chaos. i am chaos. @snarkandsarcasmftw - Tumblr Blog

classycookiexo

capricorn-born

Oddly specific. Got a deposit for 6,837 today

#<- this song is an entire mood rn #-> uh oh ashes is a whore again.#Spotify

emilianadarling

people who discover a fic and leave a comment on every chapter as they read it are the unsung heroes of our era.

yoooo so random thought but like... color me curious, who do y'all ship my 5'3 of breathing chaos self with? idk why I'm asking beyond curiosity, but hey..

#<- ashes feels chatty?#--- can even be wrestling despite me basically being on the fringe with the fandom as of late.#ignore.txt <- because i wanna know but at the same time am kinda scared.

wtfzodiacsigns

#<- fuck me do i wish some irl people i know would L E A R N this already #like... i just need loooots of space #if we just saw each other then please wait 3 to 10 business days before contacting me again for a hangout.#its called a social battery and it takes so little to drain mine.#<- this is aimed at someone I know that is NOT online btw #-> you all are lovely please talk to me as much and as often as you want.#<- it's just certain people IRL who have consistently ignored this about me for years that has me so T I R E D

internetgremlin-writes

IMPORTANT: TUMBLR & FANFICTION

Alright kids, listen up because @staff have pulled off a corker of a hot mess and have decided to add "Community Labels". I guess they've decided we can't be trusted to add our own warnings and people can't make sensible choices with what they engage with.

But why does it matter to me?

Tumblr have made labels AN OPT IN SITUATION which means every single blog here is automatically set to hide any triggering content

If you want to continue to be able to access and read fanfiction PLEASE go into your settings and click "show" on at least the "Mature" and "Sexual Themes" labels!!

ALSO IOS USERS: there's an extra fun "Hide additional content" bit just to really try and block us from any hopes of success. Make sure you opt out of that too otherwise I think content will be blocked on the mobile app!

Attached to this post are screenshots from my settings so you guys know what to look for. I could only find it on my desktop settings and not on the mobile app (for now at least)qq

valkyrie418

Heads up fellow fanfic enjoyers... new updates may hide the content from your fav fix authors!

sheslikealostflower

MOX ON TOTAL DIVAS ◆ pt. 18

#<- am i thinking i'd lay under him on that surfboard right now?#mayhaps #anyway #ashes is thirsty...again #i may not be /in/ the fandom as much anymore but damn it certain men still have my heart -and whatever else they want.

adampage

Hangman Page Birthday Week

➳ Day Ten: Dream Match

Moxley said it’s Beer O'Clock, fellers!!!

adampage

BITCH HELLO

#<- ashes has no shame. ashes will let both of these mens do whatever they like to her.

girlology

mutuals what’s ur sign and how often do u cry im doing research.. for example im a capricorn and i probably cry 3 times a year

#<- scorpio #and i only really cry when really really bad shit happens or I'm really fuckin pissed off or just having a real bad day so..#maaaybe 10 times a year or less it all depends.#i must say though i cried a lot more this year.#losing my grandma really hit where it hurt.#my mom's deterioriating health doesn't help

mothicalspoken

Describe your handwriting without using the words “messy” or neat”

#<- it's all over the place if the paper doesn't have lines.#but it's pretty and loopy and i dot my i with lil shapes when i feel cute

minimalistsource

HOCUS POCUS (1993) Dir: Kenny Ortega

#<- ashes loves spooky season

orange-catsidy

#<- just wanna slide up in there fellas. can't shove each other when you're both kissin on me right?

cutthroat-coquette

If you dream about his hands, it’s because he can’t stop thinking about grabbing you by the throat.

#... oooh.#<- ashes feels called out rn #because guess whomst had a dream about fucking HANDS... on her damn THROAT...

filmgifs

Can love really travel back in time and heal a broken heart? Was it our joined hands that finally lifted Maria’s curse? I’d like to think so. But there are some things I know for certain: always throw spilt salt over your left shoulder, keep rosemary by your garden gate, plant lavender for luck, and fall in love whenever you can. Sandra Bullock as Sally Owens in Practical Magic (1998) dir. Griffin Dunne

#tbh... a recent rewatch of this movie is E X A C T L Y I decided to dye my hair darker again. It's not this dark BUT.. it is giving #the serotonin + sally owens vibes.#i fucking LOVE this movie omfg.