the last sexy person in america

22 | they/them.

[kittenslurpingmilk-deactivated2]

[senatortedcruz]

Something terrible is happening to this sensitive white boy

[senatortedcruz]

Something terrible is happening to this sensitive white boy

[what-even-is-thiss]

I decided to start a Minecraft forever world and somehow lucked out and got cherry blossoms, savannah, and grasslands all next to each other with an icy mountain off in the distance and a village nearby. I never get spawns this good.

[mysortofstar]

does anyone actually think talking about the weather is bad small talk. i love talking about the weather. i would talk about the weather with my closest friend and im going to talk about it with YOU 🫵

[starlingheart]

a Very Important Purchase

[starlingheart]

Mice! With occupations!

[kaylmao]

this strategically placed landmine will allow me to easily dominate the dance dance revolution competition

[shittysawtraps]

can i be a big hater about something unrelated for a second

[shittysawtraps]

ok awesome

so i have finished a psychological thriller novel, and have begun the process of doing research so i can prepare to query agents. now, my novel has some pretty intense triggers in it, so i am aware it’s a bit of a hard sell– that being said, many agents have a “do not send me your novel if it has these things” list, so that’s what I’m looking for so i don’t accidentally trigger someone.

so i’m going down this list, and i find this agent. their “do not send me” list includes the following: non-consent/sexual violence, age gaps, teacher/student relationships, stalkers, cheating, everyone dies at the end, miscarriage/pregnancy, and abuse masked as love.

okay, cool! everyone has different tolerances for stuff, and it’s perfectly reasonable to not want to be involved with a story that has stuff you’re uncomfortable with. not the agent for me, but good on them for defining their boundaries.

but then i scroll back up and they’re requesting for gothic horror.

excuse me?????????

gothic horror without pregnancy or miscarriage? gothic horror without cheating? without stalking? gothic horror without major character deaths? GOTHIC HORROR WITHOUT ABUSE BEING FRAMED AS LOVE AND THE INTERROGATION OF THAT DYNAMIC?????

HEY CAN I GET A GOTHIC HORROR WITH NOTHING???

THAT’S JUST A STORY ABOUT A BIG HOUSE

[sergal]

everyone shut da fuck up this is the only thing that matters

[kittydealer]

u/Medical_Marketing865

[piniatafullofblood]

@kittybroker

[kittybroker]

Take a refreshing sip with the delicious drink duo, now for only $5.85 a set!

[butt-berry]

Like if you think he should be allowed a sausage

[naamahdarling]

[homunculus-argument]

Autism is some monkey's paw sort of shit, you've got the power to give people the most devastating rip-your-scalp-off level insults that will haunt them for life, with a completely straight face, but the catch is that you don't do it on purpose and also have no idea that you're doing it at all before people get mad at you for no apparent reason again.

[littledeadling]

✶ Well-wyrm ✶

[sassking-trevor]

My friend with a weird yet harmless kink: I have this weird yet harmless kink

Me, a loving and supportive friend that doesn’t judge them for their weird yet harmless kink:

[howlerbat]

I see a lot of devil's minion edits with "what were the first words of the ancient vampire to the future love of his life?" but no one ever mentions this scene

Louis talks about meeting his human lover decades after they last saw each other and Daniel asks this. I said oh, I'm sure

[fairycosmos]

person who genuinely hates themselves so much they can barely look anyone in the eye: i must remain humble lest my hideous ego spiral out of control

[screenshotsofdespair]