anthro elephant sneeze is the hottest fucking shit ever but theres only one MAYBE two people in this world who have ever done it right and i mourn this every day

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@sneezecurse
anthro elephant sneeze is the hottest fucking shit ever but theres only one MAYBE two people in this world who have ever done it right and i mourn this every day
Lizard time
Is it safe for him to drink that green drink?
taste’s good
here's another video of my gf!!! her channel is really blowing up n im so proud of her <3 (this one is me inducing her with a feather)
so i finally made a youtube account!!! this is long, messy and full of talking. let me know if you like it 💖💖
your local lesbian does a talkie for the first time!! i didn’t really know what to say so it’s kinda just a bunch of stammering but the snez is still there heh
featuring five unstifled super wet sneezes, my high pitched voice, gasps, and a lot of “oh fuck”s and “oh jeez”s
insanely messy video of my gf inducing with a feather! please give her some love <3
“Interestingly enough, your Sims can also get cursed by the ancients – making them sneeze constantly for 3 days and which can also spread around to other Sims.”
GUYS GO BUY(or pirate, I don’t judge) JUNGLE ADVENTURE RIGHT MEOW
https://youtu.be/Jvsdw3ejwyk
here's a video of my gf sneezing!! my cinematography leaves a lot to be desired and i stopped filming way too early, but we're making another vid tonight that should be longer :3
HIGHLY nsfw obs ahead
so i finally got my hands on some chhinkni and oh my GOD does that stuff work. yesterday me and my girlfriend each took a pinch and before too long i was sprawled naked on my bed, sniffling and jerking off, as she sneezed about 15 times on my face and chest. needless to say i came pretty fucking hard
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so far today my gf has:
-sneezed on my naked back, without warning, and then teased me for "jumping a foot into the air"
-sneezed point-blank in my face while we were making out
-not that this is especially noteworthy since it happens literally all the time, but have i mentioned she wiggles her nose when she sniffles and makes these adorable half-strangled moans when she's itchy and congested? no? well, now u know
and dude... allergy season hasnt even started.........
psst- imagine a really narcissistic character inducing sneezes in front of a mirror so they can practice sneezing attractively should they ever have to do so in public.
WHAT THE F WHO SENT ME THIS……….. LIKE……………………… literally you dont know……….. this is exactly.. exactly what im in the mood for lately… and i love when people try to change their sneeze for like… reasons like this…….. god this is good because you know what its so useless since you cant even see yourself while youre sneezing? eyes are closed? but this is definitely something that they do anyway.. and uh… ok literally im putty right now i literally cant think or type but just so you know? this is fire
GOOD GRIEF
“Never Court A Monster”
(in which a monster is enthusiastically courted).
it’s been ages since I wrote some generic fantasy, and even longer (read: never) since I publicly posted some proper monster content. time to fix both of those, i guess. this was inspired in part by a certain animation that i have been thinking about nonstop in the two days i’ve known of its existence (i’m not going to post it here, but if you go to ep.si.lon-shadow ’s deviantart page and look for the most recent post there at time of writing this, you’ll find it), and is also very likely the thirstiest and most horn-driven thing i’ve ever written.
backstory aside though, this is about Kess, a fetishist human rogue who is helplessly in love-lust-whatever with Vizha (VEE-jiuh but the j is like the french j, or ˈviˈʐä for you IPA nerds), the newest and most monstrous member of her party…who also happens to have terrible allergies to forest flowers whoops
as always, hope you guys enjoy
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There is something unbearably hot about the uncertainty in someone saying, “I might be catching a cold,” or “I think I’m coming down with something,” that I cannot explain. Enough is happening for them to speculate, but things could still go either way. … but, if they’re externalizing that thought at all… you know their suspicions are probably correct…
yet more fuckin degeneracy under the cut, i know all i talk about is laura but it's kinda hard not to
we were lying in bed this morning just looking into each other's eyes and murmuring sweet nothings and she was sniffling occasionally and suddenly she sneezed right in my fucking face and got snot all over me. no way is this not heaven
v nsfw gf talk below the cut
laura's over right now and she's been letting me induce her with perfume and about an hour ago she came in my mouth. god i fucking love this girl