FUCKING ASTROLOGY

Chase: Pisces(s)/Taurus(m)/Gemini(r) Carli: Cancer(s)/Leo(m)/Libra(r)

[mermaidastrology]

How to Piss Off the Zodiac Signs

The Fire Signs (Aries, Leo, and Sagittarius): Yell at them, tell them to their face that they are wrong, tell them that they do not matter, try to physically intimidate them, brag about winning something that they were competing in, brag about being better than them. 

The Earth Signs (Taurus, Virgo, and Capricorn): Fuck with their daily routine, try to force them to speak or go out when they do not want to, tell them that their logic makes no sense, steal or ask to borrow their money, borrow their personal effects without asking.

The Air Signs (Gemini, Libra, and Aquarius): Do not speak to them at all, better yet, do not even knowledge their presence, force them to carry the conversation on their own, tell them that their logic and beliefs are stupid but refuse to explain why, do not invite them to your party. 

The Water Signs (Cancer, Scorpio, and Pisces): Hurt their feelings, tell them that their emotions are invalid, tell them that their emotions are stupid because they do not make logical sense, tell everyone their deep dark secrets, tell them to stop crying. 

[klaw]

u can be nb and still describe yrself a boy or a girl

u can be nb and describe yrself as a lesbian or gay

stop making up rules that u think nb ppl have to follow

[mercury]

[faiiryaciid]

[showerthoughtsofficial]

It would really suck if a false missile warning was what finally gave you the nerve to murder your neighbor.

[raven]

if u liked mythology as a kid ur gay

[bpdshitposts]

IIIIIIIITS POLKA TIME

[nevver]

What we’re reading, Johan Deckmann

[lame-astrology]

the signs as cat body parts

Aries: fluffy tail Taurus: super tickly whiskers Gemini: pretty eyes Cancer: back lil’ paws Leo: smol tongue Virgo: cute ears Libra: the tum tum Scorpio: smol nose Sagittarius: v soft scruff Capricorn: front lil’ paws Aquarius: super dangerous lil teeth Pisces: v pettable chest

[genderfuckt]

The only astrology post i care about. Like no matter what u get how can u be mad

[powerwank]

The tum tum

[snail-astrology]

The Signs as Lenny meme

Aries: (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง

Taurus: [ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°]

Gemini: ( ͡ ͡° ͡°  ʖ ͡° ͡°)

Cancer: ( ͡^ ͜ʖ ͡^)

Leo: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡ °)

Virgo: ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

Libra: ( ͡o ͜ʖ ͡o)

Scorpio: ᕦ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ᕤ

Sagittarius: ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ

Capricorn: ( ‾ʖ̫‾)

Aquarius: { ͡• ͜ʖ ͡•}

Pisces: ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)

[aquacycle]

tag yourself im thwomp

[teenagedream]

tag which member of legendary girl group little mix u are i’m jesminda

[dance-dance]

tag yourself i’m lean cuisine

[swagonah]

tag yourself bun friends

[shrkvxd]

tag yrself im welcome to hell

[dorothyinthestreets-blog]

be nosy

1: The last person you kissed screams they love you, you say… 2: Did you get to sleep in today? 3: You never know what you got until you lose it? 4: Do you have siblings? 5: How many kids do you want? 6: Who was the last person you held hands with? 7: Did you stand on your tippy-toes for your last kiss? 8: Do you think if you died, the last person you kissed would care? 9: Last person to talk on the phone? 10: Did anyone watch you the last time you kissed someone? 11: When’s your birthday? 12: Remember the first time you kissed the last person you kissed? 13: What kind of phone do you have? 14: Are you wearing jeans, shorts, sweatpants, or pajama pants? 15: Are you a different person now than you were 5 years ago? 16: What were you doing at 4 am? 17: Would you rather write a paper or give a speech? 18: Are you lying to yourself about something? 19: Last night you felt…? 20: What’s something you cannot wait for? 21: Ever told your parents you were going somewhere but when somewhere different? 22: How many hours of sleep did you get last night? 23: Are you a morning or night person? 24: What did you get your last bruise from? 25: Do you reply to all of your texts? 26: Your phone is ringing. It’s the person you fell hardest for. What do you do? 27: Did your last kiss take place in/on a bed? 28: Anyone you would like to get things straight with? 29: How many months until your birthday? 30: Favorite thing to eat with peanut butter? 31: Did you like this past summer? 32: What were you doing before you got on the computer? 33: Your ex is sitting next to you, with their new partner. What do you do? 34: What is the last thing you said out loud? 35: Your mood summed into one work? 36: Are you doing anything else besides taking this survey? 37: What are your initials? 38: Are you a happy person? 39: Do you still talk to the person you liked 4 months ago? 40: Where do you want to live when your older? 41: Have you had your birthday this year? 42: What did you do yesterday? 43: What will you be doing tomorrow? 44: How late did you stay up last night? 45: Is there anyone you would do anything for? 46: Is it hard to make you laugh? 47: Do you believe ex’s can be just friends? 48: Do you think any of your exes will eventually want to be with you again? 49: How many people have you had feelings for in the year of 2012? 50: Do you wish your ex was dead? 51: Have you ever dyed your hair? 52: Would ever take back someone that cheated? 53: Was New Year’s Even enjoyable? 54: Bet you’re missing someone right now? 55: How would your parents react if you got a tattoo? 56: Sleep on your back or stomach? 57: If you could move away, no questions asked, where would it be ? 58: What would you change about your life right now? 59: Has anything upset you in the past week? 60: Are you on the phone? 61: Today, would you rather go forward a week or back? 62: Would you take $40,000 or a brand new car? 63: Have you ever talked to someone when they were high? 64: Ever cried while you were on the phone with someone? 65: Have you ever copied someone elses homework? 66: Are you the type of person who liks to be out or at home? 67: Do you automatically check your phone when you wake up? 68: Have you ever stayed up all night on the phone? 69: Could you use some sleep right now? 70: Are you going to have a baby by the time you’re 18? 71: Does it bother you when someone hides things from you? 72: What’s your favorite color? 73: Have you ever slept in the same room with someone you liked? 74: Have you ever been looking for something and it was already in your hand? 75: Do you get annoyed easily? 76: If someone liked you, would you want them to tell you? 77: Do you have a person of the opposite sex that you can tell everything to? 78: Does anyone call you babe? 79: How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust? 80: What do you prefer, relationship or one night stand? 81: What color hoodie did you wear last? 82: Is there someone who meant alot to you at one point, and isn’t around anymore?

