snail party will fucking kill you.

snailparty.bandcamp.com we play songs about homefuckers, dead mommies, liars, ignorant kids, and cats. we will fucking kill you. don't fuck with us. snailpartypunx at gmail dot com fer contact.

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SNAIL MANIFEST

      snail party has been dead for many moons. but from its rotting corpse, the earth grew fertile and a forest grew. 

          heres a list of organs and appendages that made up snail party (or at least the ones i could find links for on the internet)

mogli & the dirty sisters • Mogli (banjo + singing) stayed on the west coast after snailparty’s canadian tour and remains there to this day, tattooing and farming and drawing.

beyon / ephemerus / love hold let go / forestfire • Beyon (guitar + singing) based between Winlaw bc, and great falls Massachusetts. Mostly an visual artist now but also playing in a fear country band when she visits Halifax.

Filthy Liars • Sorrel (fiddle) and Jaymie’s (junk drums) emo boy band from the west coast.

bitterfucked • Feather’s (accordion) solo project for people who dont care about anything. 

Hex Partners • Sorrel and Elly’s (saw / junk drums) gloomy two piece instrumental about nightmares, bodies, and failures

Rakins / Eekum Seekum / Primary Stress / the official suckers • (junk drums / saw) glittery pop crust band Elly plays guitar and back up vox for / two piece female fronted crust metal band that just played their last show ever a few nights ago / Elly’s old folk punk band and solo project. a garbage eating rakin.

bubzee • bubz (saw) <3 

METAL • beerslaw (violin / hair) likes metal and physics.

Alder'mn! • kaitlyn (cello) a real actual librarian who flailed their life more than once to come on tour.

Lvne  •  Lvne (saw) life flailer who played saw with us on american tour and continues to be wonderful to this day

traintrain •  traindrian (case sitter / life flailer) once dropped a full tub of blue berries because he heard a train'a'callin. also saved us many times when our bus died in the middle of winter with his mechanical knowhow.

(all crossed out names are either broken up or on hiatus)

- <3

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update, because its fun.

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Darling, Safe Passage to You, by HEX PARTNERS

3 track album

Its finally done, Hex Partner’s new Ep. Please listen if you wish and spread far and wide. Thanks so much everyone who has supported us! UP THE FUCKING GLOOM FAERIES and DOOMY TRANS SKIDS FOREVER.

“With damp clothes & cold bones we stumble towards the sea. Where blankets drenched with saltwater smother us to sleep. Sick from mold & fever dreams, lights carry the mist. Away from here to coasts unknown & blackened eyes I miss. Eastern fogs & Western fires in the directions we look to. With heavy hearts & stubborn breath, "darling, safe passage to you”.

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HEX PARTNERS performing “Forest Fire Twilight (West)” in the woods outside Halifax, NS. 2015. Sorrel & Elly of the cursed BFCSD snail cult have been working on new Hex Partners material & are hoping to release their new e.p. entitled “Darling, Safe Passage to You” sometime early this winter. Here’s a video of a brand new HP song being played live in the woods of Hemlock Ravine outside Halifax. Scope this shit! UP THE FAERY PUNX! Filmed & edited by our bud Devon Berquist.

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every person in this band was so attractive  all my favorite snails

the most beautiful stuff ever

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was?! we might have aged poorly but we’re all fancy & fucking beautiful as ever. photo by rosie @ some show too long ago.

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what is dead may never die.

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no joes no motors all smokers are bastards smash the deaconarchy no world but waterworld up the mutants down with the seastem

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The kakapo is a critically endangered species of large, flightless, nocturnal, ground-dwelling parrot of the super-family Strigopoidea endemic to New Zealand. It has finely blotched yellow-green plumage, a distinct facial disc of sensory, vibrissa-like feathers, a large grey beak, short legs, large feet, and wings and a tail of relatively short length.

The total known population is only 126 living individuals, as reported by the Kakapo Recovery programme, most of which have been given names.Because of Polynesian and European colonisation and the introduction of predators such as cats, rats, ferrets, and stoats, the kakapo was almost wiped out. Conservation efforts began in the 1890s, but they were not very successful until the implementation of the Kakapo Recovery plan in the 1980s. (x) 

There are ways you can help save the kakapo population through donations, adoptions, voluteering, becoming a supporter, or buying merchadise. 

Please spread the word!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PLEASE DON’T LET THIS BEAUTIFUL ADORABLE SPECIES OF BIRD DIE OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You can find more information on the endangered kakapo here, here, and here .

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save the kakapo

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Me: *gathers a ll the dragonballs*

Shenron: what is your wish

Me: ......................destroy folk punk

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I saw you guys live for the first and only time in Edmonton years back on my Birthday. I was so intoxicated that I can literally remember nothing about the show but when I woke up in the morning I had found that I had purchased your cd as it was sitting on my floor. Long story short please come back to Edmonton!

please take care of yourself.. 

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tucks

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get on the toe tucks beyon

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Dryland is a myth

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i’m still probably going to get “water world” tattooed on my toes one day. 

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Dryland is a myth

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satan death race

photo credit to crafty

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"as the stolen alcohol broke out and into itself, it was said that we were a long way from home. it is hard to say where home is but as far as snail party is concerned, it is with the scumfucks, the queers, the wingnuts, the skaters, the punx, and the artists who come out and put up with our fuckery. who cares that our only home these days is a half hour set? it is a better home than most people get." snail party circa 2012

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snail party hard as fuck ain't nuthin gonna stop these scumfux

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you can't kill what was always dead

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Can anyone tell me the chords for Ignorant Kids? I dunno what I'm doing, but I wanna play it on a banjo.

yes! sorry if you had to wait a while for this answer.. the verses are C, F, G, C. and the chorus is F, G, C, C.