why am i dracula?

taylor | any pronouns go ape | salami brain | begone terfs | 🎧

[snakeriverconspiracy]

LEFT-HANDED MEAT-BEATER APPRECIATION DAY!! we 👫 beat 👊 our meat 🍔 with our left (LEFT) ✒️ hands 👏 when no 🚫 one else would !!!!! ✊💦

[setheverman]

mice are just twink rats

[sexwitsockson]

stick to ‘what’s the mood’ post you freak

[nyctosaurid]

i joined the rabies discord and after about 3 days im under the impression at least 5% of the people in it aren’t joking

[nyctosaurid]

honestly my favorite thing so far is this part of the identities page

[mwg-drwg]

Oh worm?

[garbuge]

Its Time To Meet Your Fellows Soldiers…

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

I love going to Olive Garden to get bred

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

[unpatchedglitch]

getting absolutely rawed at the olive garden

[ch4lk34t3r]

h, i, j, k, lmao, p

[snakeriverconspiracy]

yo to the dude i was messaging with back n forth who deactivated i wasnt ignorin ya!! no clue if you’ll see this but it’s worth a shot!

[paperandinklings]

devdas actually ends with paro and chandramukhi realizing he wasn’t shit and running away together a disgraced divorcee and ex-prostitute lesbian couple ok don’t fight me on this

[ewaneneollav]

[elodiehamidovic]

[sridevi]

“She’s a whore.” Madhuri Dixit as Chandramukhi // Devdas (2002)

[sridevi]

Aishwarya Rai in Silsila Ye Chahat Ka from Bhansali’s Devdas (2002).  The level of glamour and ethereal aesthetics–

[snakeriverconspiracy]

IM LATE AS SHIT anyway love u @scumfuckus tagged me to list 10 songs i've been diggin hardcore lately so herrrreeee weee go! 1. mayores - becky g (lyrics aside also im late to this party as well) 2. dont bother - shakira 3. ecos - soda stereo 4. morey piya - the devdas cruew (i finally watched this movie and i love it) 5. thindaadi poagiraen/deewani mastani - shreya ghoshal 6. maria - ricky martin 7. boom, boom, boom !!! - THE VENGABOYS 8. gimme, gimme, gimme! - abba 9. enakke enakka - a. r. rahman 10. let's party all night - prudhvi chandra thank u! i'll tag @gematria-is-a-killing-name, @we-are-the-sickness, @jackoffpill, @thrashball, n @theblankstate and obv ya dont have ta do it n apologies if yave already been tagged!

[shiftythrifting]

Value Village is now cursed

[shitpostingvevo]

@snakeriverconspiracy

[ahotknife]

woman by harry styles is one of the sickest songs ever made the atmosphere of that track is unparalleled

[dronemetal]

@snakeriverconspiracy

[snakeriverconspiracy]

yo to the dude i was messaging with back n forth who deactivated i wasnt ignorin ya!! no clue if you'll see this but it's worth a shot!

[archdukecaligula]

OC I made long ago