Kind of cool. Or something

Snake here. I'm surrounded by colourful cartoon characters and to be honest I don't have the slightest clue as to why I'm here. {snake rp blog for smashinginsubspace}

[snakesvengeance]

“What is a ‘pee-pee’? I heard it was something called a me-me... I dunno. I don’t understand these trends nowadays.”

[andysummer]

-

"You little nipple, I’ll have you know that Mewtwo and I are good friends, and I’m concerned for their safety!"

[demonicsword]

“They asked me to pet their leg, and I did. Is that a problem, or would you rather settle this a DIFFERENT way?”

[andysummer]

"…Sure, let’s settle it in a different way. I’m gonna get my meat shield-" Captain Falcon then proceeded to leave the room. Off he goes

[snakesvengeance]

"-PUT ME DOWN YOU WEASEL!" And in walked Captain Falcon, carrying Snake in front of him.

[arwingavian-blog]

"I didn’t know Fox was such a… tea fanatic."

[snakesvengeance]

"He knows his stuff, tea's some good shit."

[snakesvengeance]

クール豆 ((THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE COOL BEAN IN JAPANESE BUT IT TRANSLATES A LIL BIT OFF))

"What the fuck, I don’t speak weeb"

[psiloveomega-blog-blog]

"That’s the point."

[snakesvengeance]

[snakesvengeance]

クール豆 ((THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE COOL BEAN IN JAPANESE BUT IT TRANSLATES A LIL BIT OFF))

"What the fuck, I don't speak weeb"

[snakesvengeance]

"Who the hell lies about their name, of all things?"

"Why is it any of your business? My real name isn’t important."

[arwingavian-blog]

"It’s just fuckin’ stupid. Who cares about your real name? Why hide it?"

[snakesvengeance]

"It's not that I HIDE it, it's that most of the time people don't bother to ask." Snake kind of shrugged casually.

[snakesvengeance]

"Who the hell lies about their name, of all things?"

"Why is it any of your business? My real name isn't important."

[vulcanjab-deactivated20160130]

Listen, I checked your phone, I know you have a daily routine of trying to kick me in the dick, and it's not going to happen. Not today. I've hidden to a place you can't find me. So, fuck you.

Just try an’ stop me!

[snakesvengeance]

"Then find my secret hiding place! Hahaha!"

[snakesvengeance]

[OPEN RP] Welcome to hell! Welcome to hell! Welcome to

[greatclobberingking-deactivated]

"Hello son."

"It is time to begin our daily training regiment."

[snakesvengeance]

"Of course, father."

[snakesvengeance]

[OPEN RP] Welcome to hell! Welcome to hell! Welcome to

The sun has barely peaked upon the horizon, and an alarm goes off. There is a strange shadow of what appears to be a cocoon hanging from the ceiling, next to three empty beds. The cocoon slowly begins to crack open, limbs punching and kicking the remainder of it. A regular man emerges from the cocoon, wearing nothing but boxers and a wife-beater.

"Good morning, everyone. I hope nobody has stolen my dark chocolates." He announces loudly.

[snakesvengeance]

"Don’t touch the dark chocolate in the kitchen. That’s all mine and quite frankly I spent too much money on it, so don’t touch it. That is all."

[sterlingskills]

"Um, I’d like to prevent further trouble later and admit now that I already had a bit of it. I didn’t know it was yours. Sorry, Snake…"

[snakesvengeance]

"At least you admitted now, so you're fine. How much?"

[snakesvengeance]

"Don't touch the dark chocolate in the kitchen. That's all mine and quite frankly I spent too much money on it, so don't touch it. That is all."

[greatclobberingking-deactivated]

ho ho ho...?

[greatclobberingking-deactivated]

-

"You’re talkin’ to a reputably violent monarch with a loyal army and a hammer fitted with a rocket engine."

"Piece it together."

[arwingavian-blog]

"That’s… an incredibly dangerous place to put a rocket engine. Y’could probably kill y’self with it in there.”

[snakesvengeance]

"I think given how sparingly he uses the rocket itself he'll be fine. Also please do not shove any of my explosives up anyone's rectums, thank you. That'd be really bloody and also we are not on the battlefield"

[snakesvengeance]

Have you considered shaving?

No. I like it better this way.

[greatclobberingking-deactivated]

ho ho ho...?

[arwingavian-blog]

"Pff, nice outfit, Santa Clods."

[greatclobberingking-deactivated]

"Want some coal shoved up your ass, boy?"

[snakesvengeance]

"Don't shove a dinosaur up someone's ass. Please. There are children here"

[vulcanjab-deactivated20160130]

-

"Alright, you guys have fun arguing like the old married couple you are, I got things I gotta attend to unpacking into this wonderful room full of dumbasses."

[snakesvengeance]

"Why would I ever want to marry someone like this guy? Just think about it for a second. He’s a douche."

[restingaboardthewolfen-blog-blog]

"Oh, and you’re a charming prize, aren’t you?”

[snakesvengeance]

"More so than you are."

[snakesvengeance]

-

Snake just cynically rolled his eyes and got up, dusting his hands off. “Yeah, sure. Keep feeding your own ego.”

[restingaboardthewolfen-blog-blog]

"Actually, I was more focused on drowning yours than feeding mine, my friend."

[vulcanjab-deactivated20160130]

"Alright, you guys have fun arguing like the old married couple you are, I got things I gotta attend to unpacking into this wonderful room full of dumbasses."

[snakesvengeance]

"Why would I ever want to marry someone like this guy? Just think about it for a second. He's a douche."