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don't xD me you son of a bitch

[theclassicsreader]

[theweirdwideweb]

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

Doubles for military wives

[trainthief]

Men will spend 25% of their day thinking about how they could American sniper their way out of the zombie apocalypse no problem and then they’ll walk into the bathroom and miss the toilet from half a foot away

[whitepeopletwitter]

[cheekbonered]

the other night i tried to make a curry and i got chilli burns all over my face, so i thought to myself ‘hang on, doesn’t milk soothe chilli burns? it does’ and i couldn’t google because i couldn’t see so i just had to blindly feel my way to the fridge and pour out a bowl of milk, and then plant my face in the bowl of milk, anyway at that point the rice cooker went off and triggered a power surge which turned my electricity off, which i didn’t notice at first because i had my face in a bowl of milk and when i did emerge from the dairy prison i thought i had gone blind with chilli burns. so no i don’t really cook much.

[guessed-starred-deactivated2025]

[sniperscopes]

[fillingupthecityskies-deactivat]

[brucefromfamilyguy]

me to god

[ripe]

[hangtimemillionaire]

unrestrained summer fun

[escapekit]

Passport Photo Series London-based visual artist Max Siedentopf recruited a cast of friends and strangers to sit for passport photos. Above the shoulders the participants are straight-faced and rigid, yet below they are balancing full wine glasses along their arms, taped to a wall, or even on fire.

[anxietyproblem]

[stability]

[outofcontextbonappetit]

[goatperson]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[slayerbuffy]

[neko-gifs]

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[catchymemes]

[on-va--voir]