Dear man at the gym in oh so thin gray sweatpants whose underwear line and bulge I can see from 40 ft away: please don’t stop and please can I swallow every drop?
he was back today in the same outfit. Now I know that he's cut, wears briefs, and one of his low-hanging balls hangs lower than the other. we made eye contact a few times but I am positive this man is straight. sigh.



















