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@snecromancer
giant leopard.
[he grinned.]
yeah, seems like i’m an anomaly around here.
no worries, man.
i’m kinda used to people bein… like.
surprised or whatever when they see me.
“How fascinating! It makes me wonder what other kinds of creatures are out there in this tangled web of worlds. If it’s any consolation I haven’t seen another one of my kind since I’ve arrived here.“
@vexxcore Liked for a starter.
“Wow! I’ve never seen a creature like you before! I think I once saw a moth that resembles your wing pattern in one of my books before. It was a giant... something. Never mind, i’m sorry for rambling.“
[Starter call! Uncapped for now, but they’ll be smaller.]
@ravenpawn Liked for a starter.
“A library!!“ Rose gasped out in surprise. It’s only been a day and she’s already managed to find this ward. That had to be some kind of superpower. But she didn’t know if this was an exclusive building or not. You never know if the people here are up to the same petty crap as the demons back home. And she was too nervous to just walk in and ask. The girl looked from side to side for anyone around that would know the rules here. There! Another girl who seemed to be around her age. “Excuse me!” She asked out suddenly. “Do you know if this library is public? or do we need to pay for a membership first?”
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The Lady of The Amaranth had also been appreciating the verdant area. While she hadn’t spotted any of her namesake, it was still a welcome sight. Meraki was no nature goddess but such things were quite beautiful on both the aesthetic and spiritual level for her. So caught up was she in the moment that it took until what would’ve been too late if the other was dangerous to notice her. She definitely needed to dust off her more mundane skills of observation.
“That is quite alright, I’m just taking it all in.” She responds gently, an awed hush still evident in her tone as she continues to look around, eventually sparing the girl a look. Well, at least this one made it obvious there was more to them, as a quick glance goes to the tail. “If I’m not mistaken, you were also?” The deity’s smile is invitingly friendly.
Rose managed to give the woman a small smile that she hoped came off as friendly. At least the woman didn’t seem to mind her presence here but that didn’t stop Rose’s nerves from flaring up. She couldn’t shake the feeling that she was disturbing her, and this woman was just being kind. “Y-Yeah! I haven’t seen a garden quite like this since I got here, it looks so much like mine.“ Her tail had snaked around to one of the daisy that were dancing in the breeze. The blade like finger toying gently with it’s delicate petals.
SEND “BEEP” FOR A RANDOM TEXT FROM MY MUSE.
I’ll randomly generate a number between 1-29 for one of the following:
A funny text
A sad text
A scared text
A late night text
An excited text
A taunting text
An angry text
A frustrated text
A concerned text
A loving text
A confession via text
An accidental text
A wrong number text
A text that wasn’t sent
A text for help
A helpful text
A comforting text
A drunk text
A bad idea text
A rude text
A long text
A one word text
A text asking for advice
A final text
A flirty text
A hyper text
A weird text
A sarcastic text
A heartbreaking text
send me a heart to learn something about my muse!
❤: does my muse consider themselves a romantic?
♡: how does my muse act, consciously and/or subconsciously, around people they are romantically interested in?
❥: what is my muse's ideal date?
ღ: how does my muse feel about displays of affection in public and/or in private?
💕: how does my muse express their feelings? do they do through small but meaningful gestures, or through bold declarations?
💘: how does my muse act/react when they first realize that they had a crush on somebody?
💝: what would my muse consider a "perfect gift"?
💓: how does my muse feel about physical intimacy?
💌: how would my muse go about confessing to someone they liked? would they do it indirectly or directly, or maybe not at all?
💟: what are three traits that my muse looks for in a partner?
💙: how would my muse handle seeing their object of affection falling in love with someone else?
💚: how does my muse feel about love? about falling in love? about being in love?
💜: how long might it take for my muse to say "i love you" for the first time?
💛: does my muse believe in love-at-first-sight? in soulmates? in fate?
