Luminous Being

Evan | 20 | pronouns: no fucking clue, but sapphic as hell and masc as hell 90% of the time and what is gender anyway? 🌈❤️🧡🤍💗💜🏳️‍🌈 "Ese viridis non est facile" 💜💚🖤 Master of Hyperfixation and Limerence, M.H.L.

[snarkindustries]

Best thing to come out of Stranger Things 5 is that whenever I'm sad about my ex, I can think "she was just my Tammy" and then I start dying laughing at the absurdity of this show as a distraction

[snarkindustries]

I'm ignoring all of my thoughts and feelings on the finale to simply focus on how in that one epilogue scene my brain was just flashing neon signs reading "RONANCE CANON!!!" "RONANCE CONFIRMED!!!"

[flowergirlmiwa]

you can only reblog this if it's Wednesday December 31 and you're a lesbian. and you like yuri

[snarkindustries]

Can't believe it took me this long to clock this, but can we talk about the fact that Tyler attempts to woo Wednesday by showing her a movie with SOMEONE EXACTLY LIKE ENID AS THE MAIN CHARACTER?!?!?!

[queen-of-hawkins-why-ler]

It’s cool and all if Netflix wants to make Wednesday about female friendship. I just personally think that if they were going to do that, they shouldn’t have made the girls be roommates, given them opposite color palettes and aesthetics, heavily queer-coded one of the girls and included lesbian and bi colors in her clothes, given them a golden retriever and black cat dynamic, directly paralleled them to Gomez and Morticia (the romantic couple of all time), and made both girls have absolutely no chemistry whatsoever with any of their male “love interests.”

[snarkindustries]

I'm not saying wenclair is the blood in my veins and air in my lungs or anything (I am), but wyler posts are the reason I learned how to block tags on tumblr

[snarkindustries]

What annoys me the most about Enid and Bruno's relationship (besides the fact that she's in love with Wednesday lmao) is that he's exactly the kind of person she's supposed to like. I think they probably won't end up together, because if they do it would be terrible storytelling; girl is insecure, doesn't fit in, isn't who her parents want her to be, so she becomes exactly who her parents wanted her to be. My babygirl better have more screen time in part two, because we're running out of time for a good character arc

[girl4music]

What do you mean “won’t end up together?”

They’re already together.

You mean they won’t be endgame?

[snarkindustries]

Yeah, sorry that wasn't super clear lol, I meant "be together at the end"

[snarkindustries]

What annoys me the most about Enid and Bruno's relationship (besides the fact that she's in love with Wednesday lmao) is that he's exactly the kind of person she's supposed to like. I think they probably won't end up together, because if they do it would be terrible storytelling; girl is insecure, doesn't fit in, isn't who her parents want her to be, so she becomes exactly who her parents wanted her to be. My babygirl better have more screen time in part two, because we're running out of time for a good character arc

[snarkindustries]

If I haven't seen Wednesday Addams and Sinclair kiss by 7am EST on September 3rd, imma throw hands. And by that I mean go into a deep depressive spiral fueled by the ruins of my faith in humanity until it's restored by the power of fanfiction 🙃

[snarkindustries]

WDYM I GET OFF WORK FOR MY BREAK AND THE ARCHIVE IS DOWN FOR MAINTENANCE?!?!?!?! WHERE AM I SUPPOSED TO GET THE WILL TO LIVE FOR MY NEXT SHIFT?!?!?!?! 😭😭😭😭😭

[snarkindustries]

I'm having a bit of a dilemma; I can't stop thinking about writing an Agatha All Along/Walking Dead crossover, but I can't decide whether Agatha or Rio would be based (loosely) on Rick and Michonne respectively, because aesthetically I see Rio for Michonne and Agatha for Rick, but personality wise, it makes so much sense for Rio to be a cop with a god complex and Agatha to be a badass loner who lost her son.. but also vice versa, kind of. If Agatha was more of a Rick stand in, Nicky could be alive, but I'd lose the tragic backstory. This is driving me crazy, cause honestly either one would work and be really good

[snarkindustries]

Is she evil? Or do people just hate to see a woman succeed in a male dominated field (being a murderous psychopath)?

[princessjackets]

the yellowjackets fandom is so intelligent and always coming up with the most heartwrenching theories and yet we cant come up with good ship names??? like parkinglot is the only one i can think of. come ON guys lets get to work!!

[snarkindustries]

I was literally just thinking this!!! I finally got around to watching Yellowjackets, so naturally the first thing I do is look up Jackie/Shauna fics only to find out the main ship name is literally jackieshauna smh. My current thoughts are something like slaughtercaptain or butchercaptain

[princessjackets]

omg frostbite is one if my favs but something that involves captain would be so good. butcherprincess maybe even

[snarkindustries]

Butcherprincess would be so cool! Frostbite might be my favorite too, ngl... I really like the idea of something that involves "butcher", but as soon as I saw frostbite it kind of stuck, and once I start subconsciously referring to a ship a certain way there's no going back lol. Now how to get the rest of the fandom to catch on...

[princessjackets]

the yellowjackets fandom is so intelligent and always coming up with the most heartwrenching theories and yet we cant come up with good ship names??? like parkinglot is the only one i can think of. come ON guys lets get to work!!

[snarkindustries]

I was literally just thinking this!!! I finally got around to watching Yellowjackets, so naturally the first thing I do is look up Jackie/Shauna fics only to find out the main ship name is literally jackieshauna smh. My current thoughts are something like slaughtercaptain or butchercaptain

[snarkindustries]

One of my favorite things about the Great Gatsby is that there's a doomed bi4bi subplot and one of them is the narrator

[snarkindustries]

am I just stoned, or does the trunpet puppet from the sound of music kinda look like joe locke?

[snarkindustries]

Ao3 wrapped!!! Can you tell what I've spent every spare moment doing since September 18th lol

(it says 2022, but it's for 2024)