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"I don't blame you But I can't change you Don't hate you But we can't save you"
superbat with jealous superman is SOOO delicious. lets say justice league is revealing their identities and superbat are already together. batman is the last to go, and when he reveals himself, everyone who is surprised is like “no. fucking. way.” because you mean the HOTTEST, most BEAUTIFUL man in gotham (and maybe even the world) BRUCE WAYNE is BATMAN?
so the next couple weeks at the justice tower, anytime batman is in the room or simply walks by, oliver and hal just kinda watch him with awe on their face and a slight blush. (along with the other members, but they’re the first bystanders victims)
superman notices and pats them on the back way harder than he knows he should. (when dealing with humans)
hal: OWCH- what the hell supes? did you wake up on the wrong side of the sun, or something?
oliver: i think you dislocated my shoulder-
superman: whoops! just wanted to say hey!
then he pulls them close and whispers into their ear, his smile never leaving his face. whatever he says makes hal and oliver freeze and immediately shake their head up and down, before they walk (run) away.
another incident happens where batman’s cowl is slightly damaged, revealing his left eye and cheek. aquaman rushes to cover his face to hide his identity, but superman notices the flustered look on his face. quickly finishing up with whoever he was fighting, he bolts over at top speed.
superman: hey uh, i got him- so- hah, no worries!
superman kindly nudges aquaman out of the way, and uses his cape to cover batman.
(he doesn’t notice he knocked aquaman 20ft away, thankfully being caught by flash)
soon, after a couple of incidents like this happening, the jl has come to the conclusion: superman is very protective of batman. and the best part, is batman has no single clue. after every incident, he looks at superman with confusion on his face, and superman just smiles and kisses him on his nose.
Maybe I should grow up
we cannot live in chains
guy doing a furniture tier list: i think beds are slept on
OOP is the creator of the Call of Cthulhu TTRPG, btw. He also worked on the early Doom and Quake games. I feel like this maybe explains some things.
#dear god#horrifying#did he eat it before or after creating call of cthulhu ttrpg#i think it would explain some thibgs#bug tw#dear god the way i inagined how the bug felt walking up his throatvi want to peel my skin off
I doubt the bug realised it was in danger, it was probably like "this warm wet crevice I fell into isn't ideal, let's get back to the surface and try somewhere more diggable"
Oh you meant how it felt to him
I’m teaching him how to operate light switches
we're still working on this. as with the toilet flushing, the problem is that he does not exert enough force
the "came back wrong" trope except like... they didnt. like this mad scientists wife died, and so he studied necromancy, brought her back, and she came back and it all worked. like she came back exactly the same as she was before with literally no difference. but the scientist guy is like "oh no... what have i done.... shes Different now!!!! she came back Wrong!!!!" and shes just like. chilling. reading a book. cooking dinner. shes just so so normal but in the guys mind hes like "oh shes soooo weird" but shes just normal
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NO its a JOKE and YOU DONT GET IT. ITS NOT THAT DEEP
While she was dead he put his memory of her on such a high pedestal that she could never live up to it alive
alternatively‚ she came back perfectly fine but he thinks she came back wrong‚ because the tragic reality is that he never actually knew his wife
im going INSANE thats MY POST.
It's your post but the journey to posting it changed it to such a degree that even its closest intimacies are now foreign to you. Sorry dude.
media trope that makes me want to throw up and cry is when a character realises there's no way they're making it out of a situation in one piece. and in a single moment they accept it and turn to their distraught loved ones with The Smile. you know The Smile. sickening
PETITION FOR ALL LOVABLE CHARACTERS TO STOP DOING THIS SHIT. IT BREAKS ME.
I would love to carry Lee Sayoung around in a purse like a pissed off little dog
Sweet but a Psycho and Toxic are both Lee Sayoung songs
who are you when you're not performing?
"i feel besquintled", said no one ever. because that's not a word.
okay nevermind it IS a word now and this is exactly what it means.
handed over the knife victorian style , god i hate them ...