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every now and then, I stumble upon an actual nazi account who's not even trying to hide it on this site and then I quickly remember that @staff for some reason has made reporting users and things incredibly unbearable and annoying for whatever reason.

also did I never hear back about most reports.

#hellsite

liberalsarecool

She called it.

Unqualified Republican appointments and GOP 3pstein capitalism have abysmal consequences.

liberalsarecool

👍🏻

welcometocapitalism

can the walking mummy just fucking die already for fucks sake

liberalsarecool

Police constantly use lethal force over a misdemeanor. Racism is their judge and jury.

#ExtremePrejudice

rockabillywife

(Out of deodorant voice) maybe we should all be more accepting of the smells our bodies naturally produce

ghost-of-eros

yes, we actually should.

of course, this includes showering. at some point, body smell turns into odor, too.

but there is absolutely 0 actual reason to be covered in perfumes and deodorants all the time.

don't buy the lie that you'd be unlikeable if you don't constantly smell like "sweet summer strawberry garden with a touch of vanilla" or "heavy metal flamethrower dungeon". it's all made up.

shower regularly, keep some hygiene, and you'll be totally fine. if someone tells you otherwise, then they're subject to that particular lie i was referring to.

depsidase

liberalsarecool

'Voter fraud' and 'election fraud' are so obviously Republican projections. MAGA/GOP cheating and conniving are manifest. #SAVEAct

bowlby4

liberalsarecool

By MAGA logic, Mamdani is patriotic.

whosname

[id. A twitter post by @/Bennieeexyz Jury duty letter came addressed to my cat. Not a mistake. "Felix Martinez" - that's his full name according to his vet records. My last name. His first name. Somehow he's a registered voter now. Called the county clerk. Me: My cat got summoned for jury duty. Clerk: Is the name correct on the summons? Me: Yes, but he's a cat. Clerk: Is Felix Martinez a legal resident of this county? Me: He's a legal cat. Clerk: Sir, if the name matches our records, he needs to appear or file an exemption. Me: He can't file anything. He has paws. Clerk: You can file on his behalf. Me: Under what exemption? There's no box for "is a cat." Clerk: (pause) Check "unable to serve due to medical reasons." Me: What's the medical reason? Clerk: He's a cat. Me: That's not a medical condition. Clerk: It is if it prevents him from serving. Sent in the form. Got rejected two weeks later. "Insufficient documentation. Please provide medical professional's statement." Took the letter to my vet. Me: I need you to write that my cat can't do jury duty. Vet: Why is your cat summoned for jury duty? Me: Excellent question. No good answer. Vet: This is the weirdest request I've gotten. Me: Can you just write that he's medically unfit to serve? Vet: On what grounds? Me: He's a cat. Vet: (started typing) "Patient is unable to serve due to species-related limitations including inability to speak, read, or comprehend legal proceedings." Me: Perfect. Sent it in. Got another rejection. "Summons is mandatory. Failure to appear will result in contempt of court." My roommate thought this was hilarious. Roommate: Felix is going to jail. Me: This is serious. Roommate: Bring him to court. See what happens. Decided that was actually the only option left. Day of jury duty, put Felix in his carrier. Brought the entire paper trail of rejection letters. Checked in at the courthouse. Clerk: Name? Me: Felix Martinez. Clerk: (looked at the cat carrier) Is that Felix? Me: Yes. Clerk: (long stare) He's a cat. Me: I've been saying that for six weeks. Clerk: Why didn't you file an exemption? Me: I filed three. All rejected. Showed her the letters. She read through them, expression shifting from confusion to disbelief. Clerk: Someone rejected the veterinary documentation? Me: Twice. Clerk: (called her supervisor over) You need to see this. Supervisor read everything. Looked at Felix. Looked at me. Supervisor: How did a cat get registered to vote? Me: You tell me. Supervisor: This is a data error. Me: Took you six weeks to figure that out. They dismissed Felix immediately. Apologized for the inconvenience. Supervisor: We'll remove him from the voter registry. Me: Appreciate it. Supervisor: (pause) Out of curiosity, how would he have voted? Me: Probably whatever party supports universal treats. Got a formal apology letter a week later and a voter registration card. For me this time. Apparently I wasn't registered, but my cat was. Roommate: Felix committed voter fraud. Me: Felix committed nothing. He's innocent. Roommate: That's what they all say. Felix is sleeping on the jury summons now. Fitting end to his legal career. end id]