🛌
character flaws meme;;
🛌my muse’s biggest nightmare
“My biggest nightmare huh? I don’t really have nightmares often, but when I do it’s always the same one.I wake up back in my old bed in Alabaster, in it i’m all alone as the head of the company. Just like my parents always wanted.“
“It really doesn’t sound like much when I say it out loud like that. But i guess I’m just really scared that one day I’ll wake up to be the same bitter, jaded person my parents are and have driven away everyone I care about.“
character flaws meme;;
Flaws. We all have them. Even our muses. In fact, they often make for better, more engaging characters. Send a symbol to learn about one of my muse’s weaknesses!
🙊what would my muse say their biggest flaw is
⧱ what really is my muse’s biggest flaw
🤳name three physical imperfections my muse has (birthmarks, gray hairs, muscular definition, etc)
🙈what’s my muse’s biggest blind spot?
🍰what’s my muse’s guilty pleasure?
😰when my muse is stressed, how do they act out?
💚what does my muse get envious over?
🚫what is one thing my muse wouldn’t want someone else to know about them?
🛌my muse’s biggest nightmare
✍️does my muse have a learning disability?
🎒what was my muse’s worst subject in school?
🙅♂️what does my muse feel insecure about?
👾what was my muse’s childhood bogeyman?
🙉what are two things that make my muse uncomfortable in conversation
“ i’m one of the stupidest people to ever walk the earth and i made it up your staircase. ”
Who is this intimidating demon lady and why is she calling herself stupid?Well that won’t do, The girl decided to try an cheer this lady up. Rose put on her best over dramatic voice and placed her hand over her chest in mock surprise
“Oh no, what turn of events! Ye claim to be of little intellect and yet have powered through, with little resistance, my grueling gauntlet of the five steps to stand before me here at my doorway. I've not seen such a feet of ability in many years!
Truly thou must be cut from a finer cloth than thee realizes.“The last part was said with less of a joking tone than the rest of her rambling.
MORE RANDOM BUZZFEED UNSOLVED STARTERS. strong language & dark themes present. change names/pronouns as required.
“ we’re gonna see a thousands ghosts tonight. ”
“ maybe there was something else going on with him. ”
“ i feel like maybe he ate some moldy bread or something. ”
“ that’s what happened to those people in france. ”
“ you gotta be fond of wind. ”
“ you gotta love squeaky shoes. ”
“ down to the vaults we go. ”
“ it’s definitely something. ”
“ we have different ideas of things that are definitely something. ”
“ not even a little bit of concern on his face. ”
“ you’re an idiot. ”
“ i did get spiderwebs in my hair. ”
“ you look ridiculous with that cobweb in your hair. ”
“ you just tasted history. ”
“ i can’t see the top of my head. ”
“ no one can see the top of your head except god. ”
“ the fancy boy stairs. ”
“ we’re fancy boys. ”
“ a couple of american schmucks. ”
“ we’re both dipshits. ”
“ i’m one of the stupidest people to ever walk the earth and i made it up your staircase. ”
“ and he’s even dumber than me. ”
“ yes, i’m dumber than him. ”
“ you son of a bitch. ”
“ it’s a weird one. ”
“ i’m jim on the office and i believe in ghosts. ”
“ that’s a — that’s what heads are. ”
“ we call ourselves hole butts. ”
“ all hail the obelisk. ”
“ this sounds like a nightmare. ”
“ a hundred years before now two royal jackasses sat in this spot, and uh carelessly talked about history. ”
“ you look like you have the biggest i have ever seen. ”
“ this is like a thimble on an apple. ”
“ who chopped a nun’s head off? ”
“ it’s just never a good sign when you give yourself a nickname. ”
“ they really knew how to make spooky doors back then. ”
“ so you’ve resorted to orbs now? ”
“ enjoy that juicy orb. ”
