"Hey! You found my secret lair!"

So yeah, this is my blog. Call me Derryberry. Basically I just blog about whatever. Feel free to ask me questions and I'll answer them as soon as my writers come up with a clever response.

[radiofreederry]

[allgremlinyaps]

[eusexuanal]

Settles down on your dashboard gingerly and with a big heaving sigh

[browsethestacksofficial]

Detectives

Art by Ahmed Raafat

Batman, Columbo, Benoit Blanc, Batman And Hercule Poirot

[jessebloom]

i hate when top wildlife predators are just lil babies teeny tiny babies

[ashyfurz]

[bat-demon]

. that is a serial killer

[shower-thoughts-last-responder]

[3liza]

i dont think KNow Your Meme gets enough credit for how seriously they archive information. i use them as a historical research source constantly. i personally have never found any false information on their site, im sure they make mistakes and i just havent personally seen any because i havent happened to be well-versed in the particular event where the error was made, but the format of their research is extremely citation-heavy. this has been especially true of how they link to tumblr posts that originated memes etc. no one else is keeping track of this information in this way

[uinferno]

[candyredterezii]

You there, tumblrina, what day is it?

[vampireopossum]

[candyredterezii]

Then I haven’t missed it!

[girlballs-archive]

how the hell is hiding in my bathroom going to keep the driveway clear

[girlballs-archive]

[beardedmrbean]

[r0zeclawz]

sick post i just found online. sorry i couldnt find the source

[r0zeclawz]

if this gets more notes than the memedaddy repost it would be really funny actually

[gorps]

[rhapsody-tomoe]

Too good to be left in the tags

[viciousmeme]

Old, but still relevant

[sylestial]

[carygrantsbeard]

I’m starting a collection

[bumblebeebats]

Just saw an ad for fucking Kellog's cornflakes wherein a shirtless blindfolded man tied to a bed is like "Wait.. are you... eating??" and it pans across the bed to reveal that his partner is, indeed, too distracted to have sex with him bc she is chowing down on corn flakes. Now I've been caught up in wondering whether:

a) John Harvey Kellog would despise this ad; the mere proximity of bondage-play to his brand name and beloved anti-porn flakes is unforgivable

b) John Harvey Kellog would enjoy this ad, because it shows a young woman forsaking the temptations of the flesh in favour of eating a wholesome and nourishing bowl of cornflakes

Cast your vote

A - that crunchy old man is rolling in his grave

B - it's literally demonstrating the flakes' intended purpose

C - what in the goddamn hell are you people talking about

Voting ended onOct 10, 2024

[bumblebeebats]

"Are you sure you want to post this without tags?" What, pray tell, tumblr, would I add to this post to help it reach its 'intended audience.' #cornflakes #bondage

[gaytanic-panic]

[burgersaucee]

Always feeling bad for the Woodsman on my rewatches

[whyenn-reader]

normalise saying ''what the fuck is wrong with you'' to mean people