i am iron man

tony stark. iron man. genius. everything you've ever wanted to be in a metal suit.

[rpmernes-blog]

bad idea starters.

❛on a scale of one to ten… how illegal do you think doing this is?❜

❛okay, but, consider this: i don’t care. i’m gonna do it.❜

❛there are certain moments where i consider you someone with brilliant ideas and a good future. this is not one of those moments.❜

❛how hard is it to do a wheelie on a motorcycle? how many feet can you go, doing a wheelie, without crashing?❜

❛it’s three in the morning and i’m bored and you’re the only one awake. let’s break into a gas station store.❜

❛WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT FILL UP A “SUPER BIG GULP” CUP WITH 5 HOUR ENERGY AND CHUG THE WHOLE THING. MY HEART HAS EITHER STOPPED COMPLETELY OR IS BEATING SO FAST THAT I CAN’T FEEL MY OWN PULSE.❜

❛is it a bad idea to use mountain dew instead of milk in your cereal?❜

❛i heard if you suck up enough helium, your voice starts to sound really squeaky… wanna go buy some balloons?❜

❛can you cook bacon with a hair straightener? asking for a friend.❜

❛yes, i did beat him up and i will not apologize.❜

❛complaining helps the situation, like, not at all.❜

❛sooooo, i kind of adopted a puppy.❜

[memes-for-the-rper]

Not-doing-too-good sentence starters

“Whoa, are you okay?”

“You took that hit pretty hard…”

“Don’t stand up yet.”

“That definitely looks broken…”

“Walk it off.”

“How are you feeling?”

“When was the last time you slept?”

“You look like shit.”

“Have you been eating enough?”

“Here, let me help you.”

“Why are you limping?”

“You’re really pale…”

“Did you just go throw up?”

“Why aren’t you eating?”

“______? You’re bleeding…really bad.”

“That looks infected.”

“Why didn’t you tell me earlier?!”

“I told you you’d get sick.”

“How many fingers am I holding up?”

“Wake up–you were hyperventilating, are you okay?”

“It was just a dream, you’re alright.”

“Look at me–you’re safe.”

“Take a deep breath.”

“Are you bleeding?!”

“How’d you get a bruise like that?”

“What happened?”

“Let me help you!”

“Can you hear me?”

“You hit your head pretty hard.”

“Don’t move.”

“I know it hurts, I’m sorry.”

“Breathe.”

[snarkysnarkstark]

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[wingheadshellhead]

goddamn enOUGH with this trend of people believing that tony doesn’t own up to his mistakes and take accountability. stop using headcanons and personal interpretations to color what is canon and what isn’t. age of ultron tells us that the twins were 7 were they died, meaning that the use of stark weapons in their parents’ deaths was just under 20 years ago. tony found out about gulmira and the illegal arms dealing of his company with the ten rings in 2008. this was 7 years ago. whatever happened in sokovia preceded afghanistan and gulmira. that’s just simple maths for you. it wasn’t until afghanistan that tony had his eyes opened. and what did he do? he tore down his company, risked his life and was nearly murdered so he could have the chance to change stark industries, to fix his past mistakes and to ensure he his company would never produce weapons again.

when tony says “this was never my life” in aou after pietro points to the illegally obtained black market missiles he has literally been fighting for the past decade of his life to make up for his mistakes and his ignorance of stark industries’ illegal dealings. he has never willingly or intentionally sold illegal weapons to arms dealers or terrorists or people that used these weapons for the sole purpose of fear tactics and murder. the moment he stood up before the world press and shut down SI’s weapons manufacturing effectively immediately, the man who was responsible for illegal arms dealing at stark industries attempted to have him killed. and before that, had him kidnapped and held for torture.

ignorance ≠ innocence and his hands are by no means clean. those are his mistakes to carry with him and to remember but when his eyes were opened tony stark saw. and he saw a future where he didn’t build things blew people up, a future where he and his company could do better and more for the world and the people living in it then just creating death and destruction. i am sick and fucking tired of meta posts and the hoards of people ignoring the entirety of canon that is tony stark doing everything humanly possible to stop his weapons from hurting innocent people again. since iron man 1, he has thrown himself into clean energy and sustainability, into medical technology and development, into every facet of innovation and pushing the boundaries of what humankind can achieve with their minds, into donning on an iron suit he built with his bare hands to save people, into outfitting his team with the best possible protection and gear he can create so they can stay safe whilst also saving people.

tony stark is not perfect nor infallible. his is human. his past is marked by those mistakes, but it is NOT a fucking supervillain origin story. he is a character that demonstrates the ability to make mistakes and learn from them, to atone, to fix what he fucked up. if that’s somehow too unbelievable, if being allowed to change and evolve from your former self is something you find too cynical to accept that’s on you. what kind of world would it be if all of the worst mistakes we ever made were held against us for the rest of our lives in spite of any and all attempts to atone. because that’s how it is for tony stark. and despite the numbers of people telling him he can’t and waiting for him to fail, he picks himself back up, he owns up to the mistake and builds anew from the ground up. and continues to risk his life all the time, just a human with a brilliant mind and metal suit, protecting and saving people to make up for his past bit by bit.

he fights for the world and the future he believes the world deserves and wouldn’t hesitate to sacrifice everything he has for it. and even though so many people, fictional or otherwise, will never be able to see him as anything other than his mistakes, tony stark is a hero and an avenger and a good man.

[ninetyninemangoes]

Agreed to all of this.

I would also like to add that Wanda has yet to take any responsibility for messing with Tony’s head which lead to the creation of Ultron. Her outrage at Tony’s so-called treatment of her  - you know, giving her a home and accepting her to into the avengers and then trying to protect her from yet another of her massive fuck-ups - stinks of entitlement, lack of accountability and self-righteousness. Wanda is the personification of why the Accords were put in place to start with.

[tiredoffandombullshit]

Lets play Deadpool vs Tony Stark

Deadpool: brings a teenager with superpowers to help him in a fight

Tumblr: DEADPOOL!!. I love the interactions between negasonic teenage warhead and deadpool. Omg so cute. *billions of fanart*

Tony Stark: Literally does the same thing when his friends abandon him. Sends him home as soon as he sees a probability that he’d get hurt.

Tumblr: tony stark is a villian ™. I can’t believe he used peter as a child soldier :) :)

[snarkysnarkstark]

"Will there be anything else, Mr. Stark?"

“You know now that you mention it a mojito would be great, Ms. Potts.”

[snarkysnarkstark]

@agenths

[snarkysnarkstark]

                                                                                       i am iron man

[robertdowneyjrfanfacts]

Robert Downey Jr’s acting Tony Stark breaks my heart.

[snackhour]

If I didn’t offer, don’t grab. 

[dchanberry]

I really loved the mentorship dynamic between these two in the movie, I just had to draw Tony with his spider son. XD

[elysean]

«Tony Stark isn’t a perfect hero. Maybe that’s the point, too.» — based on this post, by goddamnhella

[snarkysnarkstark]

When Tony was a child, people used to comment on how his father looked like Walt Disney, and after a while, Tony convinced himself that it was true. While it may sound ridiculous, the young boy was trying to find an excuse for Howard, for why he was never there for his son. If he was out there making other children happy, who was Tony to take that away from them? If he was out there making other people smile, Tony could understand why he was never there for him, because the lives of millions of children were more important than one insignificant, selfish boy. He held onto this thought as long as he could, but he eventually had to face the fact that there were no other children, just a selfish drunkard who thought his son was unworthy of his time.

[theavengers]

[snarkysnarkstark]

God, I miss this blog.

[morgestern]

[primaverainanticipo]