This Is Where The Scientists Did Experiments On Me

When this grey world crumbles like a cake, I'll be hanging from the hope That I'll never see that recipe again! Liesi ✦18✦ ♒ xe/xem/xyr

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gritty liesi

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last night i made a genuine, concerted effort to put a copy of george orwell’s animal farm up my ass

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i wrapped up the paperback as tight as i could, put a condom over it, coated it in lube and tried my very best to put it inside my asshole while my girlfriend and her wife watched

look, when you lose at clue there are consequences

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[slimetony]

I wear a bulletproof vest when I blog in case somebody shoots me. I’ll just brush off the bullet and get back to posting.

[boberta]

what if they shoot you somewhere other than your torso

[slimetony]

If some knucklehead tries that I’ll write a callout post about it when I get back from the hospital. See how they like that.

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[tsar-of-navaria]

Re-ask a leader of a Micronation anything

I’m Tsar of Navaria, a micronation based on Cossack culture and a modern Monarchy. Ask me anything

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Pee Your Pants You Feckless Little Monarch

[tsar-of-navaria]

That’s not a question also that’s not very nice.

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Please

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Please

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Please Respond You Little Fool

[tsar-of-navaria]

Why should I you’re not very civil

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Ok Ok … RASPECTFULLY… Please Just Pee Your Pants

[lake-erie]

coffee drinker: would u like a cup of coffee? me: no thanks,  coffee drinker: oh you don’t drink coffee? me: well, i- coffee drinker: i can’t get enough of the stuff. i am always itchin’ for me next fix. i love a nice hot cup of joe, i even drink it black as well. the stronger the coffee the more i enjoy it. i consume more cups daily of it than most people, which is how much i enjoy coffee 

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im the coffee drinker

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duel

[splendidland]

no sport is as hedonistic as golf, a game designed around the existance of acres of nothing but grass that has to be meticulously regulated. the players get enjoyment knowing land is wasted for the sake of their Ball Putt Game. and they don’t just let anyone fuck the holes, either.

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