[papasmoke]

I just CANT shut up baby!!!!!!! I’m absolutely FULL of STUPID and simply MUST share it with the world!!!!!!!!!!!!

[squiddleward-deactivated2019060]

what the fuck

[popokko-deactivated20210315]

me: women are scrutinized over every aspect of their being and are taught from birth to be self conscious about their face, their eyes, their nose, their lips, the way they sound, the way they laugh, how they do their hair, how they do their makeup, what their body looks like, what they wear, what they don’t wear, how they greet you, how they celebrate, how they eat….

man who is very intelligent: well movies created by men about their own male power fantasies expect me to have abs. it goes both ways

[sadhoc]

bastard’s degree

[sadhoc]

bastard of sciences

[sitcomlesbian]

my ‘third eye’ is just my pussy and.. shes open

[creamynut]

That’s pink eye babe

[neopuff]

now that ive had my identity stolen i feel like a Real Adult

[neopuff]

did i forget to mention it was my boss from claires and sallys that did this. the police called her and she played dumb for a minute before confessing. so at least i dont have to fight it lol

[impulse-goblin]

“Got my identity stolen at Claire’s” is something you’d expect from a shitpost and yet

[neopuff]

[catasters]

[teuer]

[misspiggy]

listening to the beach boys is like

[lesbian-toddhoward]

"yeah... it would be nice..."

[keanureevesimagines]

[slavery]

My uncle said in prison the guards tuck you in at night and the warden kisses you

[hotvampireadjacent]

is this true?

[slavery]

Yeah on the lips

[itchycoil]

You’re a random nobody

Me to a newborn baby

[peakyangels-archive]

im typing this from my ps4

[peakyangels-archive]

[parappasuggestions]

why are you on tumblr stupid bitch idiot play parappa remastered

[parappasuggestions]

killed this fucking goofester

[unclefather]

[triffids]

[lymphonodge]

0 for 2, Herman

[gobbo69]

idiot

[theglowpt2-deactivated20200101]

oh to be gay and unhinged 

[bingokill]

in a lighthouse?

[theglowpt2-deactivated20200101]

yeah in a lighthouse

[heavensickness]

Do you ever think about your mutuals (even the ones you don’t know) during the day like “the swedish taurus girl had an exam today, I hope it went well”