⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀wilder stared at him with a baffled yet slightly offended look on his face . " i am hurt that you would even think that i would lie about getting attacked by a polar bear . " his cast pressed to his chest as he let out an overdramatic scoff . " and it is not an embarrassing story it is one of courage and bravery . that polar bear could and come terrorized everyone in the world if it wasn't for me fighting it off . " he shrugged , leaning back in his chair . " falling off of a horse in an attempt to impress a girl then and then have her yell at you nonstop is embarrassing ... fighting off a massive polar bear isn't . "
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀wilder stared at her with a blank expression on his face , eyes blinking with barely any thought behind them . he did not think this far a head at all . " um ..... " he paused , his gaze drifting upwards in hopes an answer would pop up out of thin air . " the woods ... y'know outside with the trees and stuff . " he nodded seeming completely satisfied with his answer , but his eyebrows were raised in confusion as a new one was posed . " who would want to claim being related to a dog ?? that's just weird . " a quiet laugh escaped his lips before his attention drifted towards the newly signed cast . a pearly white grin spread across his face . " so you're telling me i can officially say a smoking hot cheerleader signed my cast after my near death hor- bear attack ?? " he causally shrugged his shoulders . " yeah that ' s a totally better story . the bear one is still top tier , but this is like bonus content . collector ' s edition kind of stuff . wanna kiss it for some extra points ?? or me ?? either way is totally fine with me . "
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀" i bet you're wondering how i got into this situation . " wilder asked the person sitting next to him as he waved his cast around like a badge of honor ; a huge grin plastered on his face . " well , if you must know i totally didn't fall of a horse . i actually fought off a wild polar bear in the woods with my bare bear hands . get it ?? " he paused , just long enough to laugh at his own joke . " and before you ask yes i did win , you may sign it and yes it is totally glow in the dark . "
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀'wilder ' s brows knitted together in confusion as he stared at her attempting to process the sentence . " whoa , hold on my drama ?? " he asked , a over dramatic scoff escaping his lips . " rude . i didn't even do anything . " despite that , a lazily grin could be seen forming his lips as he tips back in his chair. " you say that like i'm not super easy to take care of . i'll have you know for at the low low price of some fries and a single compliment i can behave for at least twenty minutes . if that aint easy i don't know what is . " he paused for a second . like he was seriously thinking about it before quickly adding . " actually now it's two . infatuation and what not . "
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀amari did not take too kindly to being called out so abruptly like that . here she was minding her on business , simply glancing at the list of people who were far too eager to embarrass themselves on stage when all of a sudden she was getting roped into something she clearly had no plans on getting into . " excuse me ?? " she asked , honestly wanting to make sure that she heard the other right . " do i look like someone who would ever participate in something as foolish as karaoke ?? "
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀" oh come onnnnnnn dude . " wilder wrapped his arm around the stranger ' s shoulder , a pout plastered onto his face . " it could be so much fun ! don't tell me you're a chicken . "
[ stephen kalyn , 26, cis-male, he/him ] - was that WILDER LAWSON i saw around town today? i heard that the POUGE works as a WAITER and has been in town for TEN YEARS. they have a reputation of being CHARMING & BEMUSED and people in town usually associate them with random tattoos drawn onto his body from late nights he can’t remember , a devious smile that could always get him out of trouble, a beat up leather jacket. can’t wait to see them at the next game!
basic information :
name: wilder lawson
age: 26
pronouns: he/him
occupation: waiter
gender: cis male
sexuality: heterosexual
social class: pouge
brief backstory & headcanons :
wilder was born august 19th , 2000 in los angles , california . at the age of 16 , his parents his parents had gotten into an accident that had caused their life and forced him to move to dallas , tx to live with his grandmother who was the only relative he had left . she didn't have much , but she worked hard to give him every chance she could in order for him to succeed in life . she was strict , but caring and patient as well especially when he first moved here and he was stuck in a rut that only losing parents could do to a child . it took him a while , but eventually the pain of not having them around became easier and easier for him to bear and his true sillyboy nature came out.
( a more summarized backstory will be up soon ! )
he's a bit of a party animal , loves to have a good time . never is one to pass on a night out . huge on crashing events hosted by the kooks and thanks to his connections as a waiter he has gotten snuck into a few of them.
the mans has one braincell . literally his head is so hollow and there is no thought behind that man's eyes . even with a brain the size of a toddler's fist , he still manages to somehow be way too overconfident and talk about himself a little too much . thinks he is the shit even when he trips on air . least he has a pretty face , which he does indeed use to charm his way into the beds of women.
when he isn't working , wilder streams on twitch to make a little extra money on the side . he isn't popular by any means , but he gets a little something that he uses to help his grandmother so she doesn't have to work as much as she does . that's his homegurl right there . besties for lifers .
has a pet dog name scooter booter pooter ( yes name inspired lida beeta buta butt ) . he is cute little pup that he had found on the side of the road after wondering home late last night after a night out with some of his co - workers .
( more headcanons to be added soon ! )
wanted connections :
friends , hookups ( past and present ) , co workers , childhood friends ... honestly everything and anything we can brainstorm up i want .
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