First Snarkanist

Once the Legion fucks off I'm putting that wall back up.

[grandmagictricks]

Aegwyn? More like Aegwiiiiiiine. Slurp that good grape juice mama

[snarkanist]

Elisande more like Elisnore.

[snarkanist]

suramar....

[snarkanist]

*Somehow made her way back to the broken shore on a series of comical adventures that involved a hot air balloon, an chicken, a few Alliance members and a blue painting of Garrosh Hellscream which features a stab through the middle.*

[snarkanist]

*kicks open the courtains of the spire* I am the first arcanist of Suramar and you WILL tell me where the FUCK i am

[eyepatch-mcgee]

*jumps in shock as Thalyssra turns up* Ahhh shit it’s you again! What do you want, another fight?? *looks like he’s ready to punch her again*

[snarkanist]

Not this time you revolting goblin *She slapped his hand with her staff*

[eyepatch-mcgee]

What the fuck?? I’m not a fucking goblin how dare you! *swings his fist at her, trying to punch her in the face*

[snarkanist]

*Continues hitting him with her staff* Don’t touch me you disgusting off colour elf

[eyepatch-mcgee]

*shrieks as he’s hit* WHAT THE FUCK STOP IT!! *tries to fight her off while attempting and failing to avoid her staff*

[snarkanist]

haha! the tables have turned! *she keeps wacking him* where am i!?!?

[snarkanist]

*kicks open the courtains of the spire* I am the first arcanist of Suramar and you WILL tell me where the FUCK i am

[eyepatch-mcgee]

*jumps in shock as Thalyssra turns up* Ahhh shit it’s you again! What do you want, another fight?? *looks like he’s ready to punch her again*

[snarkanist]

Not this time you revolting goblin *She slapped his hand with her staff*

[eyepatch-mcgee]

What the fuck?? I’m not a fucking goblin how dare you! *swings his fist at her, trying to punch her in the face*

[snarkanist]

*Continues hitting him with her staff* Don't touch me you disgusting off colour elf

[snarkanist]

*kicks open the courtains of the spire* I am the first arcanist of Suramar and you WILL tell me where the FUCK i am

[eyepatch-mcgee]

*jumps in shock as Thalyssra turns up* Ahhh shit it’s you again! What do you want, another fight?? *looks like he’s ready to punch her again*

[snarkanist]

Not this time you revolting goblin *She slapped his hand with her staff*

[snarkanist]

*kicks open the courtains of the spire* I am the first arcanist of Suramar and you WILL tell me where the FUCK i am

[snarkanist]

*She brings herself to her feet, finally some semblance of consciousness returning to her.* Now... where am I? *She looks around the place, confused.* An’dora Sharral! *A quick spell protects her from any potential sneak attacks.*

[snarkanist]

…..need…… mana……… so…… thirsty

[grand-magister-rommath]

*had gone out for his lunch break and treads on Thalyssra* Oh my god what the fuck is this a Wretched??

[snarkanist]

*sees a blood elf and by process of elimination decides hes probably as shit as the last one, trying to crawl away fast*

[grand-magister-rommath]

*watches her crawl away* Weird, she’s not attacking me. *he catches up with her and takes a few mana crystals out of his pocket and holds them out to her* Do you want these?

[snarkanist]

*Her nostrils gape open like massive black holes, sniffing the air as she turns and looks at the mana crystals, seemingly pushing all of her strength into leaping onto Rommath, grabbing the crystals out of his hand and then running off with them somewhere into Silvermoon*

[snarkanist]

…..need…… mana……… so…… thirsty

[grand-magister-rommath]

*had gone out for his lunch break and treads on Thalyssra* Oh my god what the fuck is this a Wretched??

[snarkanist]

*sees a blood elf and by process of elimination decides hes probably as shit as the last one, trying to crawl away fast*

[snarkanist]

.....need...... mana......... so...... thirsty

[snarkanist]

*is laying in murder row*

[eyepatch-mcgee]

*is going to get his mid-morning coffee from blood elf Starbucks and manages to trip over Thalyssra, shrieking as he falls* AHHHHHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK

[snarkanist]

*makes a horrible shriek noise and rolls around*

[eyepatch-mcgee]

*pulls himself off the floor and looks around to see what he’s tripped over then shrieks again* AHHH WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!?

[snarkanist]

*Looks at Lor'themar and screams in return because what the fuck is she looking at* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[eyepatch-mcgee]

*screams louder as the thing looks at him and starts screaming and goes to draw his sword but remembers he hasn’t got it with him and just punches Thalyssra in the face instead*

[snarkanist]

*She fucking launches her leg up towards his crotch in retaliation*

[eyepatch-mcgee]

*being kicked in the crotch by a weak nightfallen has absolutely no effect on Lor’themar and he just keeps punching her and screaming*

[snarkanist]

*she teleports to a short distance away*

[snarkanist]

*is laying in murder row*

[eyepatch-mcgee]

*is going to get his mid-morning coffee from blood elf Starbucks and manages to trip over Thalyssra, shrieking as he falls* AHHHHHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK

[snarkanist]

*makes a horrible shriek noise and rolls around*

[eyepatch-mcgee]

*pulls himself off the floor and looks around to see what he’s tripped over then shrieks again* AHHH WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!?

[snarkanist]

*Looks at Lor'themar and screams in return because what the fuck is she looking at* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[eyepatch-mcgee]

*screams louder as the thing looks at him and starts screaming and goes to draw his sword but remembers he hasn’t got it with him and just punches Thalyssra in the face instead*

[snarkanist]

*She fucking launches her leg up towards his crotch in retaliation*

[snarkanist]

*is laying in murder row*

[eyepatch-mcgee]

*is going to get his mid-morning coffee from blood elf Starbucks and manages to trip over Thalyssra, shrieking as he falls* AHHHHHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK

[snarkanist]

*makes a horrible shriek noise and rolls around*

[eyepatch-mcgee]

*pulls himself off the floor and looks around to see what he’s tripped over then shrieks again* AHHH WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!?

[snarkanist]

*Looks at Lor'themar and screams in return because what the fuck is she looking at* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[snarkanist]

*is laying in murder row*

[eyepatch-mcgee]

*is going to get his mid-morning coffee from blood elf Starbucks and manages to trip over Thalyssra, shrieking as he falls* AHHHHHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK

[snarkanist]

*makes a horrible shriek noise and rolls around*

[snarkanist]

*is laying in murder row*

[snarkanist]

*lies unconcious in silvermoon*

[amani-fashionista]

*had chosen now to break into silvermoon* haha this is gonna be so good, all the blood elves are gone tonight and— wait what the shit is this *pokes thalyssra with a stick* 

[snarkanist]

*groans*