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Hullo~!~ My name's Patty! Nice to meet you hahaha~! Oooooh? You're not symmetrical? Ahaha! Kiddo-kun won't like you! RP Blog for Tranche de Vie! Dorm 8, Class 2-H

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by ちま

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[Misadventures of Patty]

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Was she an idiot? Climbing up the walls like that. Stairs worked perfectly find in any and all situations. Unless they were collapsed. But that really wasn’t of any issue to Lina, seeing as she’d find a way around it easily enough. The pounding on the walls had really been kind of loud.

And yet this kid continued. As if there was nothing wrong with what she was doing. Something Lina did all the time, mind you, but seemed strangely irritating when someone else did. Probably why a few people couldn’t stand her. That’s irrelevant right now, though.

“Stairs exist, you know.” So do doors. And locks. It wouldn’t be all that surprising if this kid’s window was locked. Hell, it’d make perfect sense, seeing as that was a room no one currently lived in. Unless of course she managed to break the window in from that height, it would be hard to get into the room, wouldn’t it?

Nothing was more tempting right now than to grab this girl’s leg and pull her to where she fell onto the ground. But she managed to contain herself. Somehow.

Oh. Was this girl annoyed with Patty? Whoops looks like Patty didn't notice at all. She was too busy having fun climbing the wall, but she wasn't rude enough to ignore her. In fact, Patty let go of one hand so she could stare down at the girl and have a proper conversation. Well, as proper as Patty gets that is.

The blonde ceased her adventure for a moment, thinking about what the girl said. Oh wait, right. Patty couldn't find the stairs that's why she was in this situation. Patty began to laugh, smiling brightly at the strange redhead.

"Couldn't find them!" She pouted briefly then reverted back to her cheerful mood. "Climbings more fun!"

She glanced up the wall, trying to map out how long it'd take her to climb up. If she kept talking to this weird girl she'd never reach her room! Well, assuming it was even her room. If it wasn't, sucks to be that person because Patty was moving in! Wait-- maybe this girl knew where to go. "How far up is dorm 8 miss~?" 

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“Pretend you didn’t see anything Patty-san… Please…”

He would not have her mind tainted. Yes he still thought she was kind of innocent, despite that prior outburst of murderous intent. But that was just a bit of rage. It wasn’t like she made a habit of wearing provocative dresses and flirting with guys for whatever reason or anything right? Hahahaha. That would not be like her at all.

"..."

She wondered why he said that. Okay, well, maybe it was obvious why he told her that, but it was hard to forget things just like that. But.. He did say pretend. Patty liked to play pretend! Used to be one of her favourite games as a kid when something was bad or she was bored.

"Weeeeeeeeeeeeeell.. Okay~!" She tilted her head, smiling up at Zen. "I saw no naked people today!~ Not a one!" Actually it was probably best she pretended not to see it. Kiddo would have a fit if he knew about it.

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Contemplating her words momentarily, going as far as narrowing his eyes her direction. He huffed, shaking his head. “Dah Dah!”

Instead he reached into a glass he got his hands onto somehow. He took a few cubes of ice, returning his death glare towards Patty. Tiny arm raised, set for the offensive!

Then threw the cubes at Gary’s face, aiming to smack him on the nose.

"You put on clothes Mister!"

"You don't want everyone to see your no no place do you?! Baaaaaaaaaaad baby!" Patty really is not the person who should be lecturing a baby. Or anyone for that matter. She will just eventually snap and scare the poor kid!

.. Though she did giggle when she saw the ice cubes hit the other boy in the face oops. It was quite comical to her.

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“Well I suppose I should go out and see if anything normal is happening.”

>People stripping everywhere.

“…”

And then he grabbed Patty and walked off.

"Everyone's being all naked Zen~"

Patty pouted a bit. "This game's weiiiiird! I don't wanna play..." Obviously is now with Zenkichi and walking away from the others, not really sure what to think of all the half dressed people she saw today.

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Too bad for Patty..

This baby was born playing this game.

DAAAAAAAH BU!

Problem?

"No! Put on clothes! Bad!"

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"You're all so weiiiiird~! Showing your special places!"

Patty does not approve this game.

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Needs... Friendship... LOL

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“Oh! Hm…” Well, there was a problem with that. Yamamoto wasn’t usually the one to carry the toy guns, the Kid and Lambo usually did. Unfortunately, neither of them were there at the moment, so that made things difficult. “Hahaha! Well, I guess we can always play another game? Or maybe you can tell me about your mafia family?” She’s… Kiddo’s gun? Did that mean she helped make guns for the Kid? “Wow! So you know the Kid then?” She must know Vongola too! Maybe she even heard of him?

Ninja… Now that would be a fun game too! He’d always wanted to be one! Though a mafioso was definitely one of the funnest roles he’d ever gotten to play. “Nah… Its just a katana. Its made especially for the Shigure Soen Ryu style that my pops showed me!” The only other thing he had on him that could possibly pass as a weapon was his bat… Maybe even his baseball. “Does Patty know how to use any other weapon?”

"Aww... When Liz shows up we can play Mafia then hehe~! Liz and Kiddo are my family! We used to track down bad people and kill them for Shinigami-sama!"

