena:

I am so fucking tired.

Kaia is lucky to have a dad like you.

I know. I’ll try to let you sleep as much as you want to.

I don’t think my mind’s stopped screaming in joy. I don’t think it ever will. Holy shirtballs.

#p: helena

--- hi, world. I’m dad.

I mean -- I’m Sebastian, still. But, I am a DAD.

There’s a kid.

I’m a dad.

It’s just... nice.

Haven’t slept for years, but...

I HAVE A DAUGHTER NOW.

HOLY SHIT.

#chaosstarter

@LizzyMarsh: @dadbastian im never going to hear the end of it from her, am i?

@LizzyMarsh: @dadbastian i'm glad you can admit it now. now me and her can run away together, like we planned

@dadbastian: @LizzyMarsh Nope.

@dadbastian: @LizzyMarsh THINK OF THE (fake) CHILRDREN (and your wife)!!!

#p: lizzy #tweets

@LizzyMarsh: @dadbastian ikr, i should get a medal for it

@LizzyMarsh: @dadbastian I KNEW IT. The perfect ploy.

@dadbastian: @LizzyMarsh You still lost, though, didn't you? ;)

@dadbastian: @LizzyMarsh I know, right? It's all because I wanted everyone to piss off and let me live a happy life with my gay lover, hiding my real sexuality from everyone.

@dadbastian: @LizzyMarsh Helena is just a beard, that poor, poor woman...

#p: lizzy #tweets

@LizzyMarsh: @dadbastian three and three quarters

@LizzyMarsh: @dadbastian are you sure? because i'm starting to think your baby isn't real

@dadbastian: @LizzyMarsh Wow, now THAT is impressive!

@dadbastian: @LizzyMarsh You got me. It's all CGI and green screen. Maybe a perfectly sculpted, robotic baby.

#p: lizzy #tweets

@LizzyMarsh: @dadbastian HEY I DID BETTER THAN THAT. I'm flattered you had faith in me.

@LizzyMarsh: @dadbastian what a dad move

@dadbastian: @LizzyMarsh ...three and half a day? God, that makes a difference, for sure.

@dadbastian: @LizzyMarsh Everything I do is a dad move. #next

#p: lizzy #tweets

@LizzyMarsh: I ADMIT DEFEAT

@LizzyMarsh: I miss social media far too much.

@LizzyMarsh: Did I miss anything good????

@dadbastian: @LizzyMarsh It's been like... three days. I had so much faith in you, Elizabeth. #loser

#p: lizzy #tweets

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