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Smythe. Ben Smythe. Hi. I..don't really know what to put here. There's nothing very interesting about me..Er, I like movies, tv shows, and about everything involved in pop culture..that's about it.

[smythesben]

Can you take a whole day to unpack, because I did.. And since I already wasted three days inside, I have no idea what this place looks like and i'm really bored. What exactly is there to do?

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kylestop:

Jocks are stupid jerks, anyway. You shouldn’t be like them, anyway. You’re  much nicer and more adorable than any jock could be, so. Don’t worry about not fitting in with them. You didn’t sound mean, though. No worries. Sex doesn’t matter, either. People should have sex when they’re ready. Some people are ready early and some aren’t. Drinking is fun alone, just for the taste, or with a group of close friends. I did go to a couple parties, but mostly because I like dancing. Not so I can go crazy and get drunk and end up having bad shit happen to me. So I gotchu there. Oh. My. God. Batman: Arkham Asylum is awesome as hell. I’ve never any Walking Dead game, though. Mostly because I don’t watch it. However, I’m a huge Batman fan. I actually am Batman. So. You don’t have to be embarrassed, you know. Not everyone has to find a girlfriend or boyfriend and get hitched before they turn 25. Things take time. Plus, I bet you’re more likely to find your soulmate this way. Can you imagine your first boyfriend or girlfriend being the person you marry? Because that would be cute. Sewers. It was the sewers. Oh, oh. Ben, no. Not you. The clown. Definitely not you. You can stay. Please, stay.

Yeah, some of them..I..Uh..Thank you..Alright, that's good. I don't really want to be mean to anyone..Wow, uh..you're a really wise person, Kyle. I never really thought of that. Except..I..nevermind. Dancing's fun, so I understand that. Oh, wow. I never actually met someone who knew of the game before. Usually when people say "video game" they think of something like call of duty or assassin's creed. I played those before, but the rage made me quit. I raged pretty hard in Asylum, but I got through with it. It's not actually based on the show, its more like a series of its own. If you're bored one day, then you should go pick it up, regardless if you like the show or not. It's a really, really good game. It's more story driven though, but you can enjoy it even if you like actions. I am too! I'm obsessed with the universe. Oh, wow! The batsuits a pretty nice disguise! It's slightly embarrassing though, and I don't mean to be negative, but I probably won't even get one before i'm thirty. Yeah, that'd be nice, but I don't know.,.that rarely happens and..Oh.......Uh.....Yeah, I knew that. Totally. I was just joking around when I said that...

[justbreatheallison-deactivated2]

Good morning, people.

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elliotfabray:

They are very comfy, I do have to agree with you there on that but, I can’t like just lay in bed all day. It’s just not me. I prefer to be up and out doing something or at least playing video games or something like that. Well, I did have plenty of it left over so if you’re still up for it then I can definitely let you have some. I’m Elliot, it’s nice to meet you.

Oh, really? That's I think I could lay in bed forever if I could, the thought of getting up and going about with another bad day doesn't make me perky and excitable about waking up. What kind of video games do you like? Yes, pleasse. I love bacon. Hi, nice to meet you too!  

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romantheuniverse:

Oh. Makes sense, I guess, but why so paranoid? Paranoia is no way to live, though. I mean, fear is only a verb if you let it be, Ben. The Lovely Bones is a great movie though, I’ll give you that. Of course I’m a fan of myself! What about you? Shh, it’s a good song, it’s okay. Conformity is for squares. You’re not a square, I’m sure. Hold up, I have a whole forest in my eye, wait. It seems to be raining on my face. Oh, you’re right! There is a character named Roman in that movie! I totally forgot.

I hope I didn't make things awkward. It's not really paranoia..it's just nervousness. Like, i'm standing in front of a large crowd and expected to talk, that really gets me nervous. Or I don't know.. maybe it is. I know, but I can't just snap out of it. It's a part of what make me, well, me. I guess. It is. Yep, i'm a huge fan. I think I can talk for days about Batman and other superheroes. Hm..Yeah, Yeah I guess it is. I never really heard the full song though, only the chorus. No, i'm not a square, if I had to compare the human body as a shape, i'd say we're more of a rectangular shape. Don't you think? Wait! Did I say something that upset you? Yeah, I don't know why I thought of that, since he was only in the movie for two minutes, while other people think of roman soldiers, probably. 