She wasn't really sure what he meant by that. Did he mean Liz and Kiddo? Or just Liz? They weren't exactly a mafia, but her and Liz used to be 'bad people', so did that count? "You know Kiddo too?! Woaaaaah! Cool!" Yeah no Patty he's talking about someone else.

Well, he wasn't a ninja, but it sounded pretty cool to her. Maybe he was ninja like still because she didn't know anyone else who uses katana's. "Shi..Gure so-en Ryu? That sounds cool haha! I wanna see~!" Once more, she didn't know what that meant. It must have been foreign because she'd never seen that in Brooklyn. Upon hearing his question, she curled her hands into a ball and took a stance. "Fist fighting! Never used another weapon other than Liz!"

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“Haha, well as long as we’re killing zombies that’s fine then.”

Well crisis averted he supposed. In retrospect she wasn’t exactly like Shiranui. Shiranui at least was in full control of her little violent outbursts. That and she tried her best not to show them around Zenkichi.

“Well then let’s see if we can find a place to play then. I’d offer to take you to my dorm, but someone might mistake me for a sexual predator. Hahaha.”

"Let's kill zombies haha~! Let's go let's go!"

And now she's completely forgotten what they were talking about before hand. She was just focused on the fact she got to shoot zombies! She'd rather shoot a real gun, but a controller would be okay with her.

Patty grabbed onto his hand childishly and began to pull him along with her. She was excited about playing the games so she wanted to get right to it! Just wanted to make sure Zenkichi knew which way she ran off to rather than just darting off without a word. 

"Huuuuuh? People are weird! Zen is good! Not a perv~ OH! Arcades? Are there arcades? We could play there haha!"

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…. Wait. What was that? What was that thing that just happened? Where did Patty’s sweet and innocent voice go? What is with this overwhelming feeling of bloodlust? It was like she was a.. a… A psychopath!

She really was just like Shiranui. Which is why Zenkichi is oddly not freaking out about this revelation. Instead he merely gave her a small bop on the nose and huffed.

“No neck snapping during school hours, Patty-san. Besides, if you want to play we can play something together. No need to indulge any violent tendencies when we can play video games instead right?”

Zenkichi the pacifist ladies and gentlemen.

Patty's expression went blank for a moment, not really registering what he just did. To her dismay, Patty doesn't really notice when her mood changes like that. It just kind of happens from time to time when she's frustrated.

Within a short minute or two, her cheerful expression was brought back upon the mention of video games. Patty loved video games. Her and Black*Star used to play back home, but well, he wasn't here so this was fantastic for her.

"Video games! Let's go kill zombies hahaha~!"

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Needs... Friendship... LOL

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“Haha, sure! They’ll be high-tech, realistic guns! The effects are so good though you can’t even tell they’re toys.” Because Yamamoto assumed everything in this “game” was a toy… despite being shot at before. Since he dodged most of it, he never thought differently. “Is that the weapon you use in the mafia? I use a sword!” She was definitely a part of it, after all.

"Hehe~! Can I borrow one?~ My gun's not here yet~!"

Meaning her sister Liz of course. Real guns, fake guns, it didn't matter to her. She just assumed that they were going on some sort of mission in the 'game'. The blonde wondered who she'd get to shoot or what the goal of the game was. So exciting! "Uh huh~ I'm Kiddo's gun! Eh? Sword? Like a ninja sword?"

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Needs... Friendship... LOL

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“Ahaha~! Let’s play a game! Let’s play a game~!”

“Hahaha! Really?! What kind of game should we play? O-oh, do you play the mafia game maybe?” People that actually wanted to play with him… it was unheard of! The panty-raiding game was definitely out though!

"Mafia game? Do I get to play guns?" Patty had never heard of it. She liked all kinds of games though and this one sounded like fun! Unfortunately, when Patty says play guns, she really means, does she get to play with real guns.

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Needs... Friendship... LOL

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W-wants to play a game…

"Ahaha~! Let's play a game! Let's play a game~!"

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“P-PLAY?! One of them has a steamroller! A STEAMROLLER! I’m not about to let you put yourself in danger Patty-san!”

Yes there was pretty much no way he was going to let her get into a brawl with anyone. Heck he doubted she could even hold her own against them THEY HAD A STEAMROLLER! This was probably just her childish personality taking over and making herself to look like a hero or whatever. Americans loved superheroes.

"Ahaha~! No danger Zen! I'll be fine! Let's play! Let's fight! Let's snap their necks~!"

With her last statement, the tone of Patty's voice changed quite dramatically. It went dark, almost demonic sounding which was quite unusual for her, at least in this school it would be. Normally Patty kept that to herself, but she was itching to challenge whoever was threatening her friend. 

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“PLAYING A GAME?! I’M SAVING YOUR  DAMN LIFE! THESE PEOPLE ARE INSANE!”

Completely distraught at how dangerous and absolutely abnormal this school is. Well, at the very least Patty was normal. A poor, normal girl he needed to protect!

"Eh?... I can fight Zen haha~! I wanna play!"

She clapped her hands together, smiling. This was still a game in her mind and insane people only made it more fun for her! If they were really trying to hurt him or her, well, she'd do something about that.

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And then Zenkichi hoisted Patty over his shoulder and ran away.

CRAZY PEOPLE. MUST SAVE INNOCENT AMERICAN GIRL.

Completely unphased by the sudden action.

"Zen? Are we playing a game?"