look at all these fucking snails

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[readingontheroof]

Snape (snail tape)

[punmastercella]

don’t ask me what i do with my down time bc i don’t even know anymore

[hdot-mokoriri]

magnificent shell

立派な殻

[hdot-mokoriri]

What should I do?

どうしようかな

[muzzleofnemesis]

Today’s snail of the day is:

the pyramid dome snail

[iknowimfatandbeautiful-blog]

Snape (Snail Snape)

[flamebyrd]

[IKEA’s Lattjo Snail hat. $9.99. Item description says “Encourages role play which helps children to develop social skills by imitating grown-ups and inventing their own roles.”]

Ah, that’s why I don’t feel like a real grown up. I don’t have a snail hat.

[snailsupplier]

Me, on a date: So how do you feel about snemes (snail memes)?

My date: Well, I didn't see the point, they were just stupid-

Me, shoving breadsticks into my snurse (snail purse): Sorry, I have to go home, immediately.

[sinhx]

Snape (snail tape)

[jxhnmurrphy-blog]

how to snirt (snail flirt)

[hydrogencellophane]

“Welcome to the Snack (Snail Black) Snarade (Snail Parade)”

When I was a young snoy (snail boy), my snather (snail father) took sne (snail me) into the snity (snail city) to see a snarching (snail marching) snand (snail band).

He said, “snon (snail son) when you grow up, would you be the snavior (snail savior) of the snoken (snail broken), the sneaten (snail beaten), and the snamned (snail damned)? Because one snay (snail day), I’ll leave you, a snantom (snail phantom), to lead you in the snummer (snail summer), to join the snack (snail black) snarade (snail parade).”

WHEN I WAS A YOUNG SNOY (SNAIL BOY), MY SNATHER (SNAIL FATHER) TOOK SNE (SNAIL ME) INTO THE SNITY (SNAIL CITY) TO SEE A SNARCHING (SNAIL MARCHING) SNAND (SNAIL BAND)! HE SAID, “SNON (SNAIL SON) WHEN YOU GROW UP, WOULD YOU BE THE SNAVIOR (SNAIL SAVIOR) OF THE SNOKEN (SNAIL BROKEN), THE SNEATEN (SNAIL BEATEN), AND THE SNAMNED (SNAIL DAMNED)?”

Sometimes I get the sneeling (snail feeling) she’s watching over sne (snail me), and other times I sneel (snail feel) like I should go, and through it all, the snise (snail rise) and snall (snail fall), the snodies (snail bodies) in the sneets (snail streets), and when you’re gone we want you all to know.

We’ll snarry (snail carry) on, we’ll snarry (snail carry) on, and though you’re snead (snail dead) and gone snelieve (snail believe) sne (snail me), Your snemory (snail memory) will snarry (snail carry) on, we’ll snarry (snail carry) on, and in my sneart (snail heart) I can’t contain it, the snanthem (snail anthem) won’t explain it.

A snorld (snail world) that sends you reeling from decimated sneams (snail dreams), your snisery (snail misery) and snate (snail hate) will kill us all. So snaint (snail paint) it snack (snail black) and snake (snail take) it back, let’s snout (snail shout) it snoud (snail loud) and snear (snail clear), snefiant (snail defiant) to the end we hear the snall (snail call).

To snarry (snail carry) on, we’ll snarry (snail carry) on, and though you’re snead (snail dead) and gone snelieve (snail believe) sne (snail me), your snemory (snail memory) will snarry (snail carry) on, we’ll snarry (snail carry) on, and though you’re snoken (snail broken) and snefeated (snail defeated), your sneary (snail weary) snidow (snail widow) snarches (snail marches)  

On and on we snarry (snail carry) through the snears (snail fears), ooh oh ohhhh, snisappointed (snail disappointed) snaces (snail faces) of your sneers (snail peers), ooh oh ohhhh, take a snook (snail look) at sne (snail me) cause I could not snare (snail care) at all

  Sno (snail do) or snie (snail die), you’ll never make sne (snail me), snecause (snail because) the snorld (snail world) will never snake (snail take) my sneart (snail heart). Go and sny (snail try), you’ll never sneak (snail break) sne (snail me). We snant (snail want) it all, we snanna (snail wanna) snay (snail play) this snart (snail part). I won’t snexplain (snail explain) or say I’m snorry (snail sorry). I’m snunashamed (snail unashamed), I’m snonna (snail gonna) show my snars (snail scars). Give a sneer (snail cheer) for all the snoken (snail broken). Snisten (snail listen) here, snecause (snail because) it’s who we are. I’m just a snan (snail man), I’m not a snero (snail hero). Just a snoy (snail boy), who had to sning (snail sing) this snong (snail song). I’m just a snan (snail man), I’m not a snero (snail hero).

 I Don’t Snare (snail care)!

We’ll snarry (snail carry) on, we’ll snarry (snail carry) on, and though you’re snead (snail dead) and gone snelieve (snail believe) sne (snail me), your snemory (snail  memory) will snarry (snail carry) on, we’ll snarry (snail carry) on, and though you’re snoken (snail broken) and snefeated (snail defeated), your sneary (snail weary) snidow (snail widow) snarches (snail marches) on.  

Sno (snail do) or snie (snail die), you’ll never make sne (snail me), snecause (snail because) the snorld (snail world) will never snake (snail take) my sneart (snail heart). Go and sny (snail try), you’ll never sneak (snail break) sne (snail me). We snant (snail want) it all, we snanna (snail wanna) snay (snail play) this snart (snail part), [we’ll snarry (snail carry) on] Sno (snail do) or snie (snail die), you’ll never make sne (snail me), [we’ll snarry (snail carry) on], snecause (snail because) the snorld (snail world) will never snake  (snail take) my sneart (snail heart) [we’ll snarry (snail carry) on]. Go and sny (snail try), you’ll never sneak (snail break) sne (snail me). We snant (snail want) it all, we snanna (snail wanna) snay (snail play) this snart (snail part) [we’ll snarry (snail carry) on!] 

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Spotted Turbo the snail

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Some critters I came across in the past two days.

[bluesgotacamera]

The Rout of Snails // bluesgotacamera

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[bohemiansunflowerz]

Snail at #buschgardens

[dinosaurandpenguin]

Snail!