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rae ✯ 25 ✯ she/they ✯ colds are hot and thems the facts ✯ 🔞

[feverfangs]

babe. babe wake up.

hey. sorry.

i got a question. it's very important. um.. would you still love me if i was a tissue? oh ok, good. good...

...would .. you use me?

WHAT DO YOU MEAN "NO"??!!? >:(

[sneeffles]

actually i fully blame this kink for getting me into o/megav/erse in the first place. started off way too into the fever-like heat symptoms, not realizing i should've just been reading sickfic

[sneeffles]

... 🫣 anyone else here feel some type of way about om/egave/rse?

specifically. sniffly scenting. one partner has a cold and can't breathe through their nose without constantly sniffling. they also can't smell as well as normal, but they're still desperate for their partner's scent, so they end up fighting their congestion to scent them anyway. trying to breathe deeper because they can't smell while struggling to breathe through their nose at all

maybe trying to induce sneezes to clear their airways. maybe resorting to chhinkni and trying to scent while needing to turn away every 2 seconds to sneeze. or, y'know, not turning away

[sunsetsnz]

thinking about catching someone’s sneezes for them but they keep moving their head away subconsciously (maybe the tickle is just so strong)—so you take their chin in your free hand and guide their nose gently but firmly into the tissue/handkerchief/etc

[coldshare]

someone whose cold sneezes are noticeably different from their allergy sneezes (or vice versa)... in a way that's as inconvenient to them as possible.

someone who's already used to allergy season. they're no stranger to how every spring leaves their nose tickly - always on the precipice of a release - for weeks on end; they're no stranger to the long, drawn out hitches, the ticklish releases, the absolute dread when they step outside and everything's blooming, and they feel the dreaded - but not unfamiliar - itch start to form.

but when they come down with a cold...

all of a sudden, their sneezes are forceful enough to snap them forward at the waist. every messy, spraying sneeze absolutely drenches whatever they've thought to cover with (or - if they haven't had the chance to cover, or if they simply can't be bothered to - mists the air with millions of contagious droplets).

their sneezes are loud enough to scrape against their throat, as if it wasn't sore enough already - they're getting hoarse just from sneezing so much - and loud enough to attract the (unwanted?) attention of anyone who happens to be in the vicinity.

they're used to their breath hitching torturously with allergies - they're used to long, drawn-out allergic fits. but with this cold, their breath barely hitches in warning before they're overcome with the overwhelming urge to sneeze, and sneeze...

(needless to say, it's difficult to cover the explosion of a sneeze in time; they're so used to knowing exactly when it will happen, but this cold catches them completely off guard with every sudden, wrenching sneeze, which makes it just that much more difficult to keep their cold to themself...)

alternatively,

someone who's the type to catch colds often. surely after all of those colds, allergies can't be so bad, can they? or so they think, until they find themselves faced with an allergen for the first time - one which leaves their nose tickling more than it ever has with the proximity, their eyes watering, their breath hitching torturously into false starts and unsatisfying, ticklish sneezing fits for minutes and minutes on end... and even after all of it, their nose still tickles so badly that they... still want to... hEHH-!

[poiub55]

I love your sneezes so much!! Could i possibly request some elbow sneezes? Just imagining you doing that is already so hot😵‍💫 <33

since you asked so dang nicely

[snzsnchillz-afterdark]

two people hiding and having to do the classic finger under the nose to stop a sneeze bit, only for the person who used their finger to catch the other persons cold cause of the germs they got all over their finger

[clovesnz]

Being attracted to colds makes so little evolutionary sense like. Ur not supposed to want to go *towards* the germs. But yet

[snezus-christ-risen]

I remember reading a study years ago that just looking at someone who is sick can boost your immune system. So our porn is actually healthy for us! I’d call that an evolutionary advantage. 💪

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[clovesnz]

Wait this is wildd omg

[themiseryandcompany]

there is something so sweet about the evidence of a sick person. a hoodie tossed haphazardly on to the couch. a cold mug of tea. a half used box of tissues. not the entire medicine bottle, just the cap used to measure it out. the residue of a cold. the sickie can’t be far, not when there’s signs of them and their cold everywhere.