“ i’m gonna enjoy this juicy orb. ”
“ you’ve got orbs in your brain! ”
“ if you’re in here matthew you can go fuck yourself. ”
“ you’ll be happy to know that the boys are gone. ”
“ colchester castle has been conquered by the ghouligans. ”
“ that’s us. we’re the ghouligans. ”
“ i’m into that. ”
“ you’re off the team. ”
“ i am the team. ”
( BOLD ALL THAT APPLY to your muse. Italicize leaning or former. )
[ WEALTH ] $ Financial : wealthy / moderate / poor / in poverty ✚ Medical : fit / moderate / sickly / disabled / disadvantaged / non applicable ✪ Class or Caste : upper / middle / working / servant / street trash / slave / unsure ✔ Education : qualified / unqualified / studying / other ✖ Criminal Record : yes, for major crimes / yes, for minor crimes / no / has committed crimes, but has not been caught yet
[ FAMILY ] ◒ Children : has a child or children / has no children / wants children / verse dependent ◑ Relationship with Family : close with sibling(s) / not close with sibling(s) / has no siblings / sibling(s) is deceased ◔ Affiliation : orphaned / adopted / disowned / raised by birth parents / not applicable
[ TRAITS + TENDENCIES ] ♦ extroverted / introverted / in between ♦ disorganized / organized / in between ♦ close-minded / open-minded / in between ♦ calm / anxious / in between ♦ disagreeable / agreeable / in between ♦ cautious / reckless / in between ♦ patient / impatient / in between ♦ outspoken / reserved / in between ♦ leader / follower / in between ♦ empathetic / unempathetic / in between ♦ optimistic / pessimistic / in between ♦ traditional / modern / in between ♦ hard-working / lazy / in between ♦ cultured / uncultured / in between ♦ loyal / disloyal / in between ♦ faithful / unfaithful / in between
[ BELIEFS ] ★ Faith : monotheist / polytheist / atheist / agnostic / it’s complicated ☆ Belief in Ghosts or Spirits : yes / no / don’t know / don’t care ✮ Belief in an Afterlife : yes / no / don’t know / don’t care ✯ Belief in Reincarnation : yes / no / don’t know / don’t care ❃ Belief in Aliens : yes / no / don’t know / don’t care ❀ Philosophical : yes / no
[ SEXUALITY & ROMANTIC INCLINATION ] ❤ Sexuality : heterosexual / homosexual / bisexual / asexual / pansexual / demisexual ❥ Sex : sex repulsed / sex neutral / sex favorable / naive and clueless ♥ Romance: romance repulsed / romance neutral / romance favorable / naive and clueless ❣ Sexually : adventurous / experienced / naive / inexperienced / curious / inhibited ⚧ Potential Sexual Partners : male / female / agender / other / none / all ⚧ Potential Romantic Partners : male / female / agender / other / none / all
[ ABILITIES ] ☠ Combat Skills : excellent / good / moderate / poor / none ≡ Literacy Skills : excellent / good / moderate / poor / none ✍ Artistic Skills : excellent / good / moderate / poor / none ✂ Technical Skills : excellent / good / moderate / poor / none
[ HABITS ] ☕ Drinking Alcohol : never / sometimes / frequently / to excess ☁ Smoking : trying to quit / never / rarely / sometimes / frequently / to excess ✿ Other Narcotics : never / sometimes / frequently / to excess ✌ Medicinal Drugs : never / sometimes / frequently / to excess ☻ Indulgent Food : never / sometimes / frequently / to excess $ Splurge Spending : never / sometimes / frequently / to excess ♣ Gambling : never / sometimes / frequently / to excess
i’m feeling N E R V O U S trying to be so P E R F E C T.
BOLD what applies to your muse.
SIGHT.
small towns. big cities. six thirty curfews. lights that take the place of stars. blanket nests. light through the blinds as a wake up call. found family. finding a single star in the middle of new york city. window shopping. watching something terrible and enjoying it.growing numb to the sight of injustice. wilted flowers. faded caricatures.bright, bold colors.
