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Send me '✍' and I will draw your muse horribly on MSPaint

-----gross elf lovesies his hair too much look at it ugh.

#regnumverus #huehuehuehueheuheue #[[mspaint meme

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Send me '✍' and I will draw your muse horribly on MSPaint

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#leavenowandnevercomeback #sUCH BEAUTY #[[mspaint meme

leavenowandnevercomeback

*sCREAMS*

OMG OMG HI I MISSED YOU SO MUCH! I JUST ASDFGHDFGH!

sneakingliar

*scREAMS BACK AT U AND CRADLES UR FACE*

#leavenowandnevercomeback #[[both ic and ooc yes #yES PERFECT]]

daemondelectationis

Send me '✍' and I will draw your muse horribly on MSPaint

#prompts #ʘ‿ʘ

Guess who's back. Back again. Actually I'll be back after work but hello. Wiping drafts/asks/etc and will be tossing out fun/cracky things soon.

#out of riddles #[[shit i need a new theme too

#out of riddles #[[what the balls is this i log on to see this fuckery]]#[[it this yaHOO TRYING TO GET THEIR SEARCH ENGINE IN HERE?]]#[[N O.]]

actuallynotgay

“—What? What? No. No, no. Your, uhm, teeth— your teeth are fine..!”

sneakingliar

"---good. We like our teeths just how they are. What does it want, precious, what does it want?!"

#actuallynotgay #we dont know if we likes it #why does it stare if it says it is fine?#it is bEING RUDE TO US #PRECIOUS OH WE DONT LIKE THAT #nobody likes queue

xheavensgates-deactivated201403

She frowns, resting her chin in her hands as she examined him further, attempting to remain subtle about it. “This isn’t a trick,” she said gently. “I’m attempting to be nice.”

sneakingliar

He wrinkled his nose, looking at the other with disbelief. "We get no nice. We get none. We only get tricks and foul things, cruel means we do. No nice."

#xheavensgates #nice it says trying to be nice?#we think that a filthy lie #more stinking liars precious what will we do with them #nobody likes queue

iilios

“—‐Apologies. What manner of creature are you? I have never seen one such as yourself.”

sneakingliar

"---that is because we are us. There is no others like us. Why does it ask what we are? Does it not have peepers? Peepers that it stares at us with?"

#astrumregalis #we think its blind or dumb #likely dumb precious #a skull full of nothing and eyes that don't see #we would not be very surprised #not one bit precious not at all #nobody likes queue

friendlessdetective

He’s about to ask again, getting annoyed and slightly worried—-

But he pulls himself together. Being annoyed is going to do nothing but it harder to find the speaker. The echoes of the speech passed quickly, but if Sherlock get the stranger to speak again, he could find some sort of source.

He closes his eyes, unconsciously putting his hands on his temples. He needs to filter other things out, c o n c e n t r a t e …

”You can’t be no one. You exist, you are someone.”

sneakingliar

"---someones? We are someones. We are from where it's cold and dark, where voices lost and silence wins. We are no one, no one until it sees us, and by then for many we are the end--oh yes we are~"

#friendlessdetective #oh listen to it #asking about things #toy with it precious toy with it #murmur and whisper things to make it lost #like how we do with anything that finds us before we wring its neck #nobody likes queue

thehighclassbadass-deactivated2

"That one? Good choice" Able smiled kindly, and though the other was rather horrifying, Able kept his judgments to himself, moving to swiftly slice the entire leg off as requested, hands fast from years of practice "There you are then" A gentle nod was the only other reply to that, and he got to work butchering the rest, wanting to be done so nothing spoiled.

sneakingliar

"Oh we thanks it! Thanks it kindly we do, oh yes." His grabby hands reached for the slaughtered piece, and he began the process of tugging it near him, wide eyes roaving over what was his appreciatively. "Such kindness, oh we thanks it muchly."

#redsnipertroublewalking #we wonders if we follows it back #we find where it stays #and kills it and takes it for our own #oh we'd like that yes #nobody likes queue

ashebreaks-a

" — - awesome… ….

The hell are you, pal?”

sneakingliar

"---we are us, Gollum we are! Why does it ask? Why does it wants to know?"

#ashebreaks #curious stinky things #asking so many questions we dont know if we like #all asking what #precious that is the wrong question #nobody likes queue

maethor-od-eryn-lasgalen

"I offered to help you find food and you scream at me as though I stuck a knife in your belly. How do you expect me to react?" The promise of discipline is passive as he speaks, a wrinkle of spite quickly kissing his bridge as he lowers the weapon. "Do not mark me for the actions of my kin who have wronged you previously. I am not them and they are not me."

sneakingliar

"----we knows it. It looks like one of them, acts like them it does, it would stick us the moment it could, we can see, we can tell."

#warriorofmirkwood #we trusts none of it #not one bit #better to be wary my dear #better to be looking out for rude and cruel things #if we was soft it would kill us right away it would #others have tried #nobody likes queue

irumino-deactivated20161231

Sweet Jesus, what the hell is that? Oh my god it’s moving, it’s talking, it’s—

"You— don’t move." Blade out, eyes narrowed, Iruka moved cautiously.

sneakingliar

"---RUDE, IT IS RUDE PRECIOUS, POINTING NASTY SHARPS AT US."

#irukas #wE DO NOT LIKES IT #DO NOT LIKES THE SHARP AND CRUEL THINGS #we needs to get away my dear needs to find a way to leave we do #nobody likes queue

fearlessfirebender

Zuko tilted his head a tad. What.. is that? He arched an eyebrow. “..Share what exactly?”

sneakingliar

"Our fish. We caughts it. We share it not with it, it didn't help----even if it did we would give it none."

#fearlessfirebender #thinks it can have some of our fish #no not at all precious this is all for us #only us #nobody likes queue

jeyneofthecrag-deactivated20150

❝ What…?

I mean sorry, I didn’t mean to bother you.

—-I’ve just lost my way, and I have no idea where I am. ❞

sneakingliar

"---lost? Lost it says? Oh we find lots of lost ones don't we precious. More to eat for us then~"

#jeyneofthecrag #this one is bigs though #very bigs we could eat for so long #save it and nibble at it #precious we will make sure it stays lost #nobody likes queue

guardianofthemountains-deactiva

Someone or something has snuck into the dragoness’ territory. It was not a man, nor a elf, not even a hobbit. She had no idea who or what the scent belonged to, but she was curious to find out.

sneakingliar

"---A BIG LIZARD PRECIOUS WE DONT LIKE THOSE no not one bit. Quiet we must be quiet."

#guardianofthemountains #OH NO WE DONT LIKE THOSE AT ALL #nasty big things #little lizards we can eat #nobody likes queue

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