[shadowealth]

SERIOUSLY ASK ME

[yogi181-deactivated20171128]

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[v3px0]

plee

[snail-astrology]

Gemstones That Will Help The Signs

Aries: Ruby- It encourages passion. Ruby improves motivation and setting realistic goals. It calms hyperactivity and promotes positive dreams. It gets rid of negative energies in life.

Taurus: Rose Quartz- It promote self-love, inner healing, and inner peace. Rose quartz opens the heart chakra. It dispels negative energy an protects against environmental pollution and replaces the negativity with passionate vibes.

Gemini: Tree Agate- It cleanses, balances, and stabilizes. Tree Agate boosts the immune system and balances the water in out body. It helps with self-esteem. It is said to help improve mental capability where stability and clarity are needed. Tree Agate also helps with overcoming negative emotions and brings love and positivity into all chakras.

Cancer: Moonstone- It brings hope, enhances feminine energies, intuition and psychic abilities. It soothes emotional stability and stress. It promotes inspiration, success, and good fortune in love and business.

Leo: Jasper- It provides protection, balances yin and yang and absorbs negative energy. It encourages honesty with one's self. Jasper provides courage to tackle problems. It promotes organization. It transforms ideas into action. Jasper also prolongs sexual pleasure.

Virgo: Peridot- This stone cleanses. It eases up jealousy, resentment, bitterness and reduces stress and guilt. It opens the heart to joy and new relationships. It enhances the motivation and assertion needed to make a change and promote growth. It rids the person of lethargy and apathy. Peridot allows the person to take responsibility for their own life.

Libra: Tourmaline- It aids in understanding oneself and others. It promotes self-confidence and gets rid of fear. Tourmaline attracts inspiration, tolerance and prosperity. It also balances the left and right sides of the brain and the male-female energy within the body. It removes energy blockages.

Scorpio: Unakite Jasper- It balances emotions with spirituality. The stone facilitates rebirthing. When it's color is green, it works as a crystal that helps with growth. When it is pink or light red, it calms feelings of anger and resentment.

Sagittarius: Turquoise- It purifies. It can be worn to protect against influences or pollutants in the atmosphere. It balances and aligns all the chakras. Turquoise instills inner calm and helps prevent mood swings. It aids against depression and exhaustion. It symbolizes friendship.

Capricorn: Tiger's Eye- It has the power to focus the mind and helps us resolve problems in an objective standpoint and unclouded by emotions. It charges the emotional body. It is useful for seeing ones own needs compared to others. It instills willpower, purpose, courage and self-confidence. Tiger's Eye also releases tension.

Aquarius: Amethyst- It is a stone that promotes tranquility and spirituality. It relieves stress and soothes irritability. It also dispels anger, rage, fear and anxiety. It calms the mind and improves memory and meditation. It also helps with selflessness.

Pisces: Blue Topaz- It is associated with both the throat and the third eye chakra. Blue Topaz is good for people who want to speak with clarity in their words. The energy from this stone will flow through to enable you to fully communicate with you are thinking. It will also aid in the expansion of your psychic powers. They also expand creativity.

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