joinking my peanits

sorry i have to go my mom is actually standing outside with a gun

[im-tired-404]

[rat-r0mance]

trans ppl will see these mfs and explode into a million pieces

[hopper-puter-bug]

[only-cat-memes]

Your daily dose of cat memes

[iceghosto]

A quick summary of the last 16 months

[toothwormfactory]

[ID: Digital fanart of Barbie facing forward and smiling with her right hand reached out. She is dressed in a cardigan over a collared shirt, pink tie with gold stripes, and skirt with her hair blowing to the side. Sketchy pink eyes surround her and cast a pink glow onto her. The title “Barbie in the Magnus Archives” is written on the bottom. End ID]

I kinda want to draw the barbiestortion now.... maybe the barboneturner too...

[late-to-the-magnus-archives]

Eye? No.

Spiral for her.

She keeps making you doubt just what her job was, just what she looked like, just what her boyfriend was five minutes ago.

Did he have an earring? Did he not?

Was there a little sister, or did you dream it?

Could she really be an astrophysicist? Or is she truly an English school teacher?

Her body is strange - inhumanly smooth, elongated, unnaturally long proportions with sharply pointed hands and feet.

Who is she? How old is she? What does she do with her time?

You'll never be sure.

Barbie is the Distortion, and her door, when she has one, is bubblegum pink.

EDIT for all the comments: sure, could be Stranger - except that then, you wouldn't remember any of her former selves. :D You wouldn't know what they were, or what to call them.

Stranger: no one is anything they don't pretend to be, and you don't remember things like the word "hand."

Spiral: you remember... and doubt it all.

[professorboba-deactivated202305]

A good audio drama needs either a pathetic man named Martin, a chaotic thieving man named Douglas, or both

[brucebocchi]

[funnytwittertweets]

[theythemthighs]

[bonitonachito]

[pewdiepieburglar]

Visit Original Link

@lohboh

[janewexler]

no fucking way

[whysosirris]

[coolbeansmachine-deactivated202]

@busbug

[silversold-deactivated20181030]

someone: have you seen breaking bad?

me, remembering this video: yeah it was amazing

[sebdoesnothing]

She saw her moment and got glossed up for it

[sneakyarachnids]

guys who was going to tell me that Breaking Bad is the most gut wretchingly tragic piece of modern cinema. I went into this thinking it was going to be silly and badass and now there is a gaping hole in my chest. I am in so much fucjing pain

[epilepticsaints]