HEARING.
crickets and lightning bugs. car engines and a / c units. a phone call to mom / dad. laughing with friends. jokes that are so bad you have to laugh. the clicking of computer keys. noise canceling headphones. the sound of silence. muffled music from another room. drumming fingertips on a table. clicking of pens. listening to a clock and swearing the ticks get slower.ringing in the ears. the voice of someone you love. pitch shifted songs.
TOUCH.
being held close during a long night. fleeting reassurances. holding hands when you’re scared. brushing fingers through strands of hair. freshly dried clothes. bruises on your knuckles. silk and satin. your favorite pet’s fur or feather. wringing your hands anxiously. snuggies. comforters in the dead of winter. nails against skin. cold metal. leather in summer.
TASTE.
coffee in the morning. tea in the evening. bubblegum that lost its flavor. alcohol burning the back of your throat. homemade cooking, no matter what’s made. blood in your mouth. stale air. mint. fresh vegetables. that processed taste of citrus candy. the first meal you cook by yourself that tastes good. foreign sweets. fast food. bittersweet. sour. spicy. sweet. bitter. too much salt on fries.
SMELL.
morning glories and honeysuckles. freshly cut grass. hot chocolate in the middle of winter. nail polish. acetone. hospital rooms. smoke. hair spray. your favorite shampoo/conditioner. the scent of home. perfume.cologne. mint. something burning. wet dogs. copper. metal.unemptied ash trays. something familiar yet different.
TAGGED BY: I took it off my dash TAGGING: Anyone!
🍁 - favorite season?
“Spring!It’s the time when all the plants are just warming up from their winter dormancy and the whole world comes alive with the sounds of baby animals!”
send a symbol.
because i felt like making one of these, fuck you.
LEARN SOMETHING ⛈ - what is the muse like at their worst? 📖 - deadly sin that applies to them the most? 🍁 - favorite season? 🏹 - have they ever committed a murder? 💝 - have they ever been in love, and with who? ⚠️ - the worst deed they’ve done/crime they’ve committed? ⛔ - do they believe in revenge? 💫 - do they believe in fate/propecy/destiny? 🥀 - have they ever felt heartbreak? 🌵 - do they consider themselves dangerous? 🍀 - do they believe in luck? 🌙 - do they believe in magic? ☄️ - what is their biggest regret? 🍷 - do they drink? 🍹 - alcohol tolerance? 🍳 - do they know how to cook? ☀ - night or day?
DO SOMETHING 🙈 - muse is blind for [#] asks. 🙉 - muse can’t hear for [#] asks. 🙊 - muse can’t speak for [#] asks. 💥 - muse feels agonizing pain when they raise their voice for [#] asks. 🐔 - muse is uncontrollably afraid/paranoid for [#] asks. ⚡ - muse has unstable emotions for [#] asks. 🍺 - muse acts like they are when they’re drunk for [#] asks. 🍬 - muse is hyper as fuck for [#] asks. 🎭 - muse can only speak in cryptic phrases for [#] asks. 🎬 - any noise becomes deafening to the muse for [#] asks. 🌋 - the muse is unable to control their anger for [#] asks. 🔦 - muse becomes light-sensitive for [#] asks. 👁🗨 - muse feels like they’re being watched for [#] asks. gets worse as it continues. 🚫 - the muse hallucinates their worst fear for [#] asks. gets worse as it continues. ♾️ - the muse is in constant pain for [#] asks. gets worse at it goes along. (bonus if the pain is an old wound/scar.) ⛅ - the muse hides their emotions for [#] asks. emotions come spilling through when m!a ends. ✨ - muse is in a state of hypnosis for [#] asks. go wild.
