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23 intp, gemini

[officialunitedstates]

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free:  pouring river water in your socks

[evilscum-deactivated20160223]

why would i do that lmao

[officialunitedstates]

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free

[egberts]

i wouldn't even care if i got eaten. i'd be nutritious as fuck

[egberts]

didn't even mean to post this on vore day. that was just fate at work

[mutantrenegade]

You know Jones soda cap, as a tumblr user i can actually say i think I have.

[lizzorasaurus]

The new live laugh love

[theworsethingsgettheharderifight]

[battletoads]

sega had me terminated for these

[dragongirlsweetie]

it's actually so crazy how much the simpsons would fucking suck if it didn't have any of the simpsons characters. just a bunch of shots of empty houses and streets for half an hour while nothing happens. that would be so badddd lol

[auroroboros1]

yeah that tends to happen when you remove characters from media. without characters its all just background. i guess movies set in scenic locations would still land as kinda nature docs but even then

[dragongirlsweetie]

it only happens with the simpsons

[glutko]

[neverwonderneverremember]

[fishing-princess]

Back when I was a redditor (😔) I realized a strange phenomenon. No one cares about your original posts, but if you make the post on another site and screenshot it, people assume it’s a tweet from someone who is known/is funny/etc and the post would do way better

[fishing-princess]

[inimoose]

Do you have any skeletons in your closet?

[catcrumb]

[soup-mother]

Sober as fuck at the back of the club going onto Wikipedia and typing "List of birds"

[sashimi55]

Human bodies are so weird like the upper half consists of every single vital organ and the lower half is legs

[dambiex]

[earhartsease]

on it boss

[escuerzoresucitado]

[mrsterlingeverything]

[goopydad]

A wretched little horse is washed away.😈

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

Kos (or some say, 'Kosm')

[felassan]

[itssjanedoe]

[s-h-a-s-e]

[goodfriendo]

i wonder what they're gossiping about

[jmawork]

had to draw them

[things-that-are-not-true]

i wad in the mario movie but nobody saw me because im good at hiding 🤭