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kylestop:

Well, thats because they’re stupid teenagers. I have plenty of fun with and without alcohol. Just because you don’t drink or party doesn’t mean you’re not fun. Actually, its probably good. And your liver thanks you. See? So you’re plenty of fun. Especially the video game bit. Whats your favorite video game? Yeah, everyone has their own opinion. Don’t beat yourself up about it. The last one? Like, cuddling? You’ve never cuddled? Oh my god. If you’d let me, I’m so tempted to have that change. I saw the movie It when I was younger and it scarred me for life. No thank you, Pennywise the clown. Stay away from me. You’re sweet, Ben.

That is true. They were pretty much all jocks..I mean, no offense to anyone who's a jock, but those ones weren't very creative..oh god, did I say that without not sounding mean? Although, my friends in school were pretty sexual. It made me feel like the outcast. Thank youu! I've seen too many things go wrong when you drink, so if I do drink something, it will probably be only a couple sips. Or anything else, in that case. I don't want my life to turn into the Hangover. This might sound weird and i'm not really sure you've ever heard of it, but I really love the Batman Arkham games. They're a lot of fun as well as The Walking Dead from Telltale. That game was extremely emotional. I..Nope. I was more of the type to keep to myself and didn't know if it'd be awkward to, even with my family. Plus I...er....never had a girlfriend..or boyfriend...or anything. So..yeah. Oh, um..yeah..that could be nice. I think i'd like that! Same here, one of the moments that stand out to me was when he was luring that little boy in the drain? Sewers? I forget what it was exactly. Oh..uh..why do you want me to stay away from you? You're really nice and not mean to me..

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kylestop:

Oh, dear god. Who the hell told you that? You don’t have to have fun by getting white girl wasted on the dance floor. Watching movies is fun. Swimming is fun. Reading can be fun. Cuddling is fun. See? Theres plenty of other things that are fun. Birthday parties are the best, though, but clowns scare the crap out of me. I do, I do. Nice to meet you too, Ben. Thank you, cutie. I’ve been getting that a lot, actually.

..Basically everyone I went to High School with. Apparently they all got "White girl wasted" at parties and thought that was the only true definition of fun. I don't even know what that means, but I think I have a general idea..Yeah, exactly. Watching movies, watching tv shows, reading comics, playing video games and a lot more stuff are what I consider fun. If you enjoy doing anything then there's no excuse for others to call it boring just because they feel differently about it. Never done the last one though, but I heard it was. They're a lot of fun! If nothing goes terribly wrong like in movies..They don't scare me, per say, but I have seen the movie It and I wouldn't want to be in the same room as one. You're welcome! Well..it is nice and different..not really plain, which people like. 

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yocheech:

‘Course not.

It’s the attempt that counts. Except that that’s actually a lie, I couldn’t care less about the attempt, but whatever. I don’t know, I’ll list them off to you if you present them. But good examples would be being chipper all the time, being optimistic about literally everything, complaining about everything that happens in your life. That type of stuff. Avoid all that shit and you’ll be golden. … We’ll work on your conversational skills later. Ben Smythe, alright. Good to meet you, Ben Smythe.

Is that..supposed to mean..something?

So I shouldn't try to entertain you? Because I prefer people to like me instead of disliking or even possibly..hating me. Oh, okay..I guess that's fair. You've only talked to me once and you don't know all my personality traits, so of course..I'm just somewhat of a people pleaser, apparently. I...think I keep a neutral outlook on life. So we shouldn't really have a problem..I don't think at least. The only thing you caught me on was apparently complaining about my boringness, but I really wasn't complaining; I was being honest. Uh..okay..how? They are a little rusty since I was in Middle School..You too, Charlie of the Clarington variety. 

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romantheuniverse:

…Is the man you just described someone that scares you? Because if he is, then I’ll protect you. I’m the Dark Knight. I can be your hero, baby. Damn it all, now I’m singing that song, no. Anyway, no, boring doesn’t exist. Plus, boring’s conceptual anyway. I have most definitely seen Men in Black 3. I sobbed at the end, not gonna lie.

Uhm...no, I just..was describing what most people would think to be a creep. But I was stereotyping, like I said. I think watching the Lovely Bones got into my head. There are...some,  or a lot things that scare me, so you can if you want. Ah...You're a fan of Batman?!I can kiss awwway the pain. You have me singing it now too. I'm glad someone thinks so. There's so many people who use that word for almost everyone who doesn't conform to their standard of what fun is. Yeah, the ending was sad, but I liked how it tied into the first movie about how he thought his dad left him and everything..crying's a natural thing, i'm not going to judge you for it. Anyways, the reason why I brought it up was because there was a character called Roman in the movie, and when you said your name, I just instantly thought of that..

[justbreatheallison-deactivated2]

Good morning, people.

I’m wide awake and it’s way early, don’t ask me why because I don’t even know. I have coffee and bacon though so, I’m doing pretty good with my morning.

