put those colours on, girl

florence. snail goddess, frog queen, part time spy, small lady, cult queen. what's next? 📧 artificialloves

[snailgoddesss]

hey

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@notclickbaiting his whole twitter is shit like that i love him so much lmao 

[bagofbonesmp3]

i want him

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rahul kohli my beloved my whole heart the love of my life the most perfect soul the funniest man alive i would d*e for him 

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mark doesnt actually love me, i see

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doctor phil likes to say that there’s two sides to every pancake and that sticks with me every time someone tells me to introduce myself. so here’s a pretty solid representation of both sides of my pancake. what’s yours? 

i’m florence. i was a wrestler, a psychic, a cult queen, a tiny woman, and an international super spy. but right now i’m just kind of taking a break. 

come be my friend on chats @ artificiallloves and we can plot world domination and I can show you my dog

[snailgoddesss]

i might intro soon, idk, i have to think about it 

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feel like i should post something my blog looks like a barren wasteland