being nice sucks.

obligatory psychotic jackass sebastian alexander smythe. seventeen. that guy. very gay. happily taken now and forever by the world's most adorable smol thirsty gay warbler. ✌

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Delivered during homeroom Wednesday, January 31

‘Bas;

From sweet to saucy and everything in between, thank you for standing beside me and taking this journey.

With all my love,

B  xxx

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text message 📲 sebtana

SANTANA: I'll be there, babe.

SEBASTIAN: Love you, Legs.

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Text  📲 Sebtina

Tina: Hey. Count me in for the party for Blaine.

Tina: Since it's a sleepover it's not like you'll need a DD but let me know if I can help in some way.

SEBASTIAN: Actually there won't be any alcohol at the party at all.

SEBASTIAN: But I'll keep your offer in mind if I run into any trouble, thanks!

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Text 📲 Starbastian

Chesa: I am so sorry, I thought I texted you earlier, I really did, but of course I'll be there.

SEBASTIAN: No, sorry I snapped. I was a bit stressed.

SEBASTIAN: Thanks for confirming. And thanks for that help with Cooper, we've got quite the surprise in store for B.

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text message 📲 rybastian

RYDER: hey, man.

RYDER: I'd like to come to the slumber party.

SEBASTIAN: Awesome!

SEBASTIAN: ...

SEBASTIAN: There's no chance you'd want to dress up as Ricky Martin again, is there?

SEBASTIAN: Asking for a friend...

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TEXT MESSAGE 📲 SEBSON

MASON: hey...

MASON: i'll be at Blaine's birthday thing if things won't be too weird or whatever

SEBASTIAN: Hey, thanks for letting me know!

SEBASTIAN: And I'm sure they'll be enough human buffers than it won't be weird.

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Given to Sebastian before homeroom

Sticky note on top of the box reads: 

Have a sweet Monday ❤️ Blaine xxx

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Sebastian Smythe + Favorite Things Blaine Anderson Has Ever Said To Him.

@warblinginthehallsblaine

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Sebastian Smythe + Favorite Book Quotes

Great Expectations by Charles Dickens

Atonement by Ian McEwan

Of Mice And Men by John Steinbeck

To Kill A Mockingbird by Harper Lee

Fahrenheit 451 by Ray Bradbury

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 Sebastian Smythe + Favorite Movies

Casablanca, White Christmas, Fame (1980), Gone With The Wind, Atonement, Singing In The Rain.

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TEXTS 📲 SEBKITTY

Kitty: I'm sexy as fuck. I'm up in the gym just workin' on my fitness rn

Kitty: Oh baby. How much longer?

Sebastian: HE MY WITNESS.

Sebastian: His grounded got extended...because I snuck over the other night...

Sebastian: still a week basically.

[warblinginthehallsblaine]

Blaine Devon Anderson ‘The Sun’ + body parts

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TEXT 📲 STARBASTIAN

Chesa: oh hahaha you're funny

Chesa: it's fine, I actually laughed.

Chesa: they're going good

Sebastian: I try dear one, I try!

Sebastian: YEAH?

Sebastian: Have to admit I was a little surprised about you two. But if she's treating you good, I'm into it.

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TEXTS 📲 SEBLAINE

Blaine: Everything is perfect. Had a nice long shower this morning; it was lonely. And today is laundry day. I kept my pillow so it would still smell like you though.

Blaine: Bring you. Wine is probably not a good idea, unless you bring it just for them and say it's a gift from your father or something. Why don't you pick up some ingredients and we can make dessert.

Blaine: And every day I'll continue to show you how important you are to me.

Sebastian: I'm sorry you're lonely angel.

Sebastian: Will do, good idea.

Sebastian: You always do, Blaine. I mean that.

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TEXTS 📲 SEBLAINE

Blaine: Toujours, l'amour de ma vie.

Blaine: YAY! Anything is better than nothing when it comes to you.

Blaine: Don't encourage me... :P

Blaine: You have, but you know me, it's never enough. I'm in love with you too. Since we're talking about it. And I know this has sucked but you've made it better.

Sebastian: How are you feeling today? Everything's all good?

Sebastian: Should I bring anything for dinner? I'd say wine, but something tells me that would go against your parent's sensibilities?

Sebastian: Well then everyday I'll continue to remind you, baby boy.

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TEXTS 📲 SEQUINN

Quinn: I'm so thankful you invited me, honestly. I'd been a little nervous about it... I just want to ensure you and I are alright?

Sebastian: It's not a problem at all.

Sebastian: I think...we're on our way.

Sebastian: I know I'm not easy to take. I'm working on that. I often let my past cloud my opinions. I'm not an objective person and I know that.