hey

30 he/him washington state i feel so deeply even my joy splits me wide open

[icaseybaybee]

[achillesinhighheels]

[librarycards]

"pillow princess are just greedy" they are so generous??? they let me make them cum? and i get to listen to their cute noises??? what are u talking about..

[librarycards]

PILLOW PRINCESSES GET BEHIND ME. OR BENEATH ME IF YOU WOULD LIKE.

[wovi]

*

the ladies’ home journal, sept 1948

[icaseybaybee]

[fieldguidetobirds]

[snailtits]

I am one minor inconvenience away from applying to be a fire lookout, never to be heard from again

[sexandjeans]

if only you was you again

[sandandglass]

The Muppets s01e01

[le-sad-demiurge]

Fozzy getting hit on by lots of twinks

[cheshireinthemiddle]

Happy Pride Month

[comicgeekscomicgeek]

Ten years later, this bit still slaps. They made a great pun and realized they could be nice/inclusive with it too.

[stardollly]

[smoothwhisper]

[hotandfunnywomen]

Kristen Stewart

[franz-bauch-foto]

Early morning

[milksockets]

help

[heylsgowt]

[thestuffedalligator]

The best part of getting older is aging out of the demographic that gets killed in horror movies. I am now the age of the kooky local at the gas station who warns the band of college kids not to go to Camp Murderblood

[actuallesbiansreddit]

Lunch by Halie Torris

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Originally shared by PunkandCannonballer on r/ImaginaryLesbians on May 17th, 2026 at 5:11 PM UTC.

[seabeck]

Early morning in the Olympics