the last sexy person in america

22 | they/them.

[kittenslurpingmilk-deactivated2]

[butt-berry]

Like if you think he should be allowed a sausage

[naamahdarling]

[homunculus-argument]

Autism is some monkey's paw sort of shit, you've got the power to give people the most devastating rip-your-scalp-off level insults that will haunt them for life, with a completely straight face, but the catch is that you don't do it on purpose and also have no idea that you're doing it at all before people get mad at you for no apparent reason again.

[littledeadling]

✶ Well-wyrm ✶

[sassking-trevor]

My friend with a weird yet harmless kink: I have this weird yet harmless kink

Me, a loving and supportive friend that doesn’t judge them for their weird yet harmless kink:

[howlerbat]

I see a lot of devil's minion edits with "what were the first words of the ancient vampire to the future love of his life?" but no one ever mentions this scene

Louis talks about meeting his human lover decades after they last saw each other and Daniel asks this. I said oh, I'm sure

[fairycosmos]

person who genuinely hates themselves so much they can barely look anyone in the eye: i must remain humble lest my hideous ego spiral out of control

[screenshotsofdespair]

[byjove]

This is going to sound so stupid but as someone from a subtropical area, I struggle to fathom the climate of Britain. I’ve been doing a lot of research on the climate of southern Wales. What do you mean the temperature is usually between 34°f and 66°f? The record low is only -9.9°f and the record high is 98°f? I’m from a place where it is usually between 30° f and 90°f, the record low is -34°f and the record high is 110°f. My brain cannot comprehend the idea of a place that isn’t freezing in the winter and sweltering in the summer. No life threatening temperature seesaw? No tornadoes? No hail?

[andthepeople]

grace gets the hiccups for the first time and rocky's like. godddddd what now. when does it end.

[stillarriving]

build a fire and see if i die

[slunch]

[lilyblisslys]

me with the. When she. When her. When the she her me

[mollyjames]

[johnnycrass]

suckingham phallus

[teamaspar]

rpf is fine and ethical its being personally attracted to an athlete thats reprehensible

[googleimagefinds]

image found while on google images ©

[willabee]

pov you are watching jeopardy with willabee