Foxy Moron

I’m so evil and skanky... and I think I’m kinda gay. Australian | 28 | She/ Her Message me at your own risk.

[sneakydeadbeat]

having a big girl job sucks. i want to be drunk and crying in the change room.

[centrumlumina]

olympics opening ceremony highlights:

lady gaga ostrichsona reveal

cancan't

blood streamers

bibliotheque a trois

national dress under cheap plastic ponchos

letting the rain ruin a perfectly good grand piano

minions for some reason???

world's wettest voguing

flying river horse for 128 years

[sneakydeadbeat]

I love skateboarding but I do not think it should be an Olympic sport. Skateboarding is for vibing.

[sneakydeadbeat]

I be on teams like it’s MSN just yapping away with my friends

[shawn-meets-world]

[sneakydeadbeat]

All that work Travis Kelce did to make women like watching football and that Butker dude ruined it

[sneakydeadbeat]

guy across from me on the train is reading the bible and i am listening to vampire porn

[sneakydeadbeat]

god i miss working my fake stripper job where i could just take weeks off at a time when i was in a bad way emotionally

now people rely on my presence and i hate it

[sneakydeadbeat]

do you ever read the 1 star reviews of a book you hated and feel like you’re gossiping at a book club

[toastyyrye]

Good Omens + text posts

[elbetunutursun-deactivated20260]

[sandmandaddy69]

[horny-plushy]

woah, attention! give me more it makes me horny

[sneakydeadbeat]

biting is like kissing except there’s a winner

[paverics]

i think it’s so so funny that madelaine petsch got the role of cheryl blossom, shot the pilot then immediately called the guy in charge and said “you know what actually? i believe in my heart that cheryl is a lesbian. you need to trust me. she isn’t interested in men. she’s a lesbian” and everyone just kinda said yeah ok sure

[paverics]

justice for madelaine petsch, naya rivera, maya hawke and all the other actors who burst into the writers room one day and said “thanks for the job and that, but you’re doing it wrong. my character is a lesbian. i feel it in my bones when i am her. if you make her kiss a man, i am going to quit and then burn this entire place to the ground”

[sneakydeadbeat]

we should really be better at providing young people safe spaces to have sex

[aglayankahkahaa]