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"beautiful, isn't it?" artfight for @/randitawu !!

'being single sucks because youll be lonely' lame and untrue. 'being single sucks because a lot of groceries are portioned to make food for more than one person and you cant really take advantage of buying in bulk because it'll go bad before you use it all' this i cannot deny.

manrippedapartbydogs

Saw this when I was playing pool and it stunned and shocked me. There was a tiny abuelita working behind the register.

@lesserknownwaifus

hit her gpt-spot by accident and she started saying we weren't just having sex, we were teaching a masterclass on pleasure

cactiico

candlelight

#furry

hustlerose

this and nothing #nothing

depsidase

theaterard

mcr is that one neighbor that wont stop lighting fireworks 2 weeks after 9/11

theaterard

fourth of july.

sistertaxon

Buckle up, European and Foreigner Tumblypoos, because I'm about to learn you a thing about AMERICA.

You see these delectable motherflippers? These are called STATES. You stupid foreigners might not be able to wrap your head around this, but basically they're administrative subdivisions of the country.

And here's the thing: They are totally heckin' different from each other! For instance, New York:

Looks TOTALLY DIFFERENT from Kansas:

And they both look TOTALLY different from California!

So before you make fun of an American for not knowing where tiny third-world countries like "Check Republic" or "South Korea" are, maybe think about how much we have to learn about the unique regional differences in our OWN country. Maybe you should think about AMERICA more.