greasy snip snap

i just can't control my immense hatred of a fictional character 

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Snape is actually the one that started the Snape hate train

are you implying something?

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Snape only covers his mouth when he wears face masks

man.

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Snape bullied my sister into moving multiple states away

i would move multiple states away to get away from him too

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I'm a Slytherin and I got my period the other day and I asked Snape to give me pads and he gave me those useless mini pads. A monster, I tell you.

he gave you these

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Snape is Logang for life and he sings ITS EVERYDAY BRO whenever he’s brewing poison

horrifying

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Snape payed for my college tuition in full so that I would be put under immense pressure to earn perfect grades. He kidnaps my family when I get a B. I’m scared.

you are in my prayers

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snep is the CEO of collegeboard

he proctors every single ap exam through your webcam

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snape broke into the emergency pantry and opened all my canned peaches. what’m i supposed to do with all these peaches. there are so many h

watch out anon, they’re poisoned

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Snape hops genres just so he can torment kids in dystopian YAs and historical fiction and horse girl books.

he is simultaneously president snow, jeanine matthews, and the evil vampires in twilight

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Snape stood a foot behind me in the grocery line, clearly ignoring the "6 feet apart" stickers on the floor.

this account, pandemic edition

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Snape went on my computer started the windows update, and then shut my computer when it said not to shut it.

9th layer of hell for him

[snapehater]

snape had a cat asleep on his lap, and got up purely to wake it up

evil

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Snape forgot to flush the toilet after he had a shet

why are all of these the same thing

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Snape tripped me, caused me to break my ankle, and didn’t even say sorry. Beach.

quite rude innit

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Snip snap took a phat greasy doodoo in my bathroom and didn’t flush. His name is Filch

no

[snapehater]

Snape coochie

no

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snape lured me into his wine cellar and left me to die bricked up in a hole in the wall

for the love of god, montresor