OTHER ♠️ - the muse’s ‘worse side’ shows for [#] asks. ♥️ - the muse’s ‘better side’ shows for [#] asks. ♦️ - the muse becomes emotionless for [#] asks. ♣️ - the muse feels temporarily free from doubt for [#] asks. ♈ - the muse has an ego boost for [#] asks. ♉ - the muse is unreasonably stubborn/bitter/petty for [#] asks. ♊ - the muse is split into two versions of themself for [#] asks. (emotion/logic, happy/sad, etc.) ♋ - muse becomes overwhelmingly pessimistic for [#] asks. ♌ - muse becomes incredibly fucking arrogant for [#] asks. ♍ - muse is shy as hell for [#] asks. ♎ - muse is obsessed with keeping things ‘stable’ or ‘balanced’ for [#] asks. ♏ - muse is unbearably rude/cruel/violent for [#] asks. ♐ - muse is more ‘pleasant’ than usual for [#] asks. ♑ - muse loses all self-control for [#] asks. ♒ - muse acts incredibly aloof for [#] asks. ♓ - muse is overwhelmed by sadness for [#] asks. ⛎ - wildcard. mun’s zodiac applies to the muse. (ex: i’m a cancer, so if i was sent ophiuchus, muse would get the effects of cancer.)
Retail Workers Uncensored Sentence Starters
“It’s not false advertisement if you’ve learned how to fucking read.”
“The next time I catch you trashing this aisle I am going to throw you down the garbage compactor and listen to you scream while it crushes you.”
“Ma’am, I don’t have the emotional capacity to care right now.”
“This coupon expired two years ago I can’t give it to you!”
“This isn’t a pawn shop we don’t fucking bargain on damage percentages.”
“The trash can is Right. Fucking. There.”
If you’re going to be standing IN the cart trying to surf it because you think it’s cool, I hope your mom thinks a neck brace and a medical bill is as hilarious as I do.”
“Just run me over and put me out of my misery.”
“If you had read any of the fifty-four signs that you passed in the aisle on the way to ask me if they’re on sale, then you would know the damn answer.”
“We have a fucking FLOOR SCRUBBER, why are we MOPPING??”
“Oh my god there’s shit all over the floor.”
“Oh come on I just CLEANED in there!”
“And there it was- a fucking dirty diaper.”
“I’m going to have to clean up this fucking disaster of a bathroom without gloves, aren’t I?”
“We’re going to erect a shrine to the leaky roof gods and pray that if the roof does fall in that it lands on us and kills us instantly.”
“You’re new, right? Well never go into the back room alone. The stairs are haunted and the ghost has a terrible sense of humor.”
“I hope you last longer than the last one.”
“Who put their half-assed coffee behind the fucking pillows instead of, I don’t know, finding a trash can?!”
“I handled that customer the only way I can handle my parents- astral-project the fuck outta here.”
“I’m going to physically manifest in this person’s house and beat them senseless.”
“How hard is it to flush a toilet?!”
“That furniture you’re getting dirty footprints all over costs more than your life does, I know- I asked your parents.”
“Oh my god no one put a fucking bag in this trash can.”
“Ewww it’s leaking.”
“I’m going to pick up this cart and beat you with it.”
“Your kid is like three, STOP LEAVING THEM UNATTENDED!”
“I know your parents don’t love you so you act out, but I don’t love you either and I am heartless enough to call security on your asses.”
“I take out my anger on using this rubber mallet to beat the shelves back into place, and if your hand is in the way then it’s a bonus.”
“Oh, trusting me with sharp objects again, I see.”
“HOW.”
“I hate my job.”
“I have lost all faith in people knowing how to read.”
“Of course the head manager can take a week vacation but GOD FORBID anyone else taking it off at the same time!”
“Can we just banish holiday sales?”
“This job only made me learn how to hate people.”
“If I got to fold yet ANOTHER shirt because some ASSHOLE just dumped it on the floor, I am going to STRANGLE them with it.”
“I. Fucking. Hate. Glitter.”
“If anyone ever tipped me for carrying their stuff out to their car, I’m going to pocket that shit, fuck what my manager says.”
“I immediately start dissociating as soon as I pull into the parking lot.”
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