Scott, Allison and Eli arrive at Scott's home.
Scott: So, you'll live here now. You know, with the asshole who treated your father like shit and betrayed him and traded his ass to the man whose daughter raped him and murdered his entire family.
Eli, not looking up from his phone: Oh yeah, sure. With you and the zombie Argent (Jesus, not another one). The same Argent that helped slaughter my dad's first pack and almost killed my grandpa. Yeah, no. I won't be sticking around for very long.
Allison: Um...you don't have anybody else.
Eli: It's okay. My other Dad has it under control.
Allison and Scott look at each other: Other Dad???????
The door gets blown off its hinges to reveal an incredibly pissed off Stiles, waving a katana in one hand and an urn in the other.
Stiles: ELIAS JAMES STILINSKI-HALE, WHAT THE FUCK DID I SAY ABOUT LETTING YOUR DAD GET HIS STUPID SELF-SACRIFICING ASS KILLED TO HELP OUT THESE TWO PIECES OF SHIT?
Eli, looking sheepish: I know, but he was being noble.
Stiles: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, I GO ON ONE OUT OF TOWN ASSIGNMENT AND EVERYONE DRINKS THE FUCKING KOOL-AID. GET YOUR SHIT KIDDO WE'RE GOING THE FUCK HOME.
Eli, nodding at the urn: What about Dad?
Stiles, calming down a little: I'll resurrect your father later. Did he do the stupid alpha eyes thing?
Stiles, shaking his head: Did you at least bring the jeep?
Eli, grabbing his things: Yeah. Grandpa still thinks it's a death trap though.
Stiles, taking his bags from him: Well, your Grandpa can kiss my ass if he thinks he's making me get rid of it. Come on, let's get the fuck out of here.
Scott: Wait, you can't just take him. How will the audience know I'm supposed to be the hero?
Stiles, snickering as he ushers Eli out the door: Hate to break it to you buddy, but anyone with half a brain realised you weren't the hero in Season One. Ta ta for now!
Scott and Allison watch out the front door as Stiles herds Eli into the Jeep and gets in the driver's seat. He gives them the finger as he drives off.