Snailux

Quality Shitposts By Snailux On occasion I’ll post political stuff. Or nerdy stuff, I’m a nerd.

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I approach the man on the dark street, his back turned to me. “Identify yourself!” I shout at the figure, prepared to fight.

Streetlights flicker. Car alarms begin to blare. In the distance, a rumbling can be heard. He turns. In place of his eyes lie two cotton balls, for here he is…

Cotton-Eyed Joe.

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My joints are cracking like they’re goddamn pop rocks what the hell-

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Splitting sentences. Unnecessarily using periods feels like. Tripping when you. Walk into a. Room.

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What if someone taxidermied Jesus?

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Do you ever start writing something because of one quote that has no real significance other than aesthetic? Because same.

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Concept:

Jurassic Park, but filmed solely using these inflatable costumes:

And my personal favourite:

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Sometimes I question if I actually like women and then I see this gif:

And yes I am female

[house-ad]

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They know how to appeal to the Tumblr audience

[swordbymyside]

[house-ad]

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Pukicho in the flesh

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I yearn for meatballs.

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Everyone keeps saying the first blaze post they saw was the entire Bee Movie script, meanwhile mine was someone who bought it so people would see their cat.

[firefox-official]

mango is not my favorite fruit but it is objectively the best fruit

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I agree. I’m not the biggest fan of the taste but I adore the word. Just saying the word “mango” immediately puts me in a better mood. The colours are immaculate, they remind me of an adorable bird I can’t remember the name of so I just call it a mango bird. The shape is like a chubby chilly pepper. It’s a great fruit.

[calagua]

I was there during the cambrian explosion!!! (◕ᴗ◕✿)(◠‿◕)( ꈍᴗꈍ) i was a little thing .and gay marriage was happening everywhere.

[nirtonic]

#ponyo

(Via @cadaverkeys )

[staffs-secret-blog]

can I draw fanart of you

You don't know what I look like

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I made some fanart of you, don’t hate plz

[traumacatholic]

????

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Y’all I did not ruin my search history and sit down for a 15 minute lecture from my parents about this very photo for 4 likes/reblogs.

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????

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