[smythesben]

Even though the beds are so comfy? I can see the appeal Ryan or Avery was saying about them. I could stay in them all night and day. If I plead nicely could I have a piece of bacon? Even though that's weird since I don't know you..I'm Ben, by the way. 

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yocheech:

Okay, God, no, don’t do that. I really don’t have time for a pity party.

I’ll be the judge of whether you’re boring or not, alright? I won’t ignore you unless I’m given a reason to. So talk, pretty boy. I’m Charlie, of the Clarington variety. Your turn.

Um....What do you mean? I'm not trying to throw any type of party..

Oh, uh...alright. I'll try to entertain you as much as possible then... What reasons would there be to ignore me? I'm just curious. Okay, um...the sky is really blue today. Pretty boy? My names Ben Smythe. It's nice to meet you, Charlie. 

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kylestop:

Oh c’mon, now. Thats not the right spirit to have. I’m sure that you’re plenty fun in your own way. And now I feel obligated to not ignore you just because you said that. And i’m Kyle, by the way. Kyle Rose.

It's kinda true, though. I never go out partying like other people my age do, and i've been told that's the only way you can be considered fun if you get intoxicated and dance within close proximity with others. Closest thing i've ever gotten to a party was my friend from science club's birthday, where the clown his mom hired drank all their beer and destroyed their house. Oh...Okay..if that's what you want. I'm Ben..It's nice to meet you, Kyle. I really like your name! It's..different.  

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romantheuniverse:

‘Ello! I’m not a stalker, nor am I creepy. But as far as being a follower, it’s something we’ve all done here, and it’d be awfully rude to leave you out, wouldn’t you say? There’s no such thing as boring, shh. I won’t ignore you either. I’m Roman. It’s nice to meet you, Ben!

Oh...that''s good. I figured that none of you are, mostly because you look around my age and don't resemble an aging man dressed in nice attire wearing 70's type of glasses with a large mustache. But I suppose i'm just stereotyping. Yeah, but it's not the first time it happened, so i'd be used to it if it did. Um..wait until you talk to me more. Hi Roman, i'm Ben. Nice to meet you as well. This is going to seem random, but have you ever seen Men in Black 3? 

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So, I'm late for this.

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avery-lo:

… Oops, sometimes I talk a lot. What were you reading? And well… I’ll consider it, besides, you did say please. But if helps you maybe want to call me it, Ryan is actually my middle name, though I’d like it to be my first because I’d rather it over my actual first name. But yes, consider it the no hitting considered.

But anyways, yes it is nice to meet me, I’m pretty positive it is. Like 84% sure, okay anyway off track, once again. Nice to meet you too, Ben! Your name reminds me of something that I can’t quite put my finger on yet. … And that’s a really good idea, sadly my sister’s haven’t made the trip here yet. 

Oh, I didn't mean it in a bad way, if that's what you thought. I'm just never really used to talking to someone as talkative as you seem. Um, I'm just reading the fourth Harry Potter book again. It was in my suitcase, so I figured why not read it. I don't have anything better to do..Wait. So I should call you Avery or Ryan? Mines Andrew, but my first names suffices because I don't want people calling me Andy and then mentioning Toy Story. 

84%? What can I do to bump that up to a 100? I never get B's. Except that one time my math teacher hated me because I proved her answer to an equation was false. Oh, really? I...It's a pretty common name, so I have no idea what it reminds you of. Neither have my brothers, which is very awkward considering I usually don't go places without them.

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Followers..I don't find the you as creepy, really..even though I should..I'm mostly just really surprised that anyone would want to follow me in the first place. I'm actually going to give you a warning now that i'm pretty boring and there's nothing really interesting about me, so...yeah..you can just ignore me..

[ohdearelsa-blog]

So, I'm late for this.

And really I should apologize but when I ended up seeing the beds that the house has acquired, I may or may not have taken it upon myself to test it’s potency and fluffability, by taking the longest nap of my life. Plus a sorry just doesn’t seem to want to happen right now. 

Anywhore, all my extremely hard work aside. My name’s Avery, but on no uncertain terms should call me anything but Ryan, because there’s a high chance of hitting you with my nerf gun. And currently, I keep hoping if I have a stare down with all the things I have to unpack, they’ll just magically unpack themselves.

[smythesben]

.....Wow, uh..that's a lot to say. I'm a little late too, but instead of napping I was just reading and trying to avoid the general population.. I'm Ben and I don't plan on calling you Ryan, so..please don't hit me with your nerf gun. Those things actually hurt. 

Hi, Avery. It's nice to meet you. You could always have your siblings do it for you...I mean, if they're here..