[quosterking]

51 + 92

Stuck Sneezes + “I can’t sneeze”

This was torture. There were few moments where he needed to sneeze so badly and couldn’t, for social reasons. There were fewer where he’d consider inducing in public just to get it over with.

Rashun sat uncomfortably in the booth seat of the coffee shop. The clouds in his hair were drizzling a misty shower across his shoulders, and a handkerchief was clutched in his fists. He was trying his best to keep his expression subtle, but the persistent buzzing was making his already-wide nostrils flare and twitch.

He could hardly think about anything else other than how badly he needed to sneeze. His chest sank with a deep, shaky breath, but it fizzled like a wet thread for dynamite. As he sighed, he brought the handkerchief up to blow his nose.

“HhHeh..!” He paused, pinching his brows, only for it to fail. “Mhhuh…! Good grief…”

The fact he was even considering inducing in public was overwhelmingly embarrassing. He was left sniffling dryly, with the vague intention to sneeze dancing around his nose and teasing him. He could only assume he looked like a fool in this coffee shop.

“What’s the matter?” The grizzly voice across the booth mumbled.

“I c…” a pause, and his features dropped to focus. There…? Surely now…? No… “…I can’t sneeze…” he whispered.

“Sure you can, it’s just a coffee shop.” Ugh. Some detective he was.

“No, I can’t, I’ve been fighting for it..!”

Rashun hitched again, and sat back with a hand hovering over his mouth. But just like every attempt before it, he was only left with a runny nose. “H-huhhh…see?”

“Mm…” he took a draw of his cigar and blew it into Rashun’s face. Rashun coughed and sputtered, tears springing in his eyes.

“KHhf!! KhH-! hhHuh- hHRSSchhhHUFF!!” Rashun quickly ducked into his handkerchief, and gasped while his nose was buried, “HHADDshhhuhff!!”

“There…”

“Mnuh…snff! Thank you…”

[poiub55]

doting boyfriend following his girlfriend round the department store and dutifully giving his opinion on every perfume that's proffered, his nose getting redder and twitchier by the minute, and she's pretending not to notice but without knowing why she's absolutely aching for him to lose it, her cheeks warm and her mouth dry as she drinks in his every tiny sniffle and nose rub, every awkwardly stretched syllable, every hot tear that threatens to escape his watery eyes, every time he rechecks his empty pockets for a tissue that they both know doesn't exist

"what about this one, babe? isn't it wonderful? try it again, I don't think you got a good enough sniff... that's it, there you go... lovely, no? what do you think? let's go back to some of my favourites, you can help me choose, come on, this way, I want you to give them all another chance and talk me through your thoughts, they really mean a lot to me..."

[koreofitall]

Someone sneezing into their elbow, a tissue, or even their hand, but towards their love and not away.

An intimate sort of safety.

[shy-sneezes]

me when the trope is robot "catching" a virus. but it actually behaves like a human virus and so they're sneezing, sniffling and overheating just like a person would.

bonus: their human friend/partner has to figure out how to take care of them while it runs its course

[seasnz]

a couple in a fake dating scenario where one murmurs to the other ‘ try not to kiss me, i think i’m catching a cold ‘ in warning before they enter an event where they really have to play it up.

[sneeffles]

the congested breaths, thick swallows, and soft snores when someone's asleep with a cold are so good. i think it's the vulnerability... because all these little extra signs of illness come out when they aren't awake to downplay them, and it just shows how much that cold isn't letting up even for a second, even when they're unconscious

[sneeffles]

i hate when people are sniffling near me during an exam because you'd THINK i couldn't possibly be horny at such a time and yet...

[sneezysubbyboi]

Nsfw!!!🥵 snz sesh idea

making a ✨variety pack✨ snz wav for your shy snzfucker partner, then giving them earphones to listen to it while getting them off…

You slowly tease, then soon observe/feel them get visibly more aroused during a certain part… then asking them, “ohh~ you sure liked that~ which sneezes were those?..”

and watch them embarrassingly stutter “t-those stifled ones..” or “the.. ngg.. harsh s-sneezes” all while holding back their moans as you purposefully get them off harder 🥵

and once the wav ends, you reward their admittance and endurance by inducing those specific sneezes just for them in real life, until… 💦