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tell them, king
Frozen Arrows Installation by Glenn Kaino
It’s so cute watching people interact with art, creating new art.
This comment sums it up completely!
the butterfly doesnt even have to be saved next question
I'm not british but "daft cunt" is such a funny insult but I couldn't say it without sounding like one myself
It's a shame they aren't making music anymore
“The old magic persists thanks to it’s unfathomable power.”
No, the old magic persists because the new magic can’t run the legacy spells I need to do my job, and keeps trying to install spirits I don’t want or need onto my orb.
Look, if the new magic didn't have a personality construct that kept trying to tell me which spells to use, maybe I wouldn't still be using the old magic.
Yes it had a deep blood cost, but at least it was a one time sacrifice and not this monthly bloodletting nonsense new age magic has
The old magic is robust enough to survive a decade of use and it's compatible with every wand, staff, scroll, and charm in our collection.
The new magic stops working after three days and every spell uses proprietary runes.
Our preferences, as an archiving institution, should be pretty clear.
You try to get guidance for the new magic and the king's sorcerers maybe will answer you in a few days with an unhelpful suggestion to buy the newest orb.
You need guidance for the old magic and a dozen retired middle-aged wizards will pop up to explain it to you rune by rune if necessary.
It's spring now which means the kids in my city have started drawing hopscotches on the sidewalk and as a rule I do every hopscotch I see because 1. Use it or lose it (ability to scotch) and 2. If a child got down on the hardscrabble streets of Boston Massachusetts to draw a scotch the least I can do is use it, but in doing the hopscotches, I've learned that about 50% of them are the typical 8-10 step scotch and the other 50% are. Somewhat avant-garde. And of course I'm not vetting the entire scotch before I start it so sometimes it's like haha 8 steps woo! Childlike whimsy! And sometimes they're 20 steps or 30 or they've got a section with three squares instead of two where you have to do a little Charleston to step on all three, or, memorably, FORTY one foot squares. A full BLOCK of jumping on one foot but I'm no quitter so once I've started Jigsaw Junior's fuckin hopscotch gauntlet I'm there til the end just a daily pot smoker in her thirties jumping kasa-obake style through an affluent suburb while some little proto-kennedy watches from his bedroom window rubbing his sadistic little third grade hands together and cackling. It's amazing. I love spring.
ok but what if like. werewolves transform under the full moon but theres just this one and by day hes a big tough guy and then when he transforms hes a tiny dog. just fucking. just fucking turns into the tiniest, fluffiest dog
imagine that howling at the moon
Truly a ferocious predator.
And lastly: (He’s the pack leader obviously)
the big wolves are his younger sisters
oh my fucking god it got better
🎶Lycan with a cute form! Puppy power!🎵
I need an animated show of this yesterday
bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements
reblog to let people know it's ok to bother you with questions and statements
A reminder that my ask box remains open for all rail-related questions.
And most non-rail-related questions too.
me in 2024: It's not enough to just survive. I want to LIVE
me in 2026: Not driving off the cliff is an act of trying. If you think about it.
My latest Guardian Books cartoon.
they posted a full version lol it’s mr Stacy’s dad for me
This is my new favorite design fail.
Aboriginal Wandjina Art projected onto the Sydney opera House
I guess we're doing necromancy on this damn post so since I've been unceremoniously summoned from the grave, let me share a fun fact about lions: the idea that male lions are lazy and incapable of hunting is a myth! a myth so widespread that I got sick of people repeating it in the notes of this post and turned off reblogs!
but now it's back, so to set the record straight, lions and lionesses have different but equally important roles within a pride, which was kind of the whole point of the OP. while lionesses are the primary hunters in a pride, males have the important job of defending the territory and any cubs from rival lions and other threats. but both males and females are capable of performing either of those roles when circumstances require it (male lions can and do hunt for themselves, even once they have a pride of their own, and female lions have been known to take on a "male" role in some prides). a lion that can't feed itself is not a lion that lives long enough to ever have a pride.
the moral of this post was never "haha men are useless and stupid" it's "humans, like lions and wolves, are social animals that thrive best with the support of a community/family, and it's ironic that the types of people with the most individualistic/isolated approaches to life have chosen other highly social animals to represent how they see themselves."
thanks for coming to my TED talk, captive audience.
Come to think of it, "lone wolf" should really refer to a paradoxical being.
it bothers me that you often don't really hear about people having a "favorite album" the way they might have a favorite movie or favorite video game
fuck it. reblog this and tell me in the tags